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Christopher Morlock

@christophermorlock.bsky.social
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Novelist and poet. He, him, and your mom 😏 Signed books etc. here: bio.site/morlock

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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I look forward to seeing those inflatable bananas in a match vs. Plymouth Argyle
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Peter Thal Larsen @petertl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hard to devise a better metaphor for the past decade and a half of Premier League football than Man City winning while playing with an extra man.
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Milli Vanilli remain outstanding singers.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/10/2026
It’s cool, and not incredibly demoralizing, that the last ~25 years (? more?) have been an increasingly flagrant demonstration that The Rules, as we were brought up to understand them, just do not apply to a lot of people
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Gabe Burgess @gabeburgess.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cuantor
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just a relentlessly horrific story. It’s hard to adequately contextualize the moral desolation of this unfolding in the midst of a midterms against a ruling party helmed by inveterate rapists and rape apologists. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congres...
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. A Phoenix New Times exclusive.
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Anonymous @youranonjd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
After years of being told to fear Muslims, immigrants, and the "enemy within", look at who actually called for U.S. cities to be destroyed. The President of the United States. A white pedophile billionaire telling a foreign power to bomb U.S. cities. Sit with how fucking insane that sentence is.
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Cosáin Climate @cosaingalway.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Karma farmer.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Spooky unduca 🎃 -rw-r--r-- @unduca.satan.social · 30/09/2026
That's exactly something the Doctor would be fighting against in a episode.
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Baseball is excruciating.” - Scott Franzke
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bogie's Marlowe gets her to de-nerd herself (glasses off, hair down), which fits his character and the times but I disagree. She's plenty foxy as is 😍
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Republican says taxes are profits that the government makes.
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A Madhouse Planet Of The Apes
ALT: A Madhouse Planet Of The Apes
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I miss it. Except the saving/loading on cassettes!
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That was me on the left. I still have my copy of Mapping the Atari, A Compute! Books publication 😅
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the kind of take Rob Sheffield made for RS back in the day, except he'd load it with endless movie quotes and cultural references.
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Chuck the Vampire Slayer 🧛🏻 @sazeracla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve been a DJ for over 30 years & music collector for over 55 years. I consider myself well-versed in forms of music from around the world, with over 10,000 records in my collection. I have never heard of a song called “Choosin’ Texas,“ and when you say Langley, I think “That’s where the CIA is.“
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun for the whole family.
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In 1999 I hit the town (Los Angeles) with Jimmy Pop of the Bloodhound Gang. Barry Sobel was also there. I'd never heard of him hitherto. He spent the entire night listing his credits and trying to prove to me, via jokes, that he was a professional comedian. I still dispute it. I didn't laugh once.
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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No Im Not Trump Weird Horse - Peter Sellers
Alt: Slim Pickens hootin' and hollerin' as he rides the bomb in DR. STRANGELOVE.
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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Huh.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
President Trump proposes the world’s first memorial arch that can also kill you.
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re hearing it in your head too now
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Shannon E French @sefrench.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey, Oz, I’ll give you a number you’ll never forget. Zero. That’s the number of people who want to work longer and harder and later in their lives just to make assholes like you richer.
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
every time
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Second look for us gray beards who read Donald F. Glut’s Empire novelization and kept saying “Stop it, man, Yoda ain’t blue!”
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Logic Thinker @logicthinker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PSA: do not take medical advice from anyone without a medical degree, let alone from a blithering idiot.
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 18/09/2026
Carrie Fisher to Peter Weller that night in 1980:
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Robocop: Dead or Alive, You're Coming With Me
Alt: Robocop: Dead or Alive, You're Coming With Me
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christian @speederaserhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Gerrit Graham - who was, among many things, star of one of the lowkey scariest stunts I’ve ever seen in my life
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Pedro @pedrosaurus.com · 18/09/2026
That's a Buster Keaton award if there ever was one
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Metroid's end game screens:
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Anastacya @anastacya.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What an asshole. Just a hateful, blatantly corrupt prick.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Reminder again that the President of the United States has no idea what a trade deficit is — a concept taught in high school econ. He thinks that if the US buys $500 of goods and services from Canada, and Canada buys $400 of goods and services from the US, we have “lost” $100.
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your annual reminder that Mastodon is a thing.
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Martha Ann Alito is flying her USPS mailbox flag upside down right now.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What a surprise to learn that a Russian oligarch close to Putin paid for Junior’s lavish wedding. Who could’ve expected it?
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dungeon crawler karl havoc @krampuslindholm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is how I learned that Jalen Hurts isn't bald
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Christian Mike Johnson defends his guy's comments describing women as "cum trophies." bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you need one last doomscroll to force you to log off for the day, this is the post for you. Good luck everyone.
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Christopher Morlock @christophermorlock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The eyes have it 👀 @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org
Two “hourly random image from some pop culture thing” bot accounts coincidentally posting eyeball images at the same time: Garth Marenghi holding an eye the size of a small dog wrapped in swaddling clothes and a Twin Peaks closeup of a widened eye 👀
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John Weldon @realjohnweldon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is the first ever orange man advocating for United Ireland?
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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It isn't quid pro quo because there's no way he's going to pay *after* he has gotten what he wanted. It's quid pro fell-for-it-again
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Norm Ornstein @normornstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Disgraceful beyond belief
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just further enshrining the canonical conservative belief that being called racist is worse than being racist.
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The reason why they think their voters are this dumb and gullible is because they are.
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digby @digby56.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And she just sat there like a faded welcome mat acting as if he'd answered the question.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 10/09/2026
Me to the cop after getting pulled over driving 70mph on the sidewalk: "Sir, I'm just a rule-breaking out of the box driver. I'm surprised nobody has thought of this before."
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026
tech guys already own everything they don’t get to rewrite history too
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