Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Love that my first thought on turning on Fox’s NFL pregame is “man, Terry is getting way too old for this” and also that’s been my first thought for 15 years 030
Reposted by Citizen_KangVERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Over the course of the questions, it becomes apparent that I define left- and right-wing based on handedness. 429428
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Been real annoyed that I didn’t have a good way to re-watch Battlestar Galactica and then I remembered I live in an amazing city with a fantastic library system and what do you know, @chipublib.bsky.social has the goods and I’m #1 on the hold list. This post is about how libraries are the best 021
Reposted by Citizen_KangJoe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fuck everything, we're doing five TEs 0123
Reposted by Citizen_KangDrew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 11/09/2026People no longer share a common reality. It's small wonder everything is broken and seems beyond repair. We have never dealt with the trauma of what happened. Instead, we just keep inflicting damage on each other and the world around us to try and make it go away. 311722
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Donald Trump needs to be convicted of Crimes against the Constitution of the United States of America and then executed as a consequence of those crimes. I mean, holy shit, man 020
Reposted by Citizen_KangAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2415741126
Reposted by Citizen_Kangmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026rising through the ranks at TPUSA in the hopes of one day being awarded a couple million dollars by a judge for whatever happens after i ask erika kirk who died and made her boss 0829
Reposted by Citizen_KangCongresswoman Delia C. Ramirez @ramirez.house.gov · 31/08/2026DHS can’t be trusted with electric shock gloves and the power to inflict "sudden" death. Today, I led 49 colleagues in demanding Secretary Markwayne Mullin immediately cancel DHS’s $16.7 million contract to equip ICE agents with electric shock gloves. 15513
Reposted by Citizen_KangKaty // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!" 2835861159
Reposted by Citizen_KangWittySassBasket @wittysassbasket.bsky.social · 04/08/2026*25 second sigh* REPRESENTATIVE 59335
Reposted by Citizen_KangNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE 492028328
Reposted by Citizen_KangCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026when I first got here there were penises and buttholes everywhere and now there aren’t so many and we wonder why usership is down 510523
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 27/07/2026MFs got me googling “corn sweat” and now I’m learning something? smdh that’s NOT what I’m on BlueSky for (I’m on here for the genitals) 030
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 15/07/2026So if I may cross-compare footballs, England decided they were going to win the game by going to a prevent defense, yes? (Shakes head in a sad, disappointed manner) 030
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Great thread about the issues with scripted TV our mass switch to streaming has caused 060
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Chocolate cake getting the Gandalf in the Shire treatment right here 050
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Regulations prohibiting advertisement of proscription drugs 050
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I am going to be honest here, I read like 6 of these before it sunk in that people were adding baby Yoda and not the really strong guy from Dragon Ball to these titles I think the latter would be better, in all cases 040
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 30/04/2026In the 1994 episode of The Critic Dr Jay, Jay’s boss introduces Phillipsvision, a technology that allows him to change “downer” endings of movies, so that, for example, Rick and Ilsa stay together at the end of Casablanca. Anyways… 150
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 07/04/2026(Young Anakin Skywalker voice) Now THIS is BlueSky posting! 040
Reposted by Citizen_KangTuba Zef 🐟fishpersonshooter.com🐟 @tubazef.com · 16/03/2026DLSS 5 OFF // DLSS 5 ON 3360841787
Reposted by Citizen_KangJim Furbranes @unlox.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Guy who's paid to be really into sonic the hedgehog: The Democrats lost because they didn't talk enough about sonic the hedgehog 12465106
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I am playing Resident Evil 9 right now, you cannot hit me with “we will use their precious blood to do fantastical science!” this week. Goddammit. 000
Reposted by Citizen_KangMaladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been 18975521376
Reposted by Citizen_KangDave Devilchase @davedellecese.com · 18/02/2026Begging @jamesgunn.bsky.social to put this man in a purple derby and let him annoy Superman. 231281257
Reposted by Citizen_KangRhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 04/02/2026absolutely aghast over this 1987 commercial which reveals what I can only call "CUCK BUTCHER" 64415
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 11/01/2026The Chicago Bears have the best QB in the north. I am ride-or-die for Caleb. My god, I can’t remember the last time I was this happy 091
Reposted by Citizen_Kanga programmer the way a tomato is a fruit @verygoodsoftwarenotvirus.ru · 10/01/2026which way, western man? 138139
Reposted by Citizen_Kangjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/12/2025(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne 3255571563
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Avatar 3 felt like Jimmy was just phoning it in. I’ll probably wind up seeing it again because I’m a sucker for great 3D action, but 3 really felt like 1+2, and in a less than the sum of their parts sorta way 010
Citizen_Kang @citizenkang42.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Jesus Christ, Florida, shut your bitch-ass up 000
Reposted by Citizen_KangMatthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 20/12/2025Bro, you doing alright, bro? I saw the autosave icon come on just as you entered the room 22738704
Reposted by Citizen_KangBearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 31/10/2025KURO: Wolf… I’m getting DoorDash… WOLF: DoorDash… KURO: Emma and I are thinking of Wendy’s because they’ve got a buy one get one deal. WOLF: Wendy’s… KURO: But we’ll need you to decide Wolf. Will you have the second Baconater? WOLF: >Anything for you, my liege. >(Betray Kuro) 0469
