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That is a much tamer response than I was expecting from you when you saw this.

You can tell my posts are human composed because I use because twice in a few words because what the fuck is proofreading anyway. Just wait till it gets liked and groan as I see my own writing again.

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Yeaaaaaah, I may be a mail carrier these days, but I also did some work for the Board of Elections locally. My ballot went in a drop box last night because it's faster because they're picked up daily, and I know there isn't some middleman who might mess with shit.

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Dan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Out: Are QA game devs? In: Are level designers game devs? Thanks EA.

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Bee doing her best "bee covered in pollen" impression

Me holding a small black schipperke puppy under one arm. All four of her paws, her muzzle, her nose, and the fur around her face are covered with fine dirt from digging a hole

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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Glad to hear you're alright. Make sure to get checked out for a concussion if you can and weren't already. Sucks about the car, hopefully they track down the other guy.

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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

she's got that joie de leave

A thin, red leaf on concrete. It's on its side such that it looks like a pair of lips

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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Working as a mail carrier now, I still used a drop box for mine last night. I know someone from my country BoE will probably have it by noon. Mail would still have to get picked up, sent to a sorting plant, then sent to the local post office. I don't trust some court to change things in that time.

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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'll just be over here with my sad weak American flour, springing for the good stuff just to meet what I used to have as a bare minimum. :'(

Coan @coan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Trapper immediately comes to mind.

Coan @coan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think this week peaked at 87 here and I was more than over with it. Fuck that altogether.

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Jet Gordon @jetgordonsun.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Like a damn comic strip

Gray cat on top of box containing cat tree

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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I reacted audibly

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If it was dessert pizza style...I might... I am not a great judge of what people should eat. People should not follow my example.

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I do enjoy wheat beers and I don't mind candy corn...how bad could it be? I feel like I have to, for science.

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That terrible moment in your Rimworld playthrough where a prisoner dies of starvation, so he's chopped up and fed to the other prisoner raw. WELP.

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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/10/2026

I did get a new sword today...

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therapists email virus scanner 🤝 "you have a dangerous attachment"

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I recall reading once someone tried to do sharks for Chevy Bolts and it should be apparent how well that worked out.

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The best I got is the month, but that's separate from the game and sounds like a hit squad against Thunk da Peon.

So, kinda like someone said about Jeep club, I've heard it described as you'd leave a duck for jeeps you think are cool or something along those lines.

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The letters E, L, and F aren't even close to O, R, C for that kinda typo. What the hell are people thinking. Well, I guess F and C are close. BUT THE OTHER TWO ARE ACROSS THE KEYBOARD FROM EACH OTHER.

Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads:

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."

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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He's playing next Friday at KW Oktoberfest for crying out loud!

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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hire me to replace the head of the US travel association, because I can at least figure it out. Well, I'm sure most can. But at least I could start with writing travel articles like "top 10 cities that might not vanish you off the street and send you to a prison in another country."

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Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How is it mind boggling

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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Some of the places I've seen on channels like Japanese Food Craftsman and such...the volume they do seems so low and yet they're surviving, if not thriving.

Coan @coan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

and of course, Zuck still fucks up and calls it AI instead of SI at the end anyway.

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BatsCaulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 29/09/2026

So they’re using AI to transcribe your whole stream, to determine if it’s “safe for brands”, meaning you don’t talk about being gay or Palestine or whatever the fuck I’d LOVE to know how that affects the ad revenue for those channels Dan!

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Recession indicator

A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef

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Coan @coan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I get why you can't return food, but they make it a pitb at times to do something about this shit. I wanted a plastic tub of sugar (for the tub to replace our existing) and the seller sent one of those paper bags worth of sugar. You can guess how that ended up by the time it hit my doorstep.