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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 23/08/2026
These people will never shut the fuck up and make something worthwhile with their stupid slop machines but they will endlessly whine and whine and whine and whine about not getting credit for being able to pull the arm on a slot machine. Simply not enough scorn heaped upon them yet.
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More like I-ACK @mumbly-joe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If I'm being perfectly honest, it seems insane as a pundit to think that ceding ground to these freaks and psychopaths intent on mass-murdering queers is a political winner rather than fighting them outright.
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Rachel Hallie @dazedrachel.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think the Platner thing hit me so hard bc it was one of the most protracted, widespread acts of misogynist gaslighting from my own side that I've seen. We were presented with an obvious violent scumbag who was constantly lying (badly, might I add) and told we were crazy for not loving him
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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What the fuck man?
The Infowars Elf in a frame of the Zapruder film.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The lives, happiness, and dignity of real human beings matters more than whatever philosophical point you are trying to make is basically the entire basis of my ideology now.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram
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Ectoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.
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🌿 @kxdyn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
you will never guess what this is in reply to
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The NYT is being disingenuous here. The AMA has *always* said that gender-affirming surgeries should generally be reserved for adults. That's part of why so few kids get them! The AMA reiterated this position and the NYT is characterizing it as a policy change. It's not.
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Movies from HELL @26mfhpod.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
john waters at a No Kings rally in Provincetown (not my pic, Peter Toto, x)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.
An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.
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thanks for having me, thrilled to be here @cinnasnail.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’ve read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream so I do not love this!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
BREAKING — WE WON! DC Superior Court Judge Darlene Soltys ordered the DC Metropolitan Police to produce ALL body cam footage of the March 2025 DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace within 14 days. Thanks to my @rcfp.org lawyers for their tireless work. Details on thehandbasket.co later today!
me and my RCFP lawyers outside the courthouse this morning
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
happy Super Bowl
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kamimagic @kamimagic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Wired has put together a list of do's and don'ts for how to record ICE. Burner phone not connected to WiFi to make calls; Separate camera to record (can be on your person); Turn off biometrics & faceid; Film 360 (slowly) showing landmarks, signs, time & date; And more #ProudBlue 📹: Wired/TT & IG
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
i got a big green overcoat this winter and i thought it was pretty cool but then Greg Bovino started wearing a similar one and everyone is saying he looks like a Nazi
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💉🔪🩸kelly 'arekay' yeo🩸💉🔪 @kellyarekayyeo.com · 21/01/2026
bus saga
Meme of guy on bus looking out of window, but edited so the Yes Ha Ha Ha Sicko is driving the bus. All the passengers are sad. The Musicology Duck icon is in the back row
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Peaky Blinders meme: No fighting with regime-run accounts. No fucking fighting with regime-run accounts!
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
wrong. living in New York City is about frantically swiping your metrocard as your train arrives, repeatedly getting an error, and in the span of a half second evaluating whether you still have the athleticism to jump a turnstile. if you don’t like that then move to fucking Boston.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Pour one out for Dan Bongino
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thanks for having me, thrilled to be here @cinnasnail.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Exactly what I thought while I tried to get by the five guardsman loitering in the vestibule of the CVS on New Jersey, watching them go to town on a bag of Utz crab chips.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Why is this punctuated like a dril tweet
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thanks for having me, thrilled to be here @cinnasnail.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
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Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 06/11/2025
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
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Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.
Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. 

At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25

Then beneath it

TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO
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sean @snkhn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
NBA media is not built to cover a gambling scandal, but Defector is: defector.com/products
When the FBI arrested Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups, the basketball-watching public turned to sports media to help make sense of the story. What explanations were on offer?

Before disclosing its own BetMGM partnership, The Athletic called “all of sports” complicit in the scandal. Bill Simmons dismissed the episode as ”a couple bad apples,” growing pains typical of a growth industry. Zach Lowe had ESPN's betting guy on his podcast; together they concluded that these issues can be tinkered out of existence by limiting prop bets and changing how teams report injuries. Lowe's podcast, like Simmons's, began with a FanDuel ad.

The takeover of sports media by gambling companies imposes hard boundaries on the domain of these conversations. Most importantly, these captured discussions always obscure the social and political choices that enable the gambling industry to entrench itself.

Allowing people to gamble on their phones and allowing sports gambling companies to spend untold sums on lobbying and advertising are choices. These choices, not some law of nature, are why millions of people have started gambling in recent years. Likewise, other sports media companies have chosen to offer up their audiences as prey to gambling outfits.

Defector has chosen something else: We never have and never will take money from gambling companies. Subscribers fund our operations, which allows us to remain independent, critical, and uncompromised. Consider making that choice.
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thanks for having me, thrilled to be here @cinnasnail.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 21/10/2025
"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA" * article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
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US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
How to Join ICE theonion.com/how-to-join-...
The Onion: How to Join ICESTEP 1
Be born with something just…missing

STEP 2
Try deporting a few neighbors without the constitutional authority to do so, to see if it’s for you

STEP 3
Unlearn any secondary languages you may know

STEP 4
If filling out the application form presents a challenge, candidates may instead demonstrate how hard they can punch a dog
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/10/2025
You can easily block the official MAGA government accounts here. Do not engage them. Do not give them what they want.
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Of all the things that didn't happen below, Eric Trump having four friends is the one that didn't happen the most.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
War is hell, Portland style
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
It's a battle of wills with a dude in a frog suit doing pelvic thrusts. Do you know how much psychic damage that does?
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Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2025
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Eric Adams
"Haters said I couldn't do it" meme
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EL @enigmalake.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I love that the takeaway from this graph is "Those damned leftists."
Graph showing number of terrorist attacks and plots per year by right- and left-wingers. The jagged teeth of the right-wing creates a tall, sharp mountain range, while the meager line showing left-wing is tepid and small. Last year's 29 right-wing terror attacks to last year's 1 left-wing terror attack seems much more significant than this year's 1 right-wing terror attack to this year's 5 left-wing terror attacks. A footnote indicates that this year's data is only through July 4. Numerous right-wing attacks have occurred since.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2025
De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."
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