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Chuck

@chuckrudolph.bsky.social
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Former technician in the Panamanian nuclear arms program Current applicant for the Canadian Foreign Legion

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
i think it's great that the machine has finally liberated us from the burden of having to create ska
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Bobson Dugnutt @foolishmortal.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Mankind can lay down that terrible burden and the machines can pick it up pick it up pick it up
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can we talk about how the president is HOA Judge Dredd
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Elephant Mastodon @emath.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Literary fiction is coming. It is going to revolutionize the economy. We know that China has already got a start on literary fiction. We can’t afford to be left out of the literary fiction economy. Think of your kids. They might already be engaging with literary fiction.
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Brian Straw @brianstraw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shhhh... The brisket is resting!
A boring suburban dad makes a shushing motion while his brisket rests.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ𝕠𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Truly is there anything more quintessentially American than a commemorative anniversary edition of a 15lb tank of explosive??
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I give up. Just give me the sweet release of nuclear hellfire
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I N I!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
the famous line about how michael caine treated the muppets as fellow actors and tim curry treated himself as a fellow muppet keeps running through my head we have a lot of brilliant actors, but how many of them can really pull off 'unhinged muppet' the way curry could? what a tremendous loss
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry as Long John Silver in Muppet Treasure Island laughing
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
What if Freud’s mom was a nice, normal lady who felt really shocked and sad when he came out with all his theories
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Stupid sexy undecided buff ghost man
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
sometimes i’m taken aback by how draconian UK defamation law seems, but on the other hand it’s pretty clear that British journalists can’t be trusted with free speech
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026
Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
USA! USA! USA!
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A rare exception to the “every regulation is written in blood” principle
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The World Cup might be over, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't still take short breaks throughout the day to make sure you stay hydrated.
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Alex Fitzpatrick @alexjamesfitz.com · 13/07/2026
Stormtrooper meat is fine, but never really hits the spot
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Cautionary Tale in Motion : 👍 🏳️‍🌈 ✡️ 🇨🇦 @noncompliant.myatproto.social · 10/07/2026
They asked an LLM who was the most well known supplier of copper, and that’s who it spit out. 🤷🏽
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Starting a rumor that Stargate Abilene is delayed because the company building the data centers was sold low-quality copper that is unsuitable for wires
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Which NATO leader (other than Trump, that’s too easy) ends up dead in a Murder on the Orient Express type killing?
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is tied for the fifth worst thing she's said.
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The ads in the World Cup seem like they are trying to indoctrinate you into being an asshole. And this is the worst of them. And that was before I realized it was Dana White in them
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Rizzo!!!!
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PMC Vanguardist @tylerboschert.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
look, if Rollo the Walker's oath of fealty to Charles III of West Francia after the Siege of Chartres in 911 means *anything*, it's that I shouldn't have to worry about this distinction anymore
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Liz Sepper @lsepper.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
As a soccer mom, I can say that this is far less exciting than many of the games I attend. Up 5 at the half? Too bad, lose by 10. The goalies haven't even scored. And no striker has made a goal from kickoff. Not one person has run on the field to tie shoes
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Dennis Miller
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/07/2026
There’s Englishmen laying all over the pitch, it looks like Verdun out there
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"this whole thing smacks of CONCACAF," I holler as I overturn my uncle's barbecue grill and turn the World Cup into the Cup of Shit
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I want to be a hater, but I gotta hand it to them: I've never seen a 5th of July fireworks show this good.
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sorry haters, but the sky says trans rights
A pink and blue sunset that looks like the trans pride flag over a lake
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 03/07/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
WE MADE IT!!!
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is 354 fireworks per second.
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Yu-Ming Liou @yumingliou.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Guns of July
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Their revenge for Trump stealing the world club cup trophy
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
And when he makes a bad call, you don’t have a center fielder for the rest of the game
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Live your life so that Zlatan is not disappointed with you
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
M-O-R O-C-O (I know it’s spelled wrong, but let an Illini have this one please)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This bioshock infinite remake looks lit
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is a scurrilous lie. Peter would never disgrace himself by drinking a clear liquor after noon.
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Home stadium of the Hobbiton Hotspurs
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Yakuzombie: Like a Draghoul @manofsuds.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Chicagoans will see this and say "hell yeah"
The Chicago flag, the Pride flag, and the Field Museum (with Pokemon exhibit banners)
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Damon Kiesow @kiesow.net · 14/06/2026
Curaçao has a population of 160k and qualified for the World Cup, so what is Rockford, Illinois’ excuse?
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Chuck @chuckrudolph.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Did Hannibal Lector start a chain of coffee shops?
A coffee cup from “The Human Bean” coffee shop on a patio table
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