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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 11h

Getting in huge trouble in Sunday School because I keep insisting Zacchaeus was 5’10 or 5’11

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 15h

Well I got a new job, and today was the last day at my old job. Feeling ok all around, job-wise

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Goddamn I need to go back for another cert or something

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You gotta be excited for the chance to have a different set of billionaires in charge. The new ones are probably into most of the same stuff, but imagine how differently it will be marketed. A real election year treat.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If you want to know who would put their face near the egg, give any group of adults a box of fireworks and just see what happens

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I would not be the person who would be putting their face near the egg, but I can easily rank which of my friends I’d have to eject from the airlock because they put their face near the egg because people are just really careless when they get excited in general

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 07/10/2026

New Album "Slant Tales" Downtempo (just because I use 90bpm as a default in #VCVRack) experimental, ambient. inexpert playing lap steel, melodica Something new, I'm trying Subvert as a distributor. I'll upload to @bandcamp.com as well in a week. www.subvert.fm/chaircrusher...

Cover of Chaircrusher "Slant Tales" album
Art by @laraianuzzi.bsky.social

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Crucial advice. You don’t gotta care about everything. In fact, you have more room for the things you do care about if you stop making room for the bullshit!

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Creating an API endpoint where every target field is polymorphic just so I can utter the phrase “no loads refused” in a meeting

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Occam's Machete @eddiestats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

madlib whosampled pages r like "Sample appears at 0:00, 0:04 , 0:08 and 0:41 (and throughout)"

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That looks really good. I need to try this next year; made about 8 jars of giardinera from ours this year.

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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s cool how normal everyone is.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

{taking my date to an empty lot} you know…this used to be the club that Usher wanted to make love in…….;

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’d be like being on your beat when Carrie Nation was alive lol

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“It just keeps showing us pictures of guillotines, why would my kids need those?!”

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When your website isn’t GDPR compliant

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some free ideas for horror movies: -You show up to work and everybody is mad at you -Different Uncle -Car Screens Go Crazy and Show You Bad Stuff Til You Crash -Cujo but it’s the Roomba -This Tastes Weird But Everyone Else Says It Tastes normal -Can’t Remember Pets Name and Then The Pet is Different

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 28/09/2026

MILES DAVIS USING GOOGLE IN 1972: band "all wah pedals" legal wah pedal drums drummer wah pedal "wah wah" drums how to

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s dumb to argue about a song you didn’t listen to. I’m here to make the argument for a song I did listen to youtu.be/qmg4OT6fbQs?...

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Witch in the Kitchen - Episode 3 (Bread & Butter edition)

YouTube video by Your Old Droog

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She’s going big, she’s leaving it all on the field, she’s out here living like the next day isn’t promised. We’re looking at a HOF run here. You’ll tell your grandkids you saw it happen live.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

RIGHT? I am going to have to undergo some kind of ritual purification before I start biting these.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I already had the Eddie Harris. But to have HIS copy of Is It In? 😎😎😎

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The soft bigotry of Alaskan expectations

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I took a full spread of Chinese food with dumplings and sautéed peanuts and a little pot of green tea to my job interview and we had so much fun and they hired me. They made me their boss in fact. They were all so impressed with my chopstick skills.

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My second most desired reply that I also do not post is “if you had to describe the concept of ‘dignity’ how would you do that? And do you think you have that?”

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Advice subreddits get 90% of their content from people who apparently are not capable of applying a Theory of Mind. So many posts I wish I could just reply to with “Use your fuckin head.”

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Spoiler alert: he would do so again while he lived

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I am down to one pair with one nose pad because new puppy decided my face grease is the most desirable flavor in the world

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Big waves of sad news, global, national and local have triggered the Put Up Halloween Decorations threshold so we’re doing that and listening to YouTubes of old spooky ghost story records tonight

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Do the parents sign the NDAs, or do the children in the choir just get told Christmas is canceled if they talk about what they saw?”

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

As it should have. That movie was all his reflexes, no thought or meaningful surprises whatsoever. You knew going in it was Fincher, so there’s gonna be a twist or a huge reveal, but about ten minutes in you knew what it would be

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And how if you’re not excited about the natural form of reproduction you and your girlfriend are about to experience, you can be provided with an unnatural (accumulating other humans within you) form to substitute

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s a movie about being a delivery guy who somehow ends up on the news throwing a Molotov

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Resident Evil (2026) is about how you can just be a little guy and get stuck into the system and become part of the problem they show on TV when you were just trying to get your work done

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halloween clarence @clarencejohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026