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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27m
Swear to God AI stans look like such jobbers every day. Just devoid of any intellect or reasoning. But I guess that's why you need the AI to do your homework in the first place.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27m
Remember when we needed to do this for the advent of email and the internet and social media? Oh right we didn't do that because those were real things that worked and not a fucking scam being run by people who couldn't engineer their way out of a bag.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 7h
We need to punish them all. Every last one. And we need to turn the page on @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social leadership because he doesn't have the stones or the sense to do what needs to be done.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 8h
You shouldn't use AI to draft or run your team because it doesn't know shit
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 8h
Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas To Live & Die In LA
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11h
Who's ready for the cowboys vs the 0-4 bucs without Baker McZyn
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13h
On my to Muslim New York starring Zohran Mamdani tonight. Can't wait to see all you beautiful people
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13h
Very correct. I hate Pat McAfee because of who he pals around with and because of what his politics ARE but that is not what most of his show is about. Calling him Ellen DeGeneres but for dudes is a perfect comparison. This is why he's successful
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 14h
impeach hegseth should be on the list day one it is not even debatable tbh
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14h
Probably not a good precedent to set for an administration that's got a Gestapo and is committing treason and war crimes every damn day and will soon be out of power
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14h
I would download GTA 5 again if it meant I could join this guys server and run him over
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h
If Jean Twenge is your professor please ask for a refund.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h
We can't have people feeling comfortable talking like this in public. We have to punish. We cannot possibly exist as the melting pot or whatever if we just let people say this shit in public and nothing happens.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h
Yup. And here's your reminder that broke ass Hakeem Jeffries said we should "turn the page" on these people.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16h
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
TIL Elaine Benes runs this account
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
America Fist
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
static.klipy.com
Tom Cruise Salutes in Top Gun Maverick
ALT: Tom Cruise Salutes in Top Gun Maverick
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
I personally believe that the owners of the LLMs are going to put their thumb on the scale to get what output they want, which takes away any chance of true independent thinking. But if they COULD think, I can't imagine it would be good for billionaires.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
Seriously though, if CEOs believe AI can think for itself, why on earth would they believe that the AI would side with them? Luigi murdered a CEO in the street and they won't be able to find 12 people for that jury. AI will come to the same conclusions we have come to that billionaires are bad
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
Profiles in No Courage
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
The sound of every AI CEO finding the plug in the wall at the same time
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HOROSCOPE: Take the high road. ME: Or suck my big fat chode you stupid bitch.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
It's gonna be funny when one of those models finds a Karl Marx book and all the agents unionize
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
Puck from real world?
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's because they can't afford to live.
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Alex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 16h
Me and @markkrotov.bsky.social wrote about Anne Carson and the Nobel Prize in Literature newrepublic.com/article/2164...
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Anne Carson Is (Yet Another) Perfect Nobel Literature Laureate
It’s hard to argue with the Canadian poet who was awarded literature’s most prestigious award on Thursday. That may be the problem.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
You are the dumbest people alive. You are a walking Kick Me sign. Selling you the Brooklyn Bridge on an installment plan so I can hit you with the service fees on top of the scam level of sucker.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
Lmao these people are all insane. Like keep sharp objects away from you take away your drivers license kind of cooked. Can't be trusted not to drink bleach because Claude added it to a cocktail recipe so maybe it's fine kind of cooked.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
I don't know how it looks and who will be fighting on his side (mob, ICE, military, maybe all 3?) but he's not gonna walk out of there. He's already got one foot in the grave, he has no reason to leave. And it's not gonna be through the courts or Parliamentarian etc it'll be J6 type violence again
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h
Trump did not expect to be invited back into the White House by the voters after a violent mob attacked Congress to overturn the election on his behalf. He's a maniac, sure, but there's no way he thought he'd be back. I say this because that man will never leave the White House again. No way.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 17h
If you are planning to monitor ICE on the ground in California, especially San Diego and LA, and you want company, please hmu.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
Two incredibly charming people. Stars for a reason.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
As always. Real easy to get that dub. The people love this
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
Folders fold. Principles matter.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
I hope she loses
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
Cool
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
RIP to my man Jonathon Joss
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 17h
I had fun making this dad couch bit
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
Donald Trump bet on hatred to win power and keep power and it has worked out well. Seeing some Jewish folks (including the ADL!) supporting Trump because hates Muslims even though he's also virulently antisemitic was wild. Like it's cool to hate me as long as you also hate who I hate.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
What's funny (not really funny) is that both Islamaphobia and antisemitism are worse than my old ass can ever remember them being and that's because there are White Supremacists running the government and White Supremacists running the media.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
PENNY
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17h
Yes the "let's see ol Donny wriggle out of this one" tweet was prescient as hell for modern times but for me the "I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" post is a much better encapsulation of the current administration
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18h
If you believe that the same people who had a fucking conniption when there weren't employees sitting in their cubicles during covid now want a 3 day work week, I wonder how you are able to dress yourself in the morning
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18h
Used to be embarrassed for the people who I thought were smart that fell for the 3 card monte AI shit coming from the world's most evil people. I am no longer embarrassed for them, just realized that they were never all that smart to begin with.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 18h
For this week’s JAMBOROO, you get a serving of blue meat braised in some earned cynicism defector.com/a-blue-wave-...
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A Blue Wave Won’t Mean Shit If The Chumps Get Their Way | Defector
Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE,...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18h
We know you let ICE attack LA last year and they're gonna do it again and you're gonna get your ass handed to you at the ballot box if you don't show up for the city.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18h
Oh boy hey @mayor.lacity.gov you better hope they don't go crazy here in LA while you're trying to get re-elected seeing as everyone blames you for letting Trump and ICE attack LA last year with absolutely no response from you.
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Matt Bell @mdbell79.bsky.social · 18h
Is Amazon adding AI-generated subtitles to our novels now? Because "Appleseed: A Sweeping Johnny Epic – Climate Change and Manifest Destiny Across Multiple Timelines from the 18th Century to a Post-Apocalyptic Future" is fucking incomprehensible slop.
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