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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When your website isn’t GDPR compliant

halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some free ideas for horror movies: -You show up to work and everybody is mad at you -Different Uncle -Car Screens Go Crazy and Show You Bad Stuff Til You Crash -Cujo but it’s the Roomba -This Tastes Weird But Everyone Else Says It Tastes normal -Can’t Remember Pets Name and Then The Pet is Different

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026

MILES DAVIS USING GOOGLE IN 1972: band "all wah pedals" legal wah pedal drums drummer wah pedal "wah wah" drums how to

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s dumb to argue about a song you didn’t listen to. I’m here to make the argument for a song I did listen to youtu.be/qmg4OT6fbQs?...

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Witch in the Kitchen - Episode 3 (Bread & Butter edition)

YouTube video by Your Old Droog

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The soft bigotry of Alaskan expectations

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I took a full spread of Chinese food with dumplings and sautéed peanuts and a little pot of green tea to my job interview and we had so much fun and they hired me. They made me their boss in fact. They were all so impressed with my chopstick skills.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Advice subreddits get 90% of their content from people who apparently are not capable of applying a Theory of Mind. So many posts I wish I could just reply to with “Use your fuckin head.”

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Spoiler alert: he would do so again while he lived

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Big waves of sad news, global, national and local have triggered the Put Up Halloween Decorations threshold so we’re doing that and listening to YouTubes of old spooky ghost story records tonight

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Resident Evil (2026) is about how you can just be a little guy and get stuck into the system and become part of the problem they show on TV when you were just trying to get your work done

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The triumphal arch is going to be a gimmick boss

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Triplicate Records @triplicaterecords.com · 15/09/2026

Name your price, all month long on Bandcamp Slow Learners by @crt.bsky.social VS @cornwarning.com conditionhuman.bandcamp.com/album/slow-l...

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Slow Learners, by Cathode Ray Tube VS Chaircrusher

9 track album

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We’re at our second river bar, having a spotted cow out of a tap, and my proposition is that the most beautiful landscapes in Iowa are beautiful because they resemble and are near to Wisconsin

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Came to the land of my birth for the weekend and SW Wisconsin still got it

A nice expansive landscape overlooking the Mississippi from a bluffside view on the Wisconsin side

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Boyfriend just described the Lindsay Clancy case as “gender OJ”

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Started raining during the party so we had to move the spread into the garage for a bit

A bunch of wonderful people eating from a smorgasbord that is spread on the hood of a 2007 Subaru Forester

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’ve always taken it as an article of faith that Burt Reynolds went to his grave thinking “I Will Always Love You” was about him

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The Way can be told, / but not in an ordinary way. He came in sight of the Old Mansion.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just finishing up Birdmen by Lawrence Goldstone. You could definitely make the argument that inventing the airplane ruined the Wright Brothers’ lives. Or at least, the dream of being The Most Special Boys, and also it’s illegal to say any other boy is special, is what ruined them.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Need an international Stop a Robot Games, where different teams compete to stop humanoid and other types of robots as quickly as possible. Have with guns/with no guns category

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This is extremely good advice that I do not follow lol

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Born too late. This might’ve worked as recently as like, 1930? But those days have ended bud.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

There’s no free white bun falling from the blue sky

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Bamford was great. Walked home after down the middle of court, construction gawking

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

goop goes in, bread comes out. u cant explain that!!!!

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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Seth Jaben #1984 h1.nu/1CcDF

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Sometimes I’ll just open up a new google sheet, do some stuff in there, copy the cells out that I need and then close the window. I have like 100 untitled sheets in there with scraps of old data that mean nothing anymore.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

She got one whiff of the maid-fucking vibes off ole Sam and said “I’ll keep the clothes, you can keep the rotten old dick. L A T E R S”

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

BREAKING: Brad Pitt has been sentenced to Class III Eternal Divorce by the Ninth Circuit Family Court

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

leaving the party without saying goodbye to anybody

An illustration of a spectral wizard passing through a brick wall

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

WAR SUCKS? JUST LEAVE. U CAN QUIT ANY TIME.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

People don’t know about the rupture of the Lorack political dynasty, but the aftershocks will change this state’s destiny forever

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

[gazing at the art, thoughts and entirety of my inner life being compacted into a crate during an insane few months of work] ha keeping that one in the drafts folder

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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

They’re out here inventing royalty with heads impossible to fit into a guillotine. They are LAUGHING at us.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It’s Friday babies. I clawed my way here, I will suck the juices of the weekend down to the rind, you’ll find me Sunday night with bleeding gums behind a big smile

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

re: the discussion the other day about slowing down for bikers in the road, orthagonally youtube.com/shorts/tmERh...

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When you’re the slow driver holding up traffic 😬 #hiphop #comedy #rap

YouTube video by Armed Rhymery

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

We’re monitoring situations you could not even conceive of over here

A beautiful dog sprawled somehow across the back of a chair monitoring an outdoors situation

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