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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 13h

New god tier snack discovered lads.

Bobby’s Garlic Bread Snax. Big bag! Consumed with no decorum. So garlicky. So smelly. Laura’s going to be so annoyed.

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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The most disappointing video you’ll see today.

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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

hope you're all taking your ʙᴏɴᴇs

pot of vitamin d tablets with a sticker on top that says bones

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

Jason Statham riding a small plastic train in some theme park. The expression on his face is what I’d call a mixture of threat and confusion. So the face he pulls in all his films then.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Trying to cancel the auto renew on the car insurance via their website.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I howled fuck off at such a volume and intensity that Laura came in to check if I was all right.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Has anyone considered reinstating Rishi’s Rwanda Scheme but we send asylum seekers to Piddington instead.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If anyone fancies a low stakes heist, probably involving someone’s grandma’s old gold teeth, the Gold Arthur campervan is parked up in Dawlish station.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

So there was this time when I tried to eat a pizza when I was off my nut on magic mushrooms and I couldn’t eat it because of all the little faces in the cheese and yeah this is a little bit like that experience.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A horrible arsehole. Stood next to me and an elephant.

Me and my sister in the early eighties posing in front of a very disinterested elephant. Sorry not sorry @em-allum.bsky.social

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The fash are on the rise and the planet is becoming unliveable but on the other hand I’m making mini roasties in the air fryer so you know, swings and roundabouts.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It was a garage with a rack of VHS. The owner didn’t give one shit about what we rented so we got to watch things like Robocop and Predator about 6 years earlier than we should have.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Me, when I pull out the minirig speakers at work…

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Spiritualized Underworld The Cinematic Orchestra Mr Scruff Chumbawumba Godspeed You! Black Emperor Marc Almond Siouxsie Sioux Nils Petter Molvær MC Pitman

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I’ve started the process of topping off an 8 or 9ft high bay bush to a more reasonable 5ft ish. An unsightly chunk has been removed and the green bin is full. I cannot stop sweating. This is going to take me weeks.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Post a picture that should be an album cover.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I’ve never seen the tide so low at The Point before… could walk out quite a distance.

Low tide at The Point… looking back towards the mouth of the Teign and Teignmouth.

Looking out at the sea and the Shaldon cliffs to the right

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If we must have a Dobby’s Grave, I say we fully commit…

Charlton Heston pounding the sand at the end of The Planet Of The Apes but instead of discovering the Statue of Liberty, it’s a massive Dobby

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Maybe the solution to this yellow unpleasant land is to reforest the whole lot. It’s cool and lovely in the woods.

Green forest, scorched fields, blue seas

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Lavazza have brought out some milky coffee cold milky drinks and I would just like to confirm the cappuccino one is bloody lovely.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

My dad has given my sister a box of old photos. Is she going to send me scans of all the ones where I look like I’m going to grow up to be a serial killer? You betcha.

A photo from the early eighties of a boy and a girl posing in from of a flowering bush and wearing blue and yellow cagoules. Inexplicably the boy (for it is I) has his face painted like the fucking clown doll off of the old test card F. I have zero memory of this occurring.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Alternative rock Electronic mail Mobile phone Subwoofer Tumour necrosis factor

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Working at the project once again. Not a quiet Sunday as one of the residents is having a psychotic episode. He’s just thrown open the door stark bollock naked and screamed YEEEEEAH at no one, saw me, gave me a thumbs up then slowly closed the door while maintaining eye contact.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Im not sure I could face going through and sorting out a loved one’s stuff after death. If Reform’s imagined financial sin eaters fancy popping round to deal with it for me, I’m in.

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

If you use a Porto potty and that blue water splashes up on you, you are forever unclean. In a thousand years, archaeologists could dig up your remains and they would know. God will not let you in to heaven and the devil will not let you in hell. This is how ghosts are made.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I do love New Broadband Supplier And Hub day. Nothing pleases me more than typing the same mental password into an endless stream of devices.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Laura: We should have a busy Sunday and sort out the house… Me: *spends hours sorting my music into playlists and folders*

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

So the main reason I had to sort the wiper linkage was to get through the MOT. The power steering fluid reservoir decided to dump its guts while on the ramp so to get it passed they have Frankensteined a part from a different car and it’s all held together with cable ties.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Had to get the wiper linkage sorted on the old Volvo so I’m loitering around the nearby marshes. Lots of panicky dog walkers shouting at their very muddy dogs to not bother me. Madam please, I am very recently dogless and would be delighted to say hello to your stinking slobbering mess.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Can’t believe it took me 12 hours to mute Ebenezer.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Delighted to find out I have the physique of a Brazilian footballer. Sad to discover it’s the physique of Fat Ronaldo.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Half time show has taken a turn.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Someone fainting and being dragged out by a couple of policemen during the final act of Takeshi Miike’s Audition.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Something flew into the car as I was driving home and landed on my leg and started crawling up towards my shorts and I swear to god my life just flashed before my eyes.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I’m at the eye unit at the hospital again and they’ve just called to see Mr Illman. Nobody cheered, we used to be a proper country.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Thought I’d check Wikipedia for some Norwegian vs English food discourse and I think it’s saying they practice cannibalism…

Screenshot of the headers on the Norwegian cuisine Wikipedia page.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Be the reason your employer instigates some kind of no fucking weird shoes dress code.

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Paul O’Neill @paul-o.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Do you want to see Skin from Skunk Anansie go on a walkabout in the crowd at Live at Powderham and tell someone with a beach ball to fuck off? Of course you do.

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