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Christine Plummer

@christineplumm.bsky.social
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Grumpy woman born in Dartford, Kent. Live in Bexley. Married mother of 2. Grandmother of 1. Fan of Bottom, The Young Ones and Blackadder.

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Alison Stenning @alisonstenning.bsky.social · 5h
"Rita Ora has the Lidl Plus App" "Stacey Solomon gives Joe a sticker for helping with the dishes" "Alesha Dixon made bairns cry at the Hoppings" "Jessie J doesn't donate 10p to charity at the checkout" "Lorraine Kelly is barred from Wetherspoons for stealing cutlery"
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Community urged to report bizarre celeb-obsessed graffiti artist to police
Bizarre graffiti about a range of celebrities has been daubed across the Newcastle suburb
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I Am Incorrigible @imincorrigible.bsky.social · 10h
Simon Clarke MP was born on 28 September 1984. That's all you need to know. #r4today
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 12h
Called my younger child a drama llama (first time she’d ever heard the phrase) and she said “no YOU’RE the drama llama” (obviously because I’m an amazing parent who has taught her the subtle art of the devastating comeback) my reply: “no, I’m the facts giraffe” She looked at me in horror
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 8h
"Metal detecting is the closest you can get to time travel." The first episode of 'Detectorists' aired on this day in 2014.
The image of Calvin and Hobbes strolling carefree across a log bridge, above a tiny waterfall, with their arms outstretched. Hobbes is now Andy and Calvin is now Lance (Detectorists).
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 6h
I’m seriously worried about Lee Anderson MP. It’s been over 3 weeks since he has filmed himself fingering his meaty flaps. Has he: -Died? -Converted to Islam? -Turned vegan? -Had one of those stomach bugs that leads to what Dean our paperboy calls the “sharts?” -Lost his false teeth?🤔
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 13h
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Remembering Rik @rememberingrik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP Dame Esther Rantzen 🍸 #EstherRantzen #Bottom #RikMayall #AdrianEdmondson #RememberingRik
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22h
image16 (FB_IMG_1790726164760.jpg): A minimalist vector illustration showing two women engaging in an elaborate, acrobatic team effort to hover above a toilet bowl without touching the seat: one stands holding the other's hands while the second woman braces her feet against the first woman's hips. Bottom caption reads: "Why girls use the bathroom in pairs."
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chris Dixon posted this on LI and I had to share it here. It’s just too good, the @jonronson.bsky.social twist is superb…
The image shows a film poster “The men who stare at Boats” featuring, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, Danny Tommo, Ruper Lowe and Angry Balaclava man.
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Adrian Edmondson @adrianedmondson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Second series of us larking about starting tonight at 7. (Then you can turn over and watch Traitors, obviously)
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Remembering Rik @rememberingrik.bsky.social · 22h
It’s that time of year again! Time to dust off the cattle prod 🎃🕸️👻👹🍌🤣 #RememberingRik #RikMayall #Halloween #Bottom #Terror
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's 2026. And this is happening in Tennessee. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Tennessee woman on death row taken to hospital after surviving two lethal injections
Christa Pike, sentenced to death over 1995 murder, was heard snoring 40 minutes after lethal doses administered, witnesses said
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
F - full of snot L - lurgytastic U - u can't get out of bed
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 01/10/2026
Happy 91st birthday to the legendary Julie Andrews.
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Larry Hochman @larryhochman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hmmmmm…
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Bad news, everyone - Brexit has apparently caused the entire United Kingdom to detach from Europe and drift several thousand miles west. We are now slowly approaching Newfoundland. Can someone please let Eurostar now there might be some issues.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mind-boggling, indeed.
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Christine Plummer @christineplumm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’ll make a film about Christa Pike, won’t they.
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Stephen Blakeman 🇺🇦 @marhug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does it get anymore screwed up than this?! Two failed attempts to execute her and now she’s in hospital on life saving drugs. Presumably they want to save her so they can try to execute her again 🤷‍♂️ It’s a good metaphor for the state of America right now. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike survives execution attempt after two injections
Her lawyer says she is being given "life-saving measures" in hospital after two syringes of pentobarbital.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You deserve a little escape from predictability, BlueSkyers… Here’s Vincent Price explaining how to cook rice and other essentials in his cookery show… You knew he had a cookery show, right? youtu.be/ZqZcKgheYAs?...
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Cooking Price Wise S01E05 Vincent Price Cooking Show
YouTube video by Why I Am Who I Am
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 01/10/2026
Thursday
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oops! #BookSky
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SomersetWhovian 💙 🇺🇦 @clairecopperman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💔 So sad she didn't get the pain-free death she wanted and campaigned for. She did so much for others. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Esther Rantzen, TV presenter and Childline founder, dies aged 86
Rantzen announced lung cancer diagnosis in 2023 and became a vocal assisted dying campaigner
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 30/09/2026
Oh, I am really sad about this - I knew Esther well in the 80s, when she was at the height of her considerable powers. An absolute force of nature and a good human being. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cq...
bbc.co.uk
Dame Esther Rantzen dies aged 86
Her family paid tribute to her in a statement calling her the "most wonderful mother" and a "cherished grandmother".
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Tap, tap, tap at the window. Bloody AI Greta Garbo, trying to sell me ball bearings.”
Pete and Dud.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fair enough…. #BookSky
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Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City’s top lawyer mounting a robust defence and providing a full explanation to each of the charges from the Premier League. #ManCity #PremierLeague
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hugh Sykes @hughsykes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone on the radio just now from the Labour conference in Liverpool referred to 'our care service'. There is no care service. There's a care b u s i n e s s, and a very limited one.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think this might be my favorite photo in my collection. It's the one I picture being on the cover of a book if I ever make one someday. The light, her face, the way she's supporting the kitten so lovingly. ❤️ No date/info.
black and white photo of a light skinned woman with curly hair wearing a plaid dress, sitting with sunlight coming in from the left. She is holding up a shorthaired tabby kitten.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.
There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it. A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE IS SICKENING......
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every bit of this 👇
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 29/09/2026
The rush to speculate that asylum seekers are responsible for every crime in the news is a sort of opportunistic informational terrorism. Until it’s disproved it stokes fear and hatred. When it is disproved there are no adverse consequences and they know that they only have to be lucky once.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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P. G. Woodlouse @pewtertankard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also, and huge comms failure, this could well be presented as good for pensioners. Am of an age where I have to plan out when I can retire and how far my pension will last. The spectre of "you might need an insane amount of cash late in life to pay for care" is one I'd gladly see the back of.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surely it is time for the authorities to take this Fairford terrorism case out of the hands of the police & pass it over to Nigel Farage, Richard Tice & Isabel Oakeshott etc. These people have the expertise & skills to have this all solved & explained to the public by tonight.👍
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why women choose the 🐻
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