BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 12hOh I’m about to fuck up this chipotle burrito I’m so hungry 020
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 12hI was thissss close to buying a Lego gameboy And I was thisssssss close to buying the Lego PlayStation But then I remembered I can get them at work 😌 2100
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 18hI have had a coffee and part of a red bull can why am I YAWNING!!!???? 060
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 19hI still find it funny how I will look out of my window at any given point and just see part of a building flying about in the air 010
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 20hBREAKING: PM Andy Burnham to reveal new focus behind the Triple Lock 020
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s the last day of biceptember so guess what I did 😌 1410
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the little rain shower has stopped so i guess i should go to the gym now 030
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why does the congressman have red misty eyes all the time? The likes you’d see on a sad European gay pornstar??? 020
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m playing catch up on Silo S3 and I want 8 hours of my life back Like what is this???????? 170
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Removing 3D Touch was the worst UI decision ever And I have to use a windows interface everyday 270
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Note to self Smashing a 15kg dumbbell into your fingertips while doing flys really hurts!! :) 160
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Had a dream that I bit an influencers thumb off, as they stuck it in my mouth in an argument because I called them dumb for thinking a camera tripod makes a good grounding stake, as opposed to an actual stake 160
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hearing actors accidentally slip into their natural accent when performing is so jarring 030
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Added Tabasco sauce to a pasta dish I make often and it’s so much better omg 180
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A massive Indian curry would go down a right treat I won’t lie 0110
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone in my estate has a Christmas tree up already.. :( 270
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yet another suit has fallen victim to my legs It was my nice Armani one that I got like 11 years ago 😭 2160
Reposted by BΛRNESThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 26/09/2026Alberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of rattheguardian.comAlberta’s self-image as world’s only rat-free region shattered by discovery of ratProvince’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin 1091084233
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026eating a bag of doughnuts for desert and nobody can stop me ehehehehe 180
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026made pasta and meatballs with too many meatballs (not a compliant) 0130
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ariana releasing a higher octave of Break Free when??? Like you’ve done it so much live 020
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just remembered I have Ikea meatballs in the freezer so I know what I’m having for dinner 290
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Star City very good I need another 4 series of it immediately 140
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My stress and anxiety is causing me to lose weight which is just going to stress me more because it took so long to put that weight on ughhhhh I hate thisssssss!!!!! 1110
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026was a brave boy today and looked up options for therapy didn't book anything but looked at what's out there 2270
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I hate my job, I hate people, I hate the public, I’m surrounded by morons that only cause me headaches, I can’t relax on my days off because I’ve had to be dragged into things that I didn’t need to be dragged into, im honestly over everything 1180
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Guess that Underground Station! This was the clue from my daily little game and honestly even with a gun to my head i wouldn't have gotten this. 120
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i HATE delivery companies, why is their minimum job requirement "can you breathe? Y/N" "Yes? Congratulations you start tomorrow" 050
Reposted by BΛRNESThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc… 281218141
BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you’re going to quote law. Please at least read it first so what you’re saying makes sense. As someone that knows the Consumer Rights Act 2015 quite intimately, you’re likely using it wrong 190
