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Zarithya😈💻 | Techubus VTuber @zarithya.online · 25/09/2026
RTX On VTubing is Cursed... #vtuber #vtuberclips #DLSS5
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
women too btw everyone has to shave their head today and then report for cult duty in the morning
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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 20/08/2026
bitches get scritches
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Canadian folks can and do enjoy pondering their orb and they’re still Canadian because pondering their orb is inherently academic
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chrystaaa @chrystaaa.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
harper was a signatory to the firewall letter!!!
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live, laugh, lonni llc @lawnsea.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"bro i'm sphereiously orbmaxxing rn"
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
BE FUCKING FOR REAL CARTA DIDNT DO SHIT WRONG BE NORMAL YOU FUCKING FASCISTS
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 27/05/2026
5/ There's an official petition to withdraw C-22, sponsored by NDP MP @jennykwan.bsky.social. More than 2,600 Canadians have signed. We need more. Add your name and ask others to do the same while it's still at committee: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-7416 - Petitions
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You wouldn't kick a miette
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
As a Crim Law prof and casebook author, this physically pains me. It commits basic errors that my 1Ls would never make. First, it conflates vicarious/conspiracy liability with accomplice/derivative liability. You can't use vicarious liability (Pinkerton) w/out a conspiracy charge. 1/
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/05/2026
We’ve heard a lot about the ways in which DOJ’s civil division has been fucking up, but it sure seems like criminal isn’t doing much better!
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May 14, 2026
ENDORSED ORDER as to Samantha
Anne Freeman: The United States has filed a sentencing memorandum that does not make sense. It appears to be a cut and paste product from another case. The memorandum stops in midstream never addressing all of the objections raised by the defense. The United States is directed to file no later than 9 a.m. on May 18 a sentencing memorandum that addresses the objections raised by the defense. The United States is reminded that this Court continued the sentencing so that the United States could address the objections raised by the defense. Here, at the eleventh hour, that still has not ocured. Signed by Judge Virginia M.
Hernandez Covington on 5/14/2026.
(Covington, Virginia) (Entered:
05/14/2026)
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
guess what, if you join a protest, you’re criminally responsible for everything anyone does.* *you’re not, this is a bizarre conflation of civil vicarious liability with criminal law
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 14/05/2026
university of washington facilities employee seen with a pressure washer, erasing chalkings from the tiled brick plaza that was the site of a vigil held last night for the murdered student, a 19 year old trans woman
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University washing away memorial to slain student after last night's vigil
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Mara Bos @mara.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"We have been made aware of a potential incident and are shutting down all issuance." 😬 letsencrypt.status.io
letsencrypt.status.io
Let's Encrypt Status
Support for Let's Encrypt services is community-based and information on current status and outages can be found at: https://community.letsencrypt.org
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isabel @isabelroses.com · 08/05/2026
At a time of 2 local privilege escalation vulnerabilities I find a good time to finally get my blog post on nixos and its relation with secrets out. I would summarise it with the following words: PLEASE DO NOT PUT SECRETS IN THE NIX STORE. IT IS WORLD-READABLE. isabelroses.com/blog/nixos-a...
isabelroses.com
NixOS and Secrets
My takes and experinces with secrets management on NixOS
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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 08/05/2026
not to get too political but y'all should really be much angrier about this and demand that they reinstate @pussy.faith, the woman in this screenshot.
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
doing important journalism
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Lady Talia @djtalia.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...
thatprivacyguy.com
Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device without consent. At a billion-device scale the climate costs are insane. — That Privacy Guy!
Google Chrome is downloading a 4 GB Gemini Nano model onto users' machines without consent, with no opt-in, no opt-out short of enterprise tooling, and an automatic re-download every time the user del...
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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Wiiiiild *Elections Alberta gets court injunction for separatist group to pull down its searchable voter list *Court told the list was provided by Republican Party of Alberta, an upstart separatist party *Unauthorized use of voter list: Really, really illegal! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Elections Alberta granted injunction for separatist group to pull down electoral list | CBC
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy sits handcuffed in an interrogation room while two FBI agents watch him through a one way mirror.
Blue Guy: C’mon guys! I wasn’t actually gonna kill anyone! It was a joke.

Panel 2:
FBI Agent 1 (arms folded, looking stern): Do you believe him?

Panel 3:
FBI Agent 2 (holds up a phone and points to it): No. He has a Blue Sky Account

Panel 4: (Agent 2 looks into the interrogation room in disgust) This son of a bitch doesn’t even know what a joke is
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magic @magicswordk.ing · 26/04/2026
"YEAH I UHHH JUST ACCIDENTALLY DRESSED UP AND STOOD ON THE MARK TO HAVE MY PHOTO TAKEN ON THE RED CARPET FOR THIS EVENT I WASN'T ATTENDING UHH"
Taylor Lorenz
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social

Muted by ""Journalists" at the WHCD"

Attend which event even? Do you think everyone who walked into the
Hilton was at the dinner lol? Because that level of ignorance about
something you're attacking people over would be a absolutely stunning
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
it's not just hasan piker. the media is going after other streamers now
screenshot of an article on the atlantic

a leftist streamer named 100 women in 7 minutes - why that's a problem

just because you can name women from the austin powers movies doesn't mean you're an ally

by bungo gronch

image of northernlion naming 100 women in an excel spreadsheet. the last three women named are beyonce, heather graham, and elizabeth hurley
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Bsky's Goodest Girls 😇 @stalinatrix.kawaii.social · 01/01/2026
hi Elon it's your lawyer I am advising you to keep posting through it on the grok account
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
One of the best to ever do it
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
🎶simply having a wonderful christmas slime
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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Imagine if all shitposters were hot girls. There would be world peace
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
im ngl "poggers" is a word that reeks of subtle elitism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
YES the human pet guy was domming a junky. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Ezra Klein is trying in this column to argue that Kirk was doing politics correctly if you just ignore the content of what he was advocating. That he was contributing to American democracy by arguing civilly for the subjugation of women, gay people, trans people. It simply doesn’t work.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I shouldn't be surprised that federalists have no idea how newsrooms work, since federalists don't work lol
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.
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Jason Markusoff @markusoff.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
By Alberta's own definition of "visual depiction of a sexual act," I fail to see how these images highlighted in UCP government's own slide show of explicit material. From Alison Bechdel's Fun Home. many of the other scenes in province's shock-intended examples don't qualify, either
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 25/11/2023
developing a foot fetish specifically to create more opportunities to say "I use arch btw"
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Paris @teavousplait.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Posted by Anil Dash: Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
404media.co
The 200+ Sites an ICE Surveillance Contractor is Monitoring
404 Media has obtained the list of sites and services that ICE contractor ShadowDragon pulls data from. ShadowDragon sources data from all over the web and lets government analysts easily search it an...
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say Team Rocket has a discrimination problem
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GrapheneOS @grapheneos.org · 17/05/2025
Google was already blocking competing app stores with their Advanced Protection Program required to properly secure a Google account, but now they're tying Android device security to this. Want proper encryption security via inactivity reboot? You cannot use competing app stores.
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Gwen Nova @gwennova.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Why are trans women so good at using computers? Because we are all sisters, trans sisters (Repost if you found it funny or if you like kissing your sister)
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
no he didn't that's not him what the fuck is wrong with you freaks
Man speaks to killer from beyond the grave in Arizona courtroom through Al video
An Al video of Christopher Pelkey forgave his killer in court in what officials believe was the first use of Al to deliver a victim impact statement.
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Grist @grist.org · 02/05/2025
‘Build, baby, build’: Canada’s new prime minister wants to make the country into an ‘energy superpower’. Mark Carney has promised to partner with Indigenous peoples. He's also promised to fast-track extractive energy projects. grist.org/global-indig... #Canada #Energy #Solar #Wind #GreenSky
grist.org
'Build, baby, build': Canada's new prime minister wants to make the country into an 'energy superpower'
Indigenous leaders in Canada are wary of the promises made by the new prime minister to respect their sovereignty.
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dead domain 🐐🏳️‍⚧️ @domaindead.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Brianna Wu has made a career on lies. I spoke to several people who’ve worked with her, dove deep into her history, and uncovered things she doesn’t want you to see. 11 AM PST youtu.be/c1O6S7MWXb8
youtu.be
THE LIES OF BRIANNA WU
YouTube video by Dead Domain
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Fellas, is it materialistic to shop?
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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Jabang Petty Trading; Brikama, The Gambia www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q…
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Lead, South Dakota Population: 3,532 Photos from Google Places API Link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead,_South_D…
picture of Lead, South Dakotapicture of Lead, South Dakotapicture of Lead, South Dakotapicture of Lead, South Dakota
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Doug Gladden @dougthelawyer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
the pronoun thing is so incredibly stupid at so many levels, imagine knowing that you live a life so devoid of anything interesting that you have time to sit around steaming at what someone else put in their bio, like why would you ever confess this in public
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