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Clod Emperor of Dune

@clodemperorofdune.bsky.social
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Tweets about the important B's: birds, bjork, board games, baseball and bfilm

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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 3h
I'd go to more baseball games if this guy could randomly zap one player per season, on field.
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Phantom Of The Paradise Shocked Reaction
Alt: Phantom Of The Paradise
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 6h
Nien Nunb vibes
The king, Nien Nunb
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 6h
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 7h
This makes me realize how much it would rock if Vietnam got into baseball like Japan or Korea. The ballpark food situation would be out of control
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not a lot of people know this, but the NLDS broadcast team is actually supervised by the ghost of Satoshi Kon
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do you like Thatcher-era nuclear conspiracy murder mysteries? How about the Velociraptor hunter guy from Jurassic Park? Joe Don Baker? Gaia Theory mysticism? Willy Nelson? Eric Clapton guitar solos? Edge of Darkness (1985) Simply the best TV I've ever seen. I'm *begging* you to watch it.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Striking and chilling in terms of it's prescience, but also just an astonishingly great film. It deserves a much higher standing and general awareness in the film world in general, IMHO. A Face in the Crowd > On the Waterfront
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The guy who runs the DHS social media accounts should be near the top of the list IMHO
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Filling out my Will Smith Apology Form rn
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine if he turned around on the stairs, dramatically clutched at his chest, and that's how It happened
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social get his ass
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PROOF IM NO SHILL:
A photo of a Chef'n FreshForce Citrus Juicer, Green Bell nail clippers, a Royal Golden Birdie nose hair trimmer, Microplane steel rasp, and Muji black 0.5mm Gel Ink Pens
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Royal Golden Birdie Nose Hair Trimmer
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Nothing But Respect For This Manual Ear And Nose Hair Trimmer - Aftermath
The Golden Birdie by South Korean brand Royal is a simple piece of metal that is leagues better than its flimsy, electric counterparts.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
4. Muji Gel Ink Pen (cap).
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Gel Ink Cap Type Pen 0.5 mmBlack
Our top-rated pen features a tip that prevent ink from drying out. Water based ink for smooth writing. Stationery lovers love the variety of colours.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'ere we go
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
3. Microplane Stainless Steel Rasp. (Great for Parmesan!)
microplane.com
Classic Series Stainless Steel Zester (no handle)
Upgrade your kitchen toolkit with the versatile Microplane Stainless Steel Zester Grater, designed to fulfill all your zesting and grating needs. This premium-quality tool serves as an exceptional lime zester for adding a burst of citrus flavor to your dishes or drinks. It's also perfect as a parmigiano grater, ensurin
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2. Green Bell Nail Clippers
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Stainless Steel Nail Clipper | Green Bell Official Website-English Green Bell
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Products that are so much better than all other options, that it should be illegal to sell their inferiors/are borderline life-changing: 1. Chef'n FreshForce Citrus Juicer.
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FreshForce Plus Citrus Juicer
Can you fit this citrus in our new FreshForce Citrus Juicer? You can! We've upgraded our classic bar-friendly tool to make it even better: a hang loop makes for convenient storage, wider feet allow th...
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, but im such a lowbie, y'all gotta do the work to get the good word out there to the people
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This nail clipper too, life-changing stuff (on Amazon too)
greenbell.ne.jp
Stainless Steel Nail Clipper | Green Bell Official Website-English Green Bell
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This citrus juicer is so much better than every other juicer on the market, it should be illegal to sell anything. A life-changing kitchen implement
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FreshForce Plus Citrus Juicer
Can you fit this citrus in our new FreshForce Citrus Juicer? You can! We've upgraded our classic bar-friendly tool to make it even better: a hang loop makes for convenient storage, wider feet allow th...
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If the cost of Woke 2 is Hays Code 2...
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The below-field-level area behind home plate on a TV broadcast from there is the worst in baseball in terms of visual clutter on screen. Just piles of beers and snacks everywhere.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watched it for a film class. It's cool to see the origins of modern narrative film structure, but a buddy said it best: "Birth of a Nation is neither fast, nor furious"
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ThreateningCutOutLetterNote.jpg
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Simpsons Character Humming & Dancing
ALT: The Simpsons Character Humming & Dancing
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let him who is among you who hasn't forgetten immediately about tent cast the first stone
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like he's the reason why Delta Tau Chi was put on double secret probation
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man thinks Gordon Gecko is the Geico mascot
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks he's about to get verbally skewered by Juror #8
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Stoned has chill vibes, but high could also imply elevation through other less innocuous drugs, and unchill vibes. Each has a time and place, along with buzzed, blazed, ripped, zooted, etc.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Y'all need some Lingcod
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Do NOT follow Dr. Acula
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Bart Simpson: What an Odd Thing to Say
Alt: Bart Simpson: What an Odd Thing to Say
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Retvrn
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There's nothing comparable to it tone-wise IMHO. The soundtrack also low-key bangs
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rip to the only person who could have run for either political party in the US, and won.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is exactly what makes the Metal Gear Solid games good tbh
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I did this to my mom as a toddler, while sitting on her lap on a plane. More importantly, it almost got on the man sitting beside her... John McTiernan. I almost pissed on the man that made Die Hard
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's in the water
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Dr. Strangelove: Jack Ripper's Intense Look
ALT: Dr. Strangelove: Jack Ripper's Intense Look
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Clone High Characters' Reactions
ALT: Clone High Characters' Reactions
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sorry, but you're late to the party - Brendan Little and Will Klein pitched in the same inning during the WS last year
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
youtube.com/playlist?lis... What about shit that sounds like the dream transmission from Prince of Darkness, because it actually samples the dream transmission from Prince of Darkness?
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DJ SHADOW – ENDTRODUCING... (1996) | Full Album - YouTube
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
#1 is the toilet plunger. It costs less than $10, is made of a piece of rubber on a stick, works every time, and life would be unimaginably worse without it.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Do you poors not have a Biryani annex?
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It needs to be someone who is kinda rowdy in their private life, actually tough, not just on screen, and with good politics. Maybe not there yet, but Alan Ritchson is making some moves
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I think the defining factors here are: - Actor who plays tough guys, and is actually tough. - gets old school drunk/isn't isn't buttoned down in general. - has good lefty political views These days, our tough, drunk actors are largely chuds. I think Alan Ritchson is getting close.
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Clod Emperor of Dune @clodemperorofdune.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Watching the Odyssey inside the set from an early 2000s Space Channel sci-fi TV series.
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