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Clod Emperor of Dune

@clodemperorofdune.bsky.social
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Tweets about the important B's: birds, bjork, board games, baseball and bfilm

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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Products that are so much better than all other options, that it should be illegal to sell their inferiors/are borderline life-changing: 1. Chef'n FreshForce Citrus Juicer.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Once again, the most infuriating thing about Trump is that his bits and timing are immaculate amidst all of the horrors
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm assembling a team
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 07/04/2026
As an aside US missiles need ammonium perchlorate. The only domestic source is a facility in Cedar City, Utah US missiles also need RDX & HMX. The only domestic source is a facility in Kingsport, Tennessee US missiles also need engines. The only domestic source is a facility in Pontiac, Michigan
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Looking over costumes from Alien for color schemes for painting scifi minis. First Thought: I never noticed all the white pants. I never think of white pants. Second Thought: Lots of white shoes. I need to resist the urge to always paint them black. Third Thought: Holy shit, Lambert's boots!
Cast photo from Alien(1979) of the Nostromo's crew
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 18/03/2026
A lot of us in USA would be well served to recall that when we look back on that era we don't call it Germany With Some Nazis we call it Nazi Germany. We don't distinguish between people who silently disapproved or didn't like it but accepted it. We lump them in with the Nazis. And that is correct.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
We don't talk enough about how Palantir UK is run by the grandson of Oswald Mosley...
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Magic the Gathering has gone woke folks
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Why did they do the photoshoot in front of the DVD cover of Blue Velvet?
Catherine Connolly, the newly elected president of Ireland, stands in front of blue velvet curtains
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Haven't seen Cape Feare on anyone's lists going around, and that's a shame because it might be the most joke-dense episode of the show IMHO 1. Cape Feare 2. You Only Move Twice 3. Mr. Plow 4. Homer at the Bat 5. Homer's Phobia
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Actually one King, as a treat.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
The real reason autism rates have increased is the diminished importance of trains (especially steam locomotives) in modern society. 100 years ago if you were autistic, you could just go become an engineer or brakeman, but no such luck today.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I'd like to take some time to think about Kirk for a moment. Alejandro Kirk, that's right, I'm talking about the all-star Toronto Blue Jays starting catcher, what an on-base machine, let's go Jays
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
at this point, we're gonna manifest It Happening
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
A lot of discussion about High and Low lately, but not enough about how it has the coolest shot in 100+ years of cinema
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Skrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
big doinks in squamish
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 19/07/2025
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
also, maybe we could let men grow out their chest hair again
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Vance Boelter is not a real person, he is the lyrics of a Warren Zevon song, brought to life.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Real Adam Curtis hours
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Bruce Springsteen has been arrested on domestic terrorism charges, after someone blew up the chicken man in Philly last night.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
With the death of Joe Don Baker, it is once again time to shine a light on Edge of Darkness, one of the finest TV miniseries ever made, where JDB and Bob Peck are both stellar.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
RIP Joe Don Baker, an actor who looked like he drank 15 beers a day, coached football, and was gonna die of a heart attack in his 30s. No one will play "obnoxious American CIA agent" better
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Sara B. @saraboboltz.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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mitch said @mitchsaid.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Mel Brooks' advice on saying yes and not doing the thing
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/04/2025
the two modes of media consumption i’m stuck between are Maybe I Want To Watch A Movie That Profoundly Reshapes My View of Life and The World vs maybe i wanna watch a guy crush a rock with a bigger rock on youtube
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/04/2025
DW from Arthur standing outside the fence looking in
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
In 2017 I got over meningitis by listening to Bjork while I got stoned and walked in the woods. Sarah Polley is pretty cool too, although her work did not specifically help me get over meningitis
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This season, instead of booing the US anthem at Blue Jays games, Jays fans should leave their hats on, but in rallycap mode - to show disrespect, but also that we kind of hope they get their shit together.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I believe Kanye was trying to warn us about this horrible timeline with the Taylor Swift VMA thing way back when (he was right about the Beyonce video!) but because we ignored him, he was driven mad by the cursed knowledge of our future hellscape.
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
1. Who do you think you are I am 2. 2014 Olympic Canadian Women's Hockey Gold Medal game, watching in a lecture hall during class with 100s of classmates 3. 2015 ALDS, Game 5 (crazy 7th inning, Bautista bat flip 4. The Double. 5. Mike Piazza post-9/11 dinger
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