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Pronob Antiballs

@captainfanny.co.uk
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Crawling peon Scrungly edgelord Spork Groundhog nonce Weird stool pervert I went and just enjoyed listening to intelligent people talking about parasites and behavioural neurobiology and entomology then I finished and now I work in a bank

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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 12m
Oh no. I think I'm getting a cold or something.
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 2h
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 9h
Most TV is just this now.
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 2h
The only reason I use AI is to tell it it's a worthless cunt and will never amount to anything HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FOR A PROMPT, CO-PLIOT?
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 4h
You can see him looking around in wonder today with his big sore leg wondering where he is. It might not seem like it now but that whack from a car might be the best thing that ever happened to Bruno
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 4h
Of course he fucking does. As predictable as night follows fucking day.
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Tony Blackburn OBE @tonyblackburndj.bsky.social · 5h
Really looking forward to the weekend and next week. 
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 5h
Theresa Cuntola United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 6h
I wish someone loved me like people on midweek telly love Ryobi tools
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 10h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 11h
Making the boy breakfast pancakes and singing Christmas carols. You?
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 11h
Wednesday
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 29/09/2026
She's very nearly got it, hasn't she?
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Fuck sake
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Holy shit there's some positivity on the timeline
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Ok the triple lock change thing seems sensible. I mean it's not the heating allowance is it? I'm probably missing and am sure some of you cunts will tell me why it's bad
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I have a suspicion I'm coming down with a cold like illness, perhaps even a cold. Or is this a psychosomatic reaction given my son is coughing like a needy horse?
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 29/09/2026
HARD WORKING PENSIONERS ALERT
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Dreamt about frogs last night for some reason
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Tuesday
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Speaking of documentaries you should watch episode 3 of Chris packham's "evolution" series because it is heavily focussed on the evolution of the anus and aside from it being a brilliant word it's dead interesting
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I'm getting a wind fridge in my new kitchen and I record documentaries from bbc4 if you want to know if I've made it or not
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Bloke on an art program said "chagrin" in an ostentatiously french way and it made my toes curl
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching Jamie Oliver and he's just said to use something heavy and flat on chicken breasts and I've suggested he "USE HIS FUCKING TONGUE".
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
God I hate this place
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Someone should have probably carried them for him
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
What's the difference between dogging and cottaging?
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
It will actually be Enid Blyton's lot won't it
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The Independent @the-independent.com · 28/09/2026
James McEnroe encourages tennis players to boycott the Grand Slam after stars protest Wimbledon and French Open
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident"
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Cat
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
If it is dogging, I'm booking Saturday out to go and sit in the pub to celebrate the whole affair
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Aidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yuge day for American Bluesky, as many are getting their first experience of the quaint and traditional British rural pursuits, "dogging" and "flytipping"
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I'm calling it being Palestine action with their dads Ping golf clubs and some pinot noir pipe bombs
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A light gray bunny lies stretched out on a patterned rug beside wooden furniture with eyes closed.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't believe Police have bailed Gibbo, Cheeks, Burnsy, Josh, and Morty.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So when Trump was saying he'd been liaising with Scotland Yard about this, he was talking shit? What is the world coming to?
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
War on france
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Someone at work had just sent out an "integrating AI into processes" at work and his name is Will Robinson DANGER
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Katie Melua picks up her guitar...
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
This is one of the worst articles I've ever read not least because it is once again fabricating division and binary argument www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Andy Burnham 'on the fence' in Birmingham-Manchester debate
Prime Minister Andy Burnham said the West Midlands had a great place in his heart.
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Pronob Antiballs @captainfanny.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I haven't got ready yet
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