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Chuck Burly

@chuckburly.bsky.social
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Layabout and ragamuffin. Doodles are not endorsements.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 12h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think I may have a problem
Amazon stating I buy too many plushes
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And an eyeball stabbing lol. It's well earned
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Yes, I love AI. ALWAYS ICICLES!"
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avengers: We Forgot to Replace the Batteries in the Carbon Monoxide Detectors
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As is tradition www.youtube.com/watch?v=biP7...
youtube.com
Type O Negative - October Rust (Complete Album + Album Artwork)
YouTube video by Van_Scott
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Put it in this guy!
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well that was a nice and stress-free evening. Thank you, Boston.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SCENE FROM 2027: Fanduel Ad blasting on the TV: "IN TOO DEEP? UP TO 50K FORGIVEN IF YOU ENLIST NOW" as a man quietly sobs in the corner of the bar
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Undergarments, fursuit, clothes for fursona = extremely layered look
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ben Rice baseball god
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Both these teams are probably not going to take advantage of mistakes much because they can't hit for shit. It's easy mode for the pitchers.
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My pitch to investors: an insurance company that makes cheap, Manos-quality commercials where we kill all the other insurance company mascots that everyone hates. Do we have a claims department? Maybe? But we definitely have a 30 second spot where The General gets pushed into a river full of hippos.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Red Sox had to fly down to Florida to play a game that means nothing to them, while the Yankees got to have their game cancelled in New York so they can go back to their comfy, comfy beds. This is fair and just and I approve.
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Winston throwing 20+ times in that weather and somehow not throwing a pick is an impressive achievement in player management.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Giants win with one of the shittier ASIMO robots playing QB so I'll take it anyway I can
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Already an improvement on a typical Daboll-coached game by avoiding the horrible collapse.
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perhaps a bowling alley at Arlington Cemetery? A casino on Ellis Island brought to you by Fanduel?
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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M. Newton @ridelee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh my god. OH MY GOD. XD
Gul Dukat of Deep Space Nine gloweringGavin Newsome of California glowering.
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eating so much dip that you don't need to make a whole meal later is just Smart Finances
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
B plot where Jenna tries out for the Catwoman part in Brett Ratner's Batman movie
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just remembered I watched the Rifftrax version years ago! It was frickin weird!
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watched Psycho all the way through for the first time for a Hitchcock-ian Spooky Season, and wow. I've known so many things about this movie but never heard about the awful, embarrassing longwinded psychiatrist monologue at the end of the movie. It's shockingly awful! What a horrible choice!
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
apnews.com
https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think it's that time of year, spooky kids
A black haired man wearing a Type O Negative hoodie
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's hard to not be a doomer when very powerful people keep hitting the DOOM button
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meet the first new cat species discovered in 100 years: Leopardus tilcayo
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Meet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 Years
A small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 17/09/2026
Car dealers are a reliable and influential power bloc for Republicans. Today on Assigned, @emarcadia.bsky.social writes that Democrats should politicize them and pursue them and other bastions of Republican power as relentlessly as Republicans have pursued the Democratic coalition.
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Consider the Car Dealerships - Assigned Media
Republicans have long waged war against Democratic constituencies. What if we turned the tables?
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So does Ed Sheeran have to resign or something? There may be a cat involved?Trying to remember UK politics.
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I don't care for this guy bashing me in the face with a hammer" rises to 54 percent "strongly agree" in latest Axios poll
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy 9/8/26
Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
youtu.be
Gwar - Fucking An Animal (Official Video) (1999) From The Album We Kill Everything
YouTube video by Metaldog38's Home Of Metal (NEW CHANNEL)
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Macy's, if I wanted to smell like Johnny Depp I could sleep in a dumpster behind the local dive bar for free.
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MST3K night at the Mahoning Drive-In!
A man with two robot puppets
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Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think the street value of 32GB of RAM is about 5000 bucks, so this may be Monokuma's most nefarious plot yet.
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