Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I look forward to seeing those inflatable bananas in a match vs. Plymouth Argyle 061
Reposted by Christopher MorlockPeter Thal Larsen @petertl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Hard to devise a better metaphor for the past decade and a half of Premier League football than Man City winning while playing with an extra man. 16566208
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Milli Vanilli remain outstanding singers. 000
Reposted by Christopher MorlockPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people 352102299
Reposted by Christopher MorlockAlan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is just a relentlessly horrific story. It’s hard to adequately contextualize the moral desolation of this unfolding in the midst of a midterms against a ruling party helmed by inveterate rapists and rape apologists. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congres...phoenixnewtimes.comCongressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signsEmbarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. A Phoenix New Times exclusive. 331794546
Reposted by Christopher MorlockAnonymous @youranonjd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026After years of being told to fear Muslims, immigrants, and the "enemy within", look at who actually called for U.S. cities to be destroyed. The President of the United States. A white pedophile billionaire telling a foreign power to bomb U.S. cities. Sit with how fucking insane that sentence is. 24319
Reposted by Christopher MorlockCosáin Climate @cosaingalway.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Karma farmer. 181
Reposted by Christopher MorlockSpooky unduca 🎃 -rw-r--r-- @unduca.satan.social · 30/09/2026That's exactly something the Doctor would be fighting against in a episode. 128114
Reposted by Christopher MorlockDFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Baseball is excruciating.” - Scott Franzke 28415
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bogie's Marlowe gets her to de-nerd herself (glasses off, hair down), which fits his character and the times but I disagree. She's plenty foxy as is 😍 000
Reposted by Christopher MorlockPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Republican says taxes are profits that the government makes.static.klipy.comA Madhouse Planet Of The ApesALT: A Madhouse Planet Of The Apes 522427
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I miss it. Except the saving/loading on cassettes! 010
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That was me on the left. I still have my copy of Mapping the Atari, A Compute! Books publication 😅 130
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is the kind of take Rob Sheffield made for RS back in the day, except he'd load it with endless movie quotes and cultural references. 000
Reposted by Christopher MorlockChuck the Vampire Slayer 🧛🏻 @sazeracla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’ve been a DJ for over 30 years & music collector for over 55 years. I consider myself well-versed in forms of music from around the world, with over 10,000 records in my collection. I have never heard of a song called “Choosin’ Texas,“ and when you say Langley, I think “That’s where the CIA is.“ 4127832
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In 1999 I hit the town (Los Angeles) with Jimmy Pop of the Bloodhound Gang. Barry Sobel was also there. I'd never heard of him hitherto. He spent the entire night listing his credits and trying to prove to me, via jokes, that he was a professional comedian. I still dispute it. I didn't laugh once. 2152
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comNo Im Not Trump Weird Horse - Peter SellersAlt: Slim Pickens hootin' and hollerin' as he rides the bomb in DR. STRANGELOVE. 000
Reposted by Christopher MorlockMissing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 20/09/2026President Trump proposes the world’s first memorial arch that can also kill you. 891302240
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You’re hearing it in your head too now 001
Reposted by Christopher MorlockShannon E French @sefrench.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey, Oz, I’ll give you a number you’ll never forget. Zero. That’s the number of people who want to work longer and harder and later in their lives just to make assholes like you richer. 0338
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Second look for us gray beards who read Donald F. Glut’s Empire novelization and kept saying “Stop it, man, Yoda ain’t blue!” 000
Reposted by Christopher MorlockLogic Thinker @logicthinker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026PSA: do not take medical advice from anyone without a medical degree, let alone from a blithering idiot. 1716
Reposted by Christopher MorlockHATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 18/09/2026Carrie Fisher to Peter Weller that night in 1980:static.klipy.comRobocop: Dead or Alive, You're Coming With MeAlt: Robocop: Dead or Alive, You're Coming With Me 11367
Reposted by Christopher Morlockchristian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life 361844420
Reposted by Christopher MorlockPedro @pedrosaurus.com · 18/09/2026That's a Buster Keaton award if there ever was one 01242
Reposted by Christopher MorlockWanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Metroid's end game screens: 191681403
Reposted by Christopher MorlockAnastacya @anastacya.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What an asshole. Just a hateful, blatantly corrupt prick. 33377
Reposted by Christopher MorlockAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Reminder again that the President of the United States has no idea what a trade deficit is — a concept taught in high school econ. He thinks that if the US buys $500 of goods and services from Canada, and Canada buys $400 of goods and services from the US, we have “lost” $100. 1101525395
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your annual reminder that Mastodon is a thing. 010
Reposted by Christopher MorlockDag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Martha Ann Alito is flying her USPS mailbox flag upside down right now. 0382
Reposted by Christopher MorlockRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026What a surprise to learn that a Russian oligarch close to Putin paid for Junior’s lavish wedding. Who could’ve expected it? 1258190895826
Reposted by Christopher Morlockdungeon crawler karl havoc @krampuslindholm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is how I learned that Jalen Hurts isn't bald 011
Reposted by Christopher MorlockRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Christian Mike Johnson defends his guy's comments describing women as "cum trophies." bsky.app/profile/atru... 46233121127
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If you need one last doomscroll to force you to log off for the day, this is the post for you. Good luck everyone. 010
Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The eyes have it 👀 @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org 071
Reposted by Christopher MorlockJohn Weldon @realjohnweldon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Is the first ever orange man advocating for United Ireland? 579469
Reposted by Christopher MorlockChrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It isn't quid pro quo because there's no way he's going to pay *after* he has gotten what he wanted. It's quid pro fell-for-it-again 23891129
Reposted by Christopher MorlockNorm Ornstein @normornstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Disgraceful beyond belief 1322362
Reposted by Christopher MorlockDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just further enshrining the canonical conservative belief that being called racist is worse than being racist. 502652465
Reposted by Christopher MorlockStaub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026what a curious day to put these on sale 91110413074
Reposted by Christopher MorlockRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The reason why they think their voters are this dumb and gullible is because they are. 2103173683503
Reposted by Christopher Morlockdigby @digby56.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And she just sat there like a faded welcome mat acting as if he'd answered the question. 87219
Reposted by Christopher MorlockSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 10/09/2026Me to the cop after getting pulled over driving 70mph on the sidewalk: "Sir, I'm just a rule-breaking out of the box driver. I'm surprised nobody has thought of this before." 23991121
Reposted by Christopher Morlockjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026tech guys already own everything they don’t get to rewrite history too 222926