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chrystaaa @chrystaaa.bsky.social · 16h

I'll be in the Vegas area in December if you wanna try, should give you time to think of something I'd regret 😈

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chrystaaa @chrystaaa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

as you should be 🤩🤩🤩

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chrystaaa @chrystaaa.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I mean, a horseshoe cut hardly sounds humiliating at all... but i'd let you do anything you want with my hair if you're so inclined

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

women too btw everyone has to shave their head today and then report for cult duty in the morning

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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 20/08/2026

bitches get scritches

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chrystaaa @chrystaaa.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I mean it's a good pfp but a bit outdated no???

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Canadian folks can and do enjoy pondering their orb and they’re still Canadian because pondering their orb is inherently academic

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chrystaaa @chrystaaa.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

harper was a signatory to the firewall letter!!!

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live, laugh, lonni llc @lawnsea.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

"bro i'm sphereiously orbmaxxing rn"

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

BE FUCKING FOR REAL CARTA DIDNT DO SHIT WRONG BE NORMAL YOU FUCKING FASCISTS

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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 27/05/2026

5/ There's an official petition to withdraw C-22, sponsored by NDP MP @jennykwan.bsky.social. More than 2,600 Canadians have signed. We need more. Add your name and ask others to do the same while it's still at committee: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

ourcommons.ca

Petition e-7416 - Petitions

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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

As a Crim Law prof and casebook author, this physically pains me. It commits basic errors that my 1Ls would never make. First, it conflates vicarious/conspiracy liability with accomplice/derivative liability. You can't use vicarious liability (Pinkerton) w/out a conspiracy charge. 1/

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/05/2026

We’ve heard a lot about the ways in which DOJ’s civil division has been fucking up, but it sure seems like criminal isn’t doing much better!

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May 14, 2026
ENDORSED ORDER as to Samantha
Anne Freeman: The United States has filed a sentencing memorandum that does not make sense. It appears to be a cut and paste product from another case. The memorandum stops in midstream never addressing all of the objections raised by the defense. The United States is directed to file no later than 9 a.m. on May 18 a sentencing memorandum that addresses the objections raised by the defense. The United States is reminded that this Court continued the sentencing so that the United States could address the objections raised by the defense. Here, at the eleventh hour, that still has not ocured. Signed by Judge Virginia M.
Hernandez Covington on 5/14/2026.
(Covington, Virginia) (Entered:
05/14/2026)
Main
Doc

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

guess what, if you join a protest, you’re criminally responsible for everything anyone does.* *you’re not, this is a bizarre conflation of civil vicarious liability with criminal law

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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 14/05/2026

university of washington facilities employee seen with a pressure washer, erasing chalkings from the tiled brick plaza that was the site of a vigil held last night for the murdered student, a 19 year old trans woman

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u/yakay29 • 23m • i.redd.it
University washing away memorial to slain student after last night's vigil
Discussion
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isabel @isabelroses.com · 08/05/2026

At a time of 2 local privilege escalation vulnerabilities I find a good time to finally get my blog post on nixos and its relation with secrets out. I would summarise it with the following words: PLEASE DO NOT PUT SECRETS IN THE NIX STORE. IT IS WORLD-READABLE. isabelroses.com/blog/nixos-a...

isabelroses.com

NixOS and Secrets

My takes and experinces with secrets management on NixOS

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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 08/05/2026

not to get too political but y'all should really be much angrier about this and demand that they reinstate @pussy.faith, the woman in this screenshot.

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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

doing important journalism

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Lady Talia @djtalia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...

thatprivacyguy.com

Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device without consent. At a billion-device scale the climate costs are insane. — That Privacy Guy!

Google Chrome is downloading a 4 GB Gemini Nano model onto users' machines without consent, with no opt-in, no opt-out short of enterprise tooling, and an automatic re-download every time the user del...

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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Wiiiiild *Elections Alberta gets court injunction for separatist group to pull down its searchable voter list *Court told the list was provided by Republican Party of Alberta, an upstart separatist party *Unauthorized use of voter list: Really, really illegal! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

cbc.ca

Elections Alberta granted injunction for separatist group to pull down electoral list | CBC

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

4 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy sits handcuffed in an interrogation room while two FBI agents watch him through a one way mirror.
Blue Guy: C’mon guys! I wasn’t actually gonna kill anyone! It was a joke.

Panel 2:
FBI Agent 1 (arms folded, looking stern): Do you believe him?

Panel 3:
FBI Agent 2 (holds up a phone and points to it): No. He has a Blue Sky Account

Panel 4: (Agent 2 looks into the interrogation room in disgust) This son of a bitch doesn’t even know what a joke is

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magic @magicswordk.ing · 26/04/2026

"YEAH I UHHH JUST ACCIDENTALLY DRESSED UP AND STOOD ON THE MARK TO HAVE MY PHOTO TAKEN ON THE RED CARPET FOR THIS EVENT I WASN'T ATTENDING UHH"

Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social

Muted by ""Journalists" at the WHCD"

Attend which event even? Do you think everyone who walked into the
Hilton was at the dinner lol? Because that level of ignorance about
something you're attacking people over would be a absolutely stunning

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

it's not just hasan piker. the media is going after other streamers now

screenshot of an article on the atlantic

a leftist streamer named 100 women in 7 minutes - why that's a problem

just because you can name women from the austin powers movies doesn't mean you're an ally

by bungo gronch

image of northernlion naming 100 women in an excel spreadsheet. the last three women named are beyonce, heather graham, and elizabeth hurley

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Bsky's Goodest Girls 😇 @stalinatrix.kawaii.social · 01/01/2026

hi Elon it's your lawyer I am advising you to keep posting through it on the grok account

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

One of the best to ever do it

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

🎶simply having a wonderful christmas slime

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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Imagine if all shitposters were hot girls. There would be world peace

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

im ngl "poggers" is a word that reeks of subtle elitism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

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chrystaaa @chrystaaa.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

aaaaaaa you look so good bald

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

YES the human pet guy was domming a junky. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Ezra Klein is trying in this column to argue that Kirk was doing politics correctly if you just ignore the content of what he was advocating. That he was contributing to American democracy by arguing civilly for the subjugation of women, gay people, trans people. It simply doesn’t work.

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I shouldn't be surprised that federalists have no idea how newsrooms work, since federalists don't work lol

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