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you can't post jokes anymore because of Woke

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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 14h
when I went to Cornell, they put up huge fences all around the big bridge over the gorge in the middle of campus. because people kept jumping off. and that's all I have to say about that.
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
she is now hiding replies that call her out for the obvious lying. do they teach you that in journalism school now?
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is the weirdest and probably the worst take I've ever seen on this site. absolutely insane
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't believe the Atlantic proudly publishes such garbage journalism. when you get the basic facts this wrong it has to be intentional
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
quinshon junkins?
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Between the Christianity of this land and the Christianity of Christ, I recognize the widest possible difference.” — Frederick Douglass bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
giants should've traded for case keenum
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
remi wolf >>>
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
inviting maggie haberman to your journalism festival is like having an AI music festival. like yeah it's kind of journalism-adjacent but not exactly the real thing.
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
possibly the 2 fakest industry plants in history lol
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
he hit that HARD H lol
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#gouche
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh my god I found one
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
jalen royals hive?
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
IT'S JACK STRAND TIME BABY
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this fuckin sucks man. you shouldn't be able to advertise for gambling period
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we're gonna need re-education camps for all these AI dumbasses who can't tie their shoes without asking chatgpt
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the "killer app" for AI is "email, it's exactly the same except now it costs money" 😂😂😂
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't believe there are actually people like this. "without this miracle technology I would never be able to shit out worthless chatbots"
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
holy shit I knew Shor was a dumbfuck but this is...uh. even if he believes it, why would you admit that?? "I would rather be boiled alive than maybe have to see Asian people"
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
jasmine crockett is basically Ava from abbott elementary
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/09/2026
"As controversy spreads and the country collectively holds its breath to see if Mr. Thrift Shop has Mackled his last More, I find myself asking the question that is surely on everyone's mind: Where the hell is Ryan Lewis?" buff.ly/busFvRn
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Ryan Lewis’s Silence on the Macklemore Situation Is Deafening
“As controversy spreads and the country collectively holds its breath to see if Mr. Thrift Shop has Mackled his last More, I find myself asking the question ...
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
yeah this guy's a Nazi who wants to feel better about himself
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this man, it seems, has devoted his entire life to claiming that a massive historical racist is not, actually, racist. sure seems like something a racist would do!
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HP Lovecraft was a huge racist, but lots of other people are also racists, so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is probably the worst thread I've seen in the history of this site. factually wrong, arrogant, preening, overconfident. this person is definitely a racist lol
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
tyrone tracy is never seeing the field again
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stefon Diggs makes the TD catch then gets flagged for leaping onto the upright pad
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you can't even fuck the goalpost anymore because of Woke
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it just boggles my mind that people can speak so definitively about a subject they have absolutely zero understanding of whatsoever
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this person does not have a grasp on reality
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Project Salt Box @projectsaltbox.com · 10/09/2026
Hasbro on DHS’ use of Optimus Prime in their deportation slop.
Alt text: Screenshot of an Instagram post from the verified account "hasbro." The post is a dark gray graphic with white text reading: "Optimus Prime is a beloved character who represents humility, leadership, compassion and justice. Hasbro is aware of the recent posts using his likeness. These posts were done without permission and do not represent the Transformers brand or Hasbro." A Hasbro logo is centered below the text.
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
why is elle duncan dressed like....that
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
is it Jack Strand Time
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
look at the QRTs, people are absolutely LIVID that nintendo is having a sale. absolutely losing their minds with rage because some games are 30% off. get a fucking grip
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
she sauce my blues til I hog
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Drew Lock is in for the Giants so time for bsky to get the Put On video
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
remember when mitch mcconnell died. that was pretty funny
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this looks soooooo bad lmao it looks like a fake mockup a kid made in five minutes
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 07/09/2026
BREAKING: Multiple sources tell The Rooster that Dr. Amy Acton’s attacker is Patrick Havas, the brother of Andrew Havas, the pedophile lobbyist who resigned in disgrace from the Husted campaign in July.
patrick havas handcuffed on a bench next to weaponsAndrew Havas resigns from Husted campaign
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spud the bulldog is crowned the fastest dog in Minnesota at Canterbury Park, crossed the line face down in a photo finish (via Canterbury Park)
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Brutus @itsillegaltobemean.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
a journalist might say something like "factually, this is not even close to AGI." but unfortunately we only have stenographers now.
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