Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’ve decided to join the lizard people in their conquest covertly… 010
Reposted by CoalslagMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Looking forward to living out my days as a bog witch. 914964
Reposted by CoalslagMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You can put cigarettes out on me if you wanna. 77335
Reposted by CoalslagSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Last October, we buried our dog beneath a small, winding black cherry tree. There’s a breeze this morning moving small branches – heavy with fruit – against the house making the sound he used to make when he wanted to go outside and run with the deer 48700112
Reposted by CoalslagMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Her: You’re not very good looking. Me: I’m also quite poor. 215046
Reposted by CoalslagRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We'll always have that one song in common which you won't remember and I can't forget. 13924
Reposted by CoalslagBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A Charlie Brown sequel where he duct-tapes the football to a wall and launches a rocket-propelled grenade at it 16429
Reposted by CoalslagBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My downstairs neighbors have been pretty obnoxious lately, so I’ve been fighting back by playing really loud music. I never thought I would say these words, but I have weaponized Phil Collins 1617040
Reposted by CoalslagFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 28/06/2024look i know she ate a worm but we are not here to debate de bait deb ate 426747
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m ever grateful to the Mayans for wiping us out in 2012… 0113
Reposted by CoalslagJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Free Halloween Costume Idea: Sexy Strait of Hormuz 15010
Reposted by CoalslagDavoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 04/02/2024Sylvia Plath's ghost [sitting bolt upright]: Did I leave the oven on? 15019
Reposted by CoalslagBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Just once I’d like to see the weather guy warm and comfortable in the studio during a violent rainstorm turning it over to the sports guy getting fucked up in a hockey fight 9711190
Reposted by CoalslagfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/10/2026ope thought this was a dm 0121
Reposted by CoalslagfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 03/10/2026ditch our wives and run away together?? 1111
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Play and record with the pause button on, waiting on my favorite song to stream on my phone… 010
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In retrospect, it was really a minor incursion of crows… 012
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*buys horse* *names it secretly* *went to the desert* *lies in song* 000
Reposted by CoalslagTusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's presented as art, like everything in it is chosen for meaning. So you look, and look and stare, and you're just making it all up until it still doesn't quite fit but you forgot about Dre being subjective 16744
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Might grab a Scientologist and just go all Ancient Aliens on his ass… 011
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I just wanna go to Anastasia Beaverhausen’s and quaff some vino… 000
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Would you if no one ever knew?” is who you really are… 000
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lil Red: Grandma what big teeth you have. Gary Busey eats her… 011
Reposted by Coalslagraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 08/12/2024cage is the elephants name 1430988
Reposted by Coalslaginkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Most men would rather dangle their balls in a tank full of Piranhas than go to therapy, but i only had a goldfish called Blinky 14423
Reposted by CoalslagAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026tomorrow will mark my 43rd trip around the sun or the end of it or the beginning of the other one no one tells you that your forties are just losing socks and gaining lines and missing the soft voice of someone else singing in the shower while you get dressed up alone for a drink you won’t finish 4818423
Reposted by Coalslagto bebop or not to bebop 🌹🔨 @beansnbops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026he aint even acknowledged what even the french admit, that we aint speak no english we speak american 031
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You should probably start over, ‘cause I don’t believe any of that… 010
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think he saw Putin, bare chested on that horse, and fantasizes about his fetlocks… 000
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’ve been playin’ Meowdoku like I’ve become a crazy cat lady… 001
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Wow, you really gonna press charges? I want a recount… 000
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I watched a crow watch me, now I have an additional amount of meh… 000
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Nosferatu has entered the chat. “Eek” was said on learning this… 000
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Be with the starvin’ Pygmies, bless their little feet… 000
Coalslag @coalslag.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’ll pile a bucket full of baby ducks, see if I won’t… 000
