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emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦

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thon/thon she/her it/its dni if you dont want to no promo fuck ai im ≥18 not nsfw, but i follow nsfw accounts and occasionally talk about sex in abstract and non-horny ways 💜 @dizzydaisy909.bsky.social (some nsfw) banner by @ultimatelie.bsky.social

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Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 9h
concept doodle for babble's "thinking" toggle that I did because I knew exactly what I wanted the motion to be from frame 1 when sol and I were talking abt adding more core expressions.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 20h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 @clamdove.bsky.social · 19m
any attempt at eradicating queerness is futile because queerness is inherent to humanity and will always show up again. put simply, they cannot kill us in a way that matters. remember that.
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emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 @clamdove.bsky.social · 1h
my opinion on what ive watched of shayy's new video is that a fair amount of the accusations against them are untrue and made in bad faith, but there are others which are a he-said she-said matter or which look really bad but have plausible explanations (note how im not saying theyre true or false)
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willy wonka quotes @willywonkaquotes.wonka.zone · 1h
No more jokes. It's not funny. There's absolutely nothing funny about what's going on right now.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 7h
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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Niko @nikoanesti.newgrounds.com · 3h
I saw someone's entire cock unhidden yesterday at the top of the "popular with friends" feed, but yeah man my stupid cartoon drawings need TWO labels
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 16h
Check out my epic shiny Wooper that only knows mud moves
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Eniko Fox @enikofox.com · 27/09/2026
i posted an epiphany i had about why i hate AI so much on fedi and i wanna post it here but it won't fit and i don't wanna cut it down to size so fuckit i'm just posting a screenshot
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@eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

OH. right! i get it now!

i get why AI is so depressing to me. because covid already shrunk my world to almost nothing, where almost all of my life revolves around socializing and watching videos on the internet (which is being ruined by AI) and creating creative works through coding (which is being ruined by AI), often using open source tools and libraries (which are being ruined by AI)

i already had so little and now even that is being rotted away before my eyes
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Freya Ward @freyaward.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haven't I suffered enough?
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Darpo @darpo42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am the one who gets knocked-up!
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Cyboly @cyboly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We should change the saying to "looks like a shovelware game" because that's probably what people mean when they say "looks like a PS2 game" lol, almost ALL shovelware games look absolutely awful
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possqueen (TRICKSTARTER ENDS 9/30) @possqueen.dev · 27/09/2026
"this is so bad it looks like a ps2 game" ps2 games:
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@carolinaruins

a few years ago i was trying out a new therapist and i told her about how i was a little embarrassed to have a fan account. she said “if it makes you feel any better, i have a kpop fan account on instagram where i pretend to be an asian teenager.” that doesn’t make me feel better
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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Nate🇨🇦🇺🇸 @fluffynate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tumblr post that says "take your age. multiply it by zero. add six. that's your age. yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay! yay!"
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 22h
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #15 🍄
Panel 1: Audrey and Val are facing one another on the river bank, seemingly in the late afternoon. They're wearing their last respective outfits from the previous episode. Audrey is saying "Well, you live right near the corner store, right? I was thinking, when I get off work ... I could bring over some snacks and we could watch a movie or something."

Panel 2: Val has a strained expression and starts sweating, sucking in her lips, like she is trying really hard to decide what to say.

Panel 3: Audrey holds his hands up and says "Okay, yep, no. That's definitely the NO face. Say no more!"

Panel 4: Val looks to the side with a strained, nervous expression, replying "No, no, Audrey, it's just, I don't think my apartment is ... Ready for visitors."Panel 5: Audrey tilts his head and asks "Oh? What's up with it?" as Val turns her head away from his, sweating.

Panel 6: Val says "UH," rapidly swinging her head back to face Audrey but with his eyes lagging to the side, giving her time to think.

Panel 7: Val recalls her room, which is an absolute mess, empty pizza boxes, trash bags, socks, unopened mail, miscellaneous chargers, and stains littering the floor. The mattress has no cover, the trash bin is overflowing, and there's a single sound insulating foam panel on the wall behind the computer monitor. A sound of a fly buzzing emanates through the room.

Panel 8: "Black mold," replies Val, finally looking directly at Audrey.Panel 9: Audrey suddenly leans close to Val and balls his hands with a worried expression, yelling "BLACK MOLD?? Val, you CAN'T BE LIVING THERE!!" Val leans back a bit.

Panel 10: Val gives a thumbs up and a close-eyed nervous smile, saying "No no it's okay. I like ... wear a mask."

Panel 11: Audrey has a comedically sad expression, like a toddler who got told that magic isn't real. Water eyes, tensed chin, as if about to cry.

Panel 12: Val, by contrast, just has her brow furrowed in slight annoyance, asking "What."Panel 13: Audrey, still watery-eyed, begins speaking in a baby talk voice, saying "My besht fwiend's wivving wiz bwack mowod."

Panel 14: Fisheye lens closeup of Val looking very unamused, brow still furrowed, the setting sun casting a hard shadow on half of the face. She says "Audrey. Audrey you know I hate the V-tuber baby voice."

Panel 15: Audrey raises his head and begins saying into sky, "OOWOWW DA BWACK MOWD IS" and Val interrupts him, hands together in a pleading gesture and eyes shut tight, saying "OKAY OKAY I'll call a mold specialist TODAY. And we can hang out tomorrow. No more ear terrorism."

Panel 16: With her hands still together, Val looks down towards the ground, her pupils hazy, as a bead of sweat rolls down her face. "God I am so f*cked," she thinks.
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emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 @clamdove.bsky.social · 17h
i dont. particularly care whose fault it was that mario got boring. people made good choices, and then they started making them less often. why do we feel the need to dunk on them or whatever the fuck
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed that Toad is his least favorite character in Mario Kart. Despite this, in all footage of him playing Mario Kart 8, he picked Toad every time. Whether he was joking or specifically picking a character he hates to challenge himself is unknown.
I have an important question. Nintendo has also just released Mariokart 7 for the 3DS. In every iteration of Mariokart, I've always preferred to play as Toad. Who's your favorite character?
That's the most challenging question! I'm sorry that I cannot come up with an interesting answer. Somehow, it's habit to me, but I play with Mario. He's a very balanced character.
Who's your least favorite character?
Toad. [Laughs]
My favorite character is your least favorite character?
I understand that he has some popularity. Somehow.
In a 2012 interview with Entertainment Weekly, Shigeru Miyamoto has claimed Toad is his least favorite Mario Kart character.
In December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber Rosanna Pansino. Miyamoto picked Toad.
Also in December 2014, Shigeru Miyamoto and Bill Trinen played Mario Kart 8 against YouTuber iJustine. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Finally, in January 2015, the two played Mario Kart 8 against YouTube group Smosh Games. Miyamoto picked Toad again.
Whether Miyamoto simply had an enormous change of heart about Toad in the intervening 2 years, or whether he was picking his least favorite to challenge or punish himself, is unknown.
Source: information compiled by @SpriteCell, x.com/SpriteCell/status/1653842781897474048 ew.com/article/2012/02/10/shigeru-miyamoto-zelda, youtu.be/DNUcDkNI24o, youtu.be/3Q2KxS32Q1g, youtu.be/untLD6z6aql
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Genuinely, this is what bothers me the most, it's fundamentally changed my relationship with art where I'm greeting it initially with skepticism and scrutiny, I never want to feel that way about art.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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DUBIOUS DATA @dubiousdata.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Pokey :) @pokeyscrypt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she learned from the best
mario teaches typing 2 cover
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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petfinder names @petfindernames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a Petfinder screenshot of an adult male guinea pig named "crop top"
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is how Uni makes his paws look crossed
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 @clamdove.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
the fact that you are allowed to continue existing after raping someone makes my blood boil. normally im opposed to murdering people in all but the most dire of circumstances, and im not making an exception here but i sure would like to.
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temmie @tuyoki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tem make croquette!!!!!!! Woowwow Is best i ever make wowow so soft and crispy
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emily "jimmy clamdove" 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦 @clamdove.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
texture rip of a poster for "The Man 3", as seen in the dreamcast version of sonic adventure 1 during tails's final boss
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mors @mors.games · 25/09/2026
"but mors, isn't that gatekeeping?" yes! ive maintained this stance for years: gatekeeping is a good thing if you want a community to maintain any kind of integrity we shouldn't be gatekeeping beginners though. we should only gatekeep these clout chasing larpers
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 25/09/2026
Why is billionaire-owned media suddenly coming all at once with pieces against drinking fluids. What is this manufacturing consent for. Is it building toward something. Should I be afraid
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You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit. @washingtonpost.com‬
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?

We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out:
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Ramiel 🐇 @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like Arnold was the one guy to truly hold the republican line about what the great goodness of America means in his heart and when they stopped pretending to believe any of it he looked around and was like fuck it I’m Bernie I guess
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#1 text-overflow: ellipsis; hater @nekotachi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
kris is mad they didn't have the idea first
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Aurora @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*taps the sign*
Tweet by user @POSIndustries, alias "Schrodinger's Gat"

Body: Smiling Friends is the best show I've ever seen made by a bunch of guys I think should get hit by a bus.
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rose 🩷🪽 @aerti.pink · 26/09/2026
leftist gamer quotes could never top what sonic adventure said in its own text
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