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musician, retiree, writer, goofus music: chaircrusher.com writing: littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20W… Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers #vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno

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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 11h
The president signed his name right above the obvious error. trib.al/fQ1OmJe
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Only Trump Would Spell United States Wrong in an Executive Order
The president signed his name right above the obvious error.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14h
53 years ago, hip-hop was born at a back-to-school party in the Bronx. Now, the Bronx School of Hip Hop is preparing a new generation of artists to shape what comes next. I sat down with Nas to talk about the past, present, and future of hip-hop in NYC — from the turntables to our classrooms.
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Mayor and Nas sit down to discuss the past, present and future of hip hop in NYC
YouTube video by NYC Mayor's Office
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 11h
Mixed meter jazz that reminds me a lot of Mahavishnu Orchestra. Odd meters became a thing in Jazz Fusion, but growing up Hungarian gives her odd meter playing fluidity. She also plays violin and sings. Good stuff but only 376 YT subscribers? youtu.be/jBAmJbsPAWI?...
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Petra Varallyay Trio - Fading Lights (short version)
YouTube video by Petra Varallyay Trio Official
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 16h
MIDI is a means to an end but neither fun nor inspiring.
INSPIRING

GENERATE RIFFS, CHORDS, RHYTHMS,
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 16h
Jack Smith drained a logo 3 while Eric Schmitt hadn't even crossed mid-court
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 17h
@joshturek4iowa.bsky.social @robsandia.bsky.social Bet you're super happy taking the same position on trans athletes as Katie Britt, noted MAGA shill. share.google/nGWekKViYS3A...
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U.S. Senator Katie Britt Continues Fight to Protect Women and Girls in Sports - Senator Katie Britt
America is saying, ‘we want to protect women’s sports,’ despite the fact that my Democratic colleagues can’t bring themselves to do that WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. Senator Katie Britt (R-Ala.) joined her...
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 30/09/2026
They're an absolute legend, housing a pound of ice cream in one sitting.
Ad for "Personalized Ice Cream Shovel Spoon" and first comment:
I ate a whole 450 grams of icecream yesterday, in one sitting. yum yum
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
If you really follow what the GOP members of congress are saying, it becomes clear they're really bad at governmenting. The Democrats ran a regime based on good governance from Roosevelt up to Obama, Every time the GOP is in charge they behave as though they lack intelligence.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
PamFromTheOfficeSamePicture.gif
Photo of 2 gay men who've been together 35 years over photo of two kittens
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
No such thing as an honest mistake when you're acting in bad faith. This a lot like Zach Lahn (GOP candidate for governor of Iowa) accusing Rob Sand, his opponent, of being a billionaire, which he is not There is a billionaire in Iowa named Rob Sands. Different person than Rob Sand.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
Fake news. Tr#mp never carries own club
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
Search for "namlook" on archive.org and there's a whole bunch of FAX label releases.
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Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 28/09/2026
Could that be the blue sock of the deer that crapped on the sidewalk? #IowaMysteries
Blue sock on sidewalk near deer skat
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
The comment is less clever than the user name.
Replying to People Training OpenAl's Al Fired for Using Al to Train the Al,
Skibidi Flusher writes:
"This is the future of work (if you can get it) if the tech overlords continue to get their way: 'I felt no joy in the work or that I was contributing to society in any way."
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
Same dude, same
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
As a Fever fan, I think that the Aces are gonna smoke 'em. I'll be happy if they don't, but Indiana hasn't been playing consistently. If they don't play the best they ever have against the Aces and A'ja, they're going to start the off-season early.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
Gertrude Stein and Alice B Toklas.
Gertrude Stein and Alice B Toklas
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
Bleep House from Mystic Bill I asked Kevin Saunderson about House versus Techno & he said "they're the same thing." Which is brilliant. youtu.be/-3bZW6mkHVg?...
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Mystic Bill - The Future Beholds Tranquility
YouTube video by DaveUnderground
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
Sometimes a yam is just a yam
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
I am so goddamn sorry. After recently emerging from being incarcerated under conditions by torture after I was violently slammed in inhumane psych wards by cops for being insane, I gotta say, I prefer us insane people to y'all hateful cruel murderous sane people by measures. @coolhand.bsky.social
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
Phil really got people going
Facebook commenter: Phil Cohen

BBC of today is not a credible source of news and information.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
He could take that contract, give me 5 million, and never notice the difference.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
Ursula von der Leyen looks like Stretched Hilary Clinton
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
I'm suing them for stealing the score of my next masterpiece.
Screen capture of Youtube video "Two-hour relaxing screensaver with Background with nice flying musical notes."
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
US military in dress uniforms, searching the red carpet for Donald Trump's conscience. None was found. @charlotteclymer.bsky.social maybe you can identify what service those uniforms represent.
Soldiers smoothing red carpet for Chinese Premier Xi's arrival.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
As often as his cartoons get posted on Blue Sky, you'd think Duncan Lathlin would have an account and post them for himself.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
Today is happy bear couple visibility day on Blue Sky. Seen a dozen skeets with that theme today already
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
Grassley was already a politician when we moved to Iowa in 1970. So I've had to put up with this cornpone partisan hack for 56 years. He worries a Democrat might serve out his term if he dies. Fuck him, he's been a front for Big AG for all that time. He's harmed Iowa & won't stop until he dies.
From @polltracker2024 on X

Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) on whether he'd seek another term in office

"At 93 years of age, I don't know how many more groups of Republicans like this I'm going to have a chance to talk to. ... One of the reasons I'm worried about who's going to be elected governor [is] I don't plan on dying in office, but if I did, I don't want a Democrat governor choosing my successor."
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
The first clause is a boast but so is the second, so the 'but' needn't be there
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026
Nobody loves me Everybody hates me Guess I'll go eat worms Big long skinny ones Short fat juicy ones Pinch 'em watch 'em squirm! Bite the heads off Suck the juice out Throw the skins away You'd be surprised How good you can live On worms 3 times a day!
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026
@catbus.phd
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026
I'd house that
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026
Gonna tell the grandkids this is Yo La Tengo
Melania, Donald & Xi
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026
Speaking of signature gifs/memes…what is yours?
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Celine Celinedion
Alt: Celine Dion emoting
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026
I keep returning to FM as a synthesis method with the most timbral possibility. I love how you can go from an analog-sounding growl to something that twangs like a rubber band. cornwarning.com/xfer/Chaircr...
Screenshot of VCVRack showing 5 operator FM
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026
Donald Fucking Trump, grimacing as Melania looks on, expressionless.Gary Busey, looking particularly asymmetric.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026
Have you heard the good news about my lord and savior Godflesh?
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026
I have on Blue Sky the utter freedom of being ignored. I can say anything. ANYTHING! And once in a while, it will get 2 likes! I feel like Blue Sky isn't designed to give endorphin rushes like Facebook, where you can describe the dump you took and get 20 likes.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026
TIL The Synthesizer music feed for some reason picks up erotic manga characters, "synths" Like the #IDM hashtag has both music and infectious disease
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026
Encore, mais non!
"The 8 Best Movies About The End Of The World" with Bill Pullman in Armageddon
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026
Mais non!
Woman squatting in woods with caption "My Crotch"
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026
Two unrelated skeets where the 2nd seems a reply to the first
2 unrelated skeets
@wkfry.bsky.social:

During our wedding week, we had a lot of family visiting from out of town and they were told to make themselves at home.

Over the following months, we discovered all kinds of weird things.

Someone opened a new jar a mayonnaise, used some and then put it back in the cabinet!!! Nice!

@emmyem24.bsky.social: This seems like abuse.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026
Is there any record of Mitch saying ANYTHING since he returned to DC?
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026
Rick Beato in "Waiting for Godot"
Waiting For Godot starting David Straithern

Straithern holds a bowler hat in front of black background
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026
I was going through Google Photos dicing up my photo history and a weird recurring thing is I photographed shitty parking jobs by giant pickup trucks.
Badly parked truckBadly parked truck
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026
I was going through Google Photos dicing up my photo history and a weird recurring thing is I photographed shitty parking jobs by giant pickup trucks.
Badly parked truck
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026
I have a new follower @aktuelkommentar.bsky.social who only posts in Danish. I followed them for Danish lessons
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026
Me and my Bluesky mutuals
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Napeoleon Dynamite Aaron Ruell
Alt: Napeoleon Dynamite Aaron Ruell
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