Reposted by Carter RogersThe Onion @theonion.com · 15hNo Amount Of Training Could Have Prepared Cat For First Experience Seeing Mouse In Real Life theonion.com/no-amount-of-training-… 131859177
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Can’t believe we live in a world where Maikel Garcia scored less than Adalberto Mondesi 010
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Do you think when he’s slumping they call him Cooling Bernabel? 050
Reposted by Carter Rogerspixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024that canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about 422156215
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Thank you, Mr. Roth, for breaking down the Heston Kjerstad Industrial Complex™️ 160
Reposted by Carter RogersDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/10/2026From time to time I like to check in with Mike Elias to make sure that he's still half a fraud and a turd. Seems like everything's going well in that regard. defector.com/what-process...defector.comWhat Process Are The Orioles Trusting? | DefectorNot a lot of owners would have let Mike Elias do what he has done with the Baltimore Orioles. This was true in a negative, how-dare-you-sir sense when the team’s John Angelos–led ownership entrusted E... 1318231
Reposted by Carter RogersSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 563339673
Reposted by Carter RogersKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Former Sith Lord Darth Vader, who once force choked a guy for a few seconds in a board meeting, has passed away. 732720
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Feels like we’re watching Jackson Chourio blossom into a superstar this October. We knew he was great already but this is different 020
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comStar Wars Emperor's 'Gooood' MomentALT: Star Wars Emperor's 'Gooood' Moment 000
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I guess now we know why the Phillies moved Bryce Harper to 1B years ago. 000
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This sounds a lot like “guys trying to hit their KPIs instead of playing winning baseball” and it explains a lot of why the O’s have stunk the last few years. 040
Reposted by Carter RogersCthulhootie & the Blowfish @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie 912640290
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I had beer brats with sweet relish and some pilsners. So I feel great, though I also got some steps in while I listened to the White Sox radio broadcast. Highly recommend! 020
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@enosarris.bsky.social Ullola hype train chugs along 010
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 29/09/2026White Sox over Astros Yankees over Red Sox Padres over Cubs Braves over Phillies (I have zero faith in any of these picks) 000
Reposted by Carter RogersMonster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees 472113201
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 29/09/20268. I’m shocked to see Scrabble at 2%, should’ve used him for top left instead 0121
Carter Rogers @cjrogers227.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Are the Phillies about to miss the playoffs…? Lol. Lmao even 010