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Carter Rogers

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Serenity now, insanity later. Opinions are my own. open.substack.com/pub/cjrogers227/p…

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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 9h
Feels like we’re watching Jackson Chourio blossom into a superstar this October. We knew he was great already but this is different
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Wars Emperor's 'Gooood' Moment
ALT: Star Wars Emperor's 'Gooood' Moment
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pictures taken moments before disaster
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess now we know why the Phillies moved Bryce Harper to 1B years ago.
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox over Astros Yankees over Red Sox Padres over Cubs Braves over Phillies (I have zero faith in any of these picks)
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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are the Phillies about to miss the playoffs…? Lol. Lmao even
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mariner
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In my 12-team H2H each cats fantasy league, I finished the regular season 223-75-10. That’s a .740 winning percentage. I’m about to lose in the playoffs (after a first round bye) because the Red Sox skipped Payton Tolle’s start and Andre Pallante got lit up by the Quad-A Giants. Stupid sport 😡
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a fireable offense by Albernaz in my opinion. He’s been pretty bad all year but this is his most egregious gaffe yet. The O’s lose yet another very winnable game because of his poor decision making.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My experience playing E33 last year
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The last time the Dodgers had a prospect whose swing looked like this, they traded him for Josh Fields
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fantasy baseball : poker :: fantasy football : penny stock trading
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Brewers turned Jake Bauers and Andrew Vaughn into good hitters. Their player dev is insane.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Historically unpopular president says Americans should have fewer holidays, actually
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sweet fancy Moses, this ball was crushed
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Coby Mayo CRUSHES one 468 feet to open the scoring 💪
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Coby Mayo probably won’t live up to his prospect hype. But, he can absolutely mash against LHP and play a competent 3B. Could have a long career as a Mark Reynolds type.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So much for the youth movement in Boston
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Does anyone have a TL:DR explanation for why Wetherholt has nearly twice as many OAA at 2B than anyone else? This is crazy.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Athletic has published a lot about of meaningless, vaguely political word salad lately (it is an NYT outlet after all!), but this might be the worst offender.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My “did not dismantle the team” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why does Mike Elias get to orchestrate the O’s teardown when he’s responsible for building this mess in the first place? Trading Adley would be an admission of his own failure.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
With their recent skid, it’s assured the Nats will be sellers this deadline. Foster Griffin and Luis Garcia Jr. will move I feel confident. Can’t imagine they trade Abrams with some years of control remaining… unless they get floored by a package of MLB talent + young pitching I think he stays.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The only creative industry that is inarguably both doing well and doing great work right now is "new baseball guy names."
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Leave it to the Angels to completely misinterpret the value of young pitching
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
WGN posted a meme of Kyle Shanahan as Mitch McConnell when reporting on his car accident.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Re: the Emily Wilson Odyssey review I loved the movie. Among Nolan’s best films. I read the Odyssey some in a college mythology class but otherwise know nothing about the source material. I think a lot of her criticisms can be boiled down to “good movie, bad adaptation”. Which is fair.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Brewers legend Lance McCullers Jr
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I will miss 2026 Curtis Mead but this is absolutely the kind of move smart organizations make. Turn a waiver wire guy into a legitimate contributor, then deal from that position of strength to acquire controllable pitching (a clear weakness). Now some combo of House/Yoyo Morales needs to step up.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Robert Hokas. Middle reliever with a 4.27 ERA
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In the seventh month of the second year of the second term, the heat will become unbearable, the skies will turn red, and bowels will loosen across the land.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"I would like to solve the puzzle, Pat. Rodent Infestation"
Roden Facing Festa in a Tie game bottom 9 bases loaded 2 out
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/07/2026
Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump gets involved, US immediately shits bed
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
>Everybody use AI or you're fired >Wait stop it's too expensive >Don't use it for menial tasks >Only use it for important work stuff >If you're going to use it for important stuff make sure it's correct >Let me know if you have any questions!
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ha ha I hate it here
From the New York Times:

It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I genuinely cannot listen to Dan Kolko’s PBP anymore. I’ve heard some people say he’s improved. I don’t see it. His voice doesn’t have the timbre, he makes constant mistakes, and his HR calls are terrible.
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Damn those pesky journalistic standards
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Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wow, what a terrible HR call. It’s no “uh oh, Ravelo, knock me down hello!” but it’s up there.
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