Coan @coan.bsky.social · 13hYou can tell my posts are human composed because I use because twice in a few words because what the fuck is proofreading anyway. Just wait till it gets liked and groan as I see my own writing again. 130
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 14hYeaaaaaah, I may be a mail carrier these days, but I also did some work for the Board of Elections locally. My ballot went in a drop box last night because it's faster because they're picked up daily, and I know there isn't some middleman who might mess with shit. 040
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 14hOut: Are QA game devs? In: Are level designers game devs? Thanks EA. 2102
Reposted by CoanDan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 20hBee doing her best "bee covered in pollen" impression 912122
Reposted by Coanall-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026sometimes a line just speaks to you. 151
Reposted by CoanMia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026LEAVE ME ALONE 131127123956
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That terrible moment in your Rimworld playthrough where a prisoner dies of starvation, so he's chopped up and fed to the other prisoner raw. WELP. 120
Reposted by CoanNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/10/2026therapists email virus scanner 🤝 "you have a dangerous attachment" 113537
Reposted by CoanDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 260184704882
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hire me to replace the head of the US travel association, because I can at least figure it out. Well, I'm sure most can. But at least I could start with writing travel articles like "top 10 cities that might not vanish you off the street and send you to a prison in another country." 051
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026and of course, Zuck still fucks up and calls it AI instead of SI at the end anyway. 020
Reposted by CoanBatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 29/09/2026So they’re using AI to transcribe your whole stream, to determine if it’s “safe for brands”, meaning you don’t talk about being gay or Palestine or whatever the fuck I’d LOVE to know how that affects the ad revenue for those channels Dan! 34425
Reposted by CoanPlantGothKira @plantgothkira.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm trying to provide paid services instead of begging for money on the internet. What do you think I can best provide for digital downloads? Maybe hand painting process vids, tutorials, 3d assets? lmk please I'm down to my last after paying my phone bill. 😭 012
Reposted by CoanScott Santens @scottsantens.com · 28/09/2026This is why it's such nonsense for anyone to say that with UBI, people will lose meaning. First, jobs aren't any source of meaning for many people with jobs. Second, the jobs people can't say no to are in the way of a getting a lot of meaningful work done. And third, the rich seem to find meaning. 712557
Reposted by CoanLuke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 27/09/2026we should teach kids not to gamble by making them play xcom 515418
Reposted by CoanoptiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Folks, we're terribly sorry to announce that there was a LinkedIn spill that broke containment and leeched into Bluesky. While the spill is being handled, we ask that you refrain from discussions about synergy, hustle, paradigm shifts, and praise for grind culture. Thank you for your cooperation. 361511278
Reposted by CoanOliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026'have you considered writing in a different genre' oh you like the trumpet do you, i bet you'd be good at the oboe. if you love football you'd be great at archery, im going to walk directly into the ocean 117622
Reposted by CoanSara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14875461457
Reposted by CoanCTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 25/09/2026DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying." 8479131
Reposted by CoanAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Games without narrative: There’s yellow paint on ladders and doors Games with narrative: One thousand years ago the gods were slain during the God Wars. Their golden ichor still rains down from the heavens upon ladders and doors, guiding us… 423834
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Managed to snag tickets for @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com's escape room in Toronto, conveniently the weekend I'm in the area. bringing @truvillainmanny.bsky.social along with us, maybe one of @kyatastrophe.bsky.social's guildies, and I guess maybe we'll try to sucker in 2 more people we know. 250
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh, and the new Jones Fallout sodas, because I'm a consumer whore. 010
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Our Costco has churros, and they're only meant to be a limited time thing, the monsters. 050
Reposted by CoanMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026I wouldn't give a fuck if my pilot was furry in his free time. Tails was a great pilot. 19950229
Reposted by CoanRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 23/09/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Costco has a $50 giant Frankenstein head made of green chocolate that includes a mallet for smashing his head open at which point a pound of gummy body parts will spill forth from the edible wreckage of his face 46966298
Reposted by Coanvrynn @vrynn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just looks a bit silly. Candy owl from equestria vs snarlgore the rabies bear 5729
Reposted by Coanvrynn @vrynn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Skyborne druid models are way too pretty to believably exist in vanilla they need to be some hideously ugly creature that looks like its begging for death like this 2224463
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"making sure the mages aren't all on the same side since we can't have everyone on a side forget to do mechanics" -raid leader, paraphrased 000
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Got on a sky elf floating boat in Mulgore, found their area, got on a new one to go back...found it full of alliance after it crossed the ocean (the first hint I was in trouble). But hey, Dalaran says its a sanctuary...but the guards very much don't give a shit about that. 000
Reposted by CoanMegumin Maniac @meguminmaniac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"They can't put up a 4th digit!" Read it and weep. 44516
Reposted by CoanThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is the most masculine video on the internet right now 336185565075
Reposted by CoanJenEricLive 🍻⚒️💙 @jenericlive.com · 18/09/2026Psssst... /console cameraDistanceMaxZoomFactor 4 Works in Forever 😉 39518
Reposted by Coanlorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is what demand destruction looks like. Diesel at $6.40 a gallon is going to sell a lot of EV’s. 26813
Reposted by Coanchelsey b. coombs @chelseybcoombs.com · 19/08/2024a show called iron jeff that pits jeffs against each other to find out which jeff reigns supreme. it takes place in an abandoned radio shack 1421430
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026These Advocates I keep finding in Hell just seem to be allied with Diablo... ...probably shouldn't read into that too much. 000
Coan @coan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026D4 is trying to sucker me in this season with nostalgia. It's working. 010
Reposted by CoanMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297777667
Reposted by CoanBrian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 14/09/2026"J.K. Rowling did not say this and no source exists for the quote." Not that she isn't a colossal bigoted bitch, but I would ask someone to find the source for this quote. It seems to have originated from a parody/satire account on Twitter. But if anyone's got an actual source, come through! 2347