Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 1hWell that was a nice and stress-free evening. Thank you, Boston. 000
Reposted by Chuck BurlyRev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 5hSCENE FROM 2027: Fanduel Ad blasting on the TV: "IN TOO DEEP? UP TO 50K FORGIVEN IF YOU ENLIST NOW" as a man quietly sobs in the corner of the bar 414736
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 11hUndergarments, fursuit, clothes for fursona = extremely layered look 010
Reposted by Chuck BurlyMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 9785943257
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My pitch to investors: an insurance company that makes cheap, Manos-quality commercials where we kill all the other insurance company mascots that everyone hates. Do we have a claims department? Maybe? But we definitely have a 30 second spot where The General gets pushed into a river full of hippos. 121
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Red Sox had to fly down to Florida to play a game that means nothing to them, while the Yankees got to have their game cancelled in New York so they can go back to their comfy, comfy beds. This is fair and just and I approve. 000
Reposted by Chuck BurlyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is literally a Simpsons joke 321194211
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Giants win with one of the shittier ASIMO robots playing QB so I'll take it anyway I can 010
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Perhaps a bowling alley at Arlington Cemetery? A casino on Ellis Island brought to you by Fanduel? 010
Reposted by Chuck BurlyIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 329184643852
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Watched Psycho all the way through for the first time for a Hitchcock-ian Spooky Season, and wow. I've known so many things about this movie but never heard about the awful, embarrassing longwinded psychiatrist monologue at the end of the movie. It's shockingly awful! What a horrible choice! 111
Reposted by Chuck BurlyAP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.apnews.comhttps://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d 5542231619
Reposted by Chuck Burlyone dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152361328
Reposted by Chuck BurlyThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 68129192811
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's hard to not be a doomer when very powerful people keep hitting the DOOM button 010
Reposted by Chuck BurlyPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Meet the first new cat species discovered in 100 years: Leopardus tilcayonationalgeographic.comMeet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 YearsA small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species. 552067441
Reposted by Chuck BurlyAssigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 17/09/2026Car dealers are a reliable and influential power bloc for Republicans. Today on Assigned, @emarcadia.bsky.social writes that Democrats should politicize them and pursue them and other bastions of Republican power as relentlessly as Republicans have pursued the Democratic coalition.assignedmedia.orgConsider the Car Dealerships - Assigned MediaRepublicans have long waged war against Democratic constituencies. What if we turned the tables? 1639993
Reposted by Chuck BurlyGrudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward 17894631801
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So does Ed Sheeran have to resign or something? There may be a cat involved?Trying to remember UK politics. 120
Reposted by Chuck BurlyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir. 10085581484
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026youtu.beGwar - Fucking An Animal (Official Video) (1999) From The Album We Kill EverythingYouTube video by Metaldog38's Home Of Metal (NEW CHANNEL) 010
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Macy's, if I wanted to smell like Johnny Depp I could sleep in a dumpster behind the local dive bar for free. 010
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think the street value of 32GB of RAM is about 5000 bucks, so this may be Monokuma's most nefarious plot yet. 000
Reposted by Chuck Burlyamy brown @amybrown.xyz · 10/09/2026on the occasion of world suicide prevention day i just wanted to say that if it helps you can imagine your suicidal ideation as a weird little guy in your brain who lies to you and then you can imagine jack reacher is also up there beating the shit out of him 101517294
Reposted by Chuck BurlyRex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is spectacular, folks. We live in a moment in American history when the president and his administration are so racist and dumb that a toy company has to put out a statement saying: "OUR GIANT ROBOT THAT TURNS INTO A TRUCK DENOUNCES RACISM AND HAS NO CONNECTION TO THE CURRENT PRESIDENT." 7991032929
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"The Nation that Voted for Diarrhea" is really the only title needed when historians write about this era in the future. 010
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm just not giving any of my brain space to thoughts about remakes these days, Zelda or otherwise. If they're good, awesome. If they're not, original still exists. Feels very low-stakes to get too worried about, personally. 110
Reposted by Chuck BurlyElyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 07/09/2026you know what todaybor day is 0216
Reposted by Chuck Burlyromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189565288
Reposted by Chuck Burlyhoots @hoots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Speaking of Harry Potter, I resigned from my position at Universal Studios a month ago over all of the Wizarding World/JKR shit. I am now paying my bills and paying for a wedding purely thru YouTube and Patreon. I loved working at USH. I was very conflicted leaving. Fuck Joanne.patreon.comhoots — creating thoughtful slopGet more from hoots on Patreon. creating thoughtful slop. Support hoots and get exclusive access to their work. 262036411
Reposted by Chuck BurlyProject Azar @projectazar.com · 03/09/2026Elon thinks he's Measurehead in Disco Elysium, the ultra racist advanced race theorist, and in reality, he's just the Racist Lorry Driver. 1464
Reposted by Chuck BurlyThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201019862
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026NJ Transit deciding to suck harder with an AI bot feature 000
Chuck Burly @chuckburly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Me when all the crappy birthday coupons start rolling in 000
Reposted by Chuck BurlyAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Awful. Just awful. A promising young man, a high school honors grad who joined JROTC and dreamed of becoming a doctor, killed himself because of the Trump admin’s obsession with hurting Haitians and the humiliating shame of an ICE ankle monitor. His blood is on their hands. 552657990
Reposted by Chuck Burlyℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player 402040412
Reposted by Chuck BurlyTW @twesq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026this is gonna upset so many of y’all 241383324
Reposted by Chuck BurlyDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We are also updating our maps. 6497111
