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Coan

@coan.bsky.social
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Professional Everyman, doing whatever I'm paid to do (currently LFW). Ideally Community Management. Canadian dual-citizen in MD, cat dad, geek, etc.

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Harrison G. Pink @gilespink.bsky.social · 13h
No translation is needed.
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 13h
You can tell my posts are human composed because I use because twice in a few words because what the fuck is proofreading anyway. Just wait till it gets liked and groan as I see my own writing again.
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 14h
Yeaaaaaah, I may be a mail carrier these days, but I also did some work for the Board of Elections locally. My ballot went in a drop box last night because it's faster because they're picked up daily, and I know there isn't some middleman who might mess with shit.
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 14h
Out: Are QA game devs? In: Are level designers game devs? Thanks EA.
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Dan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 20h
Bee doing her best "bee covered in pollen" impression
Me holding a small black schipperke puppy under one arm. All four of her paws, her muzzle, her nose, and the fur around her face are covered with fine dirt from digging a hole
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Dan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah that nails it.
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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 22h
she's got that joie de leave
A thin, red leaf on concrete. It's on its side such that it looks like a pair of lips
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all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes a line just speaks to you.
Octopath traveler 2 screenshot: Castti the apothecary saying to a foppish man in the middle of a wrecked dive bar "Examine your deeds and your heart, and if you find them wanting, become a better person."
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Dan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hatsune Miata
A grey Mazda Miata with a full-body wrap of Hatsune Miku
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trapper immediately comes to mind.
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Jet Gordon @jetgordonsun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like a damn comic strip
Gray cat on top of box containing cat treeGray cat on pieces of cat treePut together cat treeGray cat in empty box
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I reacted audibly
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That terrible moment in your Rimworld playthrough where a prisoner dies of starvation, so he's chopped up and fed to the other prisoner raw. WELP.
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/10/2026
therapists email virus scanner 🤝 "you have a dangerous attachment"
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Emmett Initiative @emmett.click · 02/10/2026
G.I.JOE ROSTER
DECIMATED BY NEW
"NO BEARDOS, NO WEIRDOS" POLICY
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hire me to replace the head of the US travel association, because I can at least figure it out. Well, I'm sure most can. But at least I could start with writing travel articles like "top 10 cities that might not vanish you off the street and send you to a prison in another country."
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Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How is it mind boggling
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
and of course, Zuck still fucks up and calls it AI instead of SI at the end anyway.
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BatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 29/09/2026
So they’re using AI to transcribe your whole stream, to determine if it’s “safe for brands”, meaning you don’t talk about being gay or Palestine or whatever the fuck I’d LOVE to know how that affects the ad revenue for those channels Dan!
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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PlantGothKira @plantgothkira.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm trying to provide paid services instead of begging for money on the internet. What do you think I can best provide for digital downloads? Maybe hand painting process vids, tutorials, 3d assets? lmk please I'm down to my last after paying my phone bill. 😭
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 28/09/2026
This is why it's such nonsense for anyone to say that with UBI, people will lose meaning. First, jobs aren't any source of meaning for many people with jobs. Second, the jobs people can't say no to are in the way of a getting a lot of meaningful work done. And third, the rich seem to find meaning.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 27/09/2026
we should teach kids not to gamble by making them play xcom
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'have you considered writing in a different genre' oh you like the trumpet do you, i bet you'd be good at the oboe. if you love football you'd be great at archery, im going to walk directly into the ocean
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 25/09/2026
DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying."
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Games without narrative: There’s yellow paint on ladders and doors Games with narrative: One thousand years ago the gods were slain during the God Wars. Their golden ichor still rains down from the heavens upon ladders and doors, guiding us…
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Managed to snag tickets for @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com's escape room in Toronto, conveniently the weekend I'm in the area. bringing @truvillainmanny.bsky.social along with us, maybe one of @kyatastrophe.bsky.social's guildies, and I guess maybe we'll try to sucker in 2 more people we know.
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, and the new Jones Fallout sodas, because I'm a consumer whore.
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our Costco has churros, and they're only meant to be a limited time thing, the monsters.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I wouldn't give a fuck if my pilot was furry in his free time. Tails was a great pilot.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face
“Monster Mash Chocolate, filled with body part shaped gummies. SMASH FOR OVER 1LB.
OF GUMMIES INSIDE!”
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vrynn @vrynn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just looks a bit silly. Candy owl from equestria vs snarlgore the rabies bear
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vrynn @vrynn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Skyborne druid models are way too pretty to believably exist in vanilla they need to be some hideously ugly creature that looks like its begging for death like this
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"making sure the mages aren't all on the same side since we can't have everyone on a side forget to do mechanics" -raid leader, paraphrased
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WE DON'T DIAL 811
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got on a sky elf floating boat in Mulgore, found their area, got on a new one to go back...found it full of alliance after it crossed the ocean (the first hint I was in trouble). But hey, Dalaran says its a sanctuary...but the guards very much don't give a shit about that.
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Megumin Maniac @meguminmaniac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"They can't put up a 4th digit!" Read it and weep.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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JenEricLive 🍻⚒️💙 @jenericlive.com · 18/09/2026
Psssst... /console cameraDistanceMaxZoomFactor 4 Works in Forever 😉
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is what demand destruction looks like. Diesel at $6.40 a gallon is going to sell a lot of EV’s.
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chelsey b. coombs @chelseybcoombs.com · 19/08/2024
a show called iron jeff that pits jeffs against each other to find out which jeff reigns supreme. it takes place in an abandoned radio shack
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These Advocates I keep finding in Hell just seem to be allied with Diablo... ...probably shouldn't read into that too much.
diablo 4 screenshot of demons and humanoid advocates in a hell based level.
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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
D4 is trying to sucker me in this season with nostalgia. It's working.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 14/09/2026
"J.K. Rowling did not say this and no source exists for the quote." Not that she isn't a colossal bigoted bitch, but I would ask someone to find the source for this quote. It seems to have originated from a parody/satire account on Twitter. But if anyone's got an actual source, come through!
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