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Chris Elion

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Software engineer at a climate tech startup. Dog-dad to Eleanor the rescue mutt. SF, CA

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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Queens of the Stone Age - Going Out West (Tom Waits cover) youtu.be/EI06Sc9paF0?...
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Queens of the Stone Age - Goin' Out West (Tom Waits Cover)
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Akallabêth 🇺🇦 @akallabeth24.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#truth #starwars
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Darmok from Star Trek TNG
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Proofs of finite-time blowup for the Navier-Stokes equations
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Baldur Bjarnason @baldurbjarnason.com · 10/09/2026
“I Don’t Want to Interact With Stochastic Parrots” ploum.net/2026-09-09-ai_policy.html > My AI policy is "I don’t want any kind of interaction with that thing." And this should be all you need to know. This.
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I Don’t Want to Interact With Stochastic Parrots
I Don’t Want to Interact With Stochastic Parrots par Ploum - Lionel Dricot.
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Sterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing!
Alt: Sterling Archer: Hey! Phrasing!
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
As soon as you say "here's how AI fits into my process and how it doesn't" you might as well be a stack of cardboard by the curb re the attention you're going to get from me.
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Max Nichols @maxnichols.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
“I’m smart enough to breath asbestos dust without getting sick” “I’m experienced enough to eat off of a lead plate and be fine.” “I’m senior enough to use the chatbot without getting billionaire derangement syndrome”
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Monsters
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"I'm, like, angry at numbers" "Yeah, there's like, too many of them, and stuff"
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numbers suck
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 21/07/2026
Writer friends, if you run your own Wordpress, please check if you are affected and take action URGENTLY, this is a very, very bad bug which is likely to start being exploited at scale within the next few days. RTs appreciated slcyber.io/research-cen...
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wp2shell: Pre Authentication RCE in WordPress Core › Searchlight Cyber
Critical issue discovered in WordPress Core affecting the majority of WordPress-built sites. The zero-day is a pre-authentication Remote Code Execution (RCE) that can be used by attackers to run malic...
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 12/07/2026
This is the first thing I saw waking up today 🤣🤣 This is gonna be a good week!
The Grim Reaper at a claw machine: Mitch, you're mine this time. Oh WTF Lindsey Graham awesome!
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“And did you know, the hole’s only natural enemy is the pile?”
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Frinkiac
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/06/2026
Bon Iver: Perhaps the most accurate term to apply to your situation is “seriously injured and lost in the woods.”
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What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
The War on Drugs You make your own paella and take super long naps on Saturday. Like over two hours, consistently. You prefer the smallest possible hardware ...
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Shannon Vallor @shannonvallor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Reading this thread I simply cannot fathom the speed with which some scholars *resign* their vocation the moment the option to defer to AI arises. I fought many years for the privilege to write and teach. Even if AI *could* do my job (it can’t) they will have to pry it from my cold dead hands
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SFGATE @sfgate.com · 09/06/2026
"We didn't wait for the breweries … we went and got it."
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How David Keene and a Honda hatchback changed American craft beer forever
"We didn't wait for the breweries … we went and got it."
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Goodhart’s Corollary: When a measure becomes a target, the Jets will use it to help them draft.
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Ky @ky.fyi · 24/04/2026
I wrote about why I quit my job, and how weird and tiring tech feels these days.
ky.fyi
Do I belong in tech anymore?
On quitting, the spread of AI, and the loss of an ideal.
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Texas Chainsaw Writing Workshop @kellylink.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
New awareness campaign
A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: 
Using Generative AI?
You’re prompting with Hitler!
GenAI is a Fascist Project!
Try using your brain instead
Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sunny Moraine @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Something else about the halftime show: As I said, especially as a 41 year old white person who barely speaks any Spanish (much to the shame of my extremely fluent mother), this was not For Me—and I was fine with that But also I got this strong vibe of “if you want to party with us you are welcome”
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 09/02/2026
freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football
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California Faculty Association @cfaunited.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The CSU/OpenAI contract is set to expire June 30, 2026. Sign this petition: actionnetwork.org/petitions/cancel-… for the CSU NOT to renew the contract and to use the savings to protect jobs at CSU campuses facing layoffs.
Bold text reading 'CANCEL CHATGPT EDU.' with a red banner stating 'INVEST IN HUMANS' over a dark board background.
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Hauke Thiessen @haukethiessen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I already released the energy saving plugin for Unreal a few weeks ago, and really wanted to give some info on how it works and the motivation behind it, so here's a new blog post: haukethiessen.com/introducing-... #gamedev #Unreal
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Craig Finn of the Hold Steady gesticulating and singing
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
... and you can get better results with a second-hand Mac.
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Queens of the Stone Age, at Davies Symphony Hall in San Francisco
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 07/11/2025
KOKO: Chatgpt, good chatgpt, vibe code app ME: No Koko the app doesn't work, it won't function KOKO: Gorilla code, gorilla engineer ME: Koko the app doesn't even load on mobile KOKO: jealousy cynic
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Ty Segall at the Regency Ballroom
Ty Segall and his band playing on a stage. Ty is mid-headbang.
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Kendra Albert @kendraserra.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Very glad to see that someone is doing the important work of aligning AI alignment. alignmentalignment.ai
alignmentalignment.ai
Center for the Alignment of AI Alignment Centers
We align the aligners
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 27/08/2025
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
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I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
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Eric Bailey @ericwbailey.website · 27/08/2025
This was pushed out with a rushed security review, a coerced and unwilling engineering team, and in full opposition to our supposed company values. If you don't want it, tell them. Social media and support forums. Leadership won't listen to employees. github.blog/changelog/20...
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Grok Code Fast 1 is rolling out in public preview for GitHub Copilot - GitHub Changelog
Grok Code Fast 1 will be available as an opt-in public preview for GitHub Copilot Pro, Pro+, Business, and Enterprise plans in Visual Studio Code. Rollout will be gradual —…
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The fact that the thing we're calling artificial intelligence *can't do math* and yet we're jamming it into programs that successfully *have done math* for decades, then warning people against using the AI to do math, seems like an excellent summary of where we are.
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 06/08/2025
Speaking of which, I encourage you all to read @rawsignal.ca's newsletter today: www.rawsignal.ca/newsletter-a... "[Eric Schmidt thinks] automating away the humans is righteous b/c it will reduce dependence on entitled employees, and produce appropriate level of fear/obedience in ones who remain."
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None of this is real and it doesn't matter - Raw Signal Group
The difference between the theater of work and actual work.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all
Joseph Finder ~ • Follow
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It's the 250th anniversary of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. A local TV station mapped the route out with nods to past and present Boston-area landmarks, including all seven Dunkin' Donuts a modern-day Paul Revere could stop at:
https://www.nocboston.com/news/local/paul-revere-midnight-ride-boston-today/3685215/
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Kee Hinckley @nazgul.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 06/04/2025
Now there's a protest sign you don't see often.
Person holding a cardboard sign which reads "Hand off working COBOL code"
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
The whole thread is good advice for GDC, but this is the most important part.
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
@niedermeyer.online - I spotted two of these in Lower Haight, San Francisco today.
A flyer placed on the windshield of a black Tesla. The flyer reads:

SELL YOUR SWASTICAR
DON’T BE CARPLICIT

The “t” in “Swasticar” is the Tesla logo. In the middle of the flyer is the picture of Elon Musk  performing a Nazi salute.
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Emily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Had a productive and emotional therapy session about my sense of failure for still having never really made something of my own and then got off the call and proceeded to make a list of menu items I would serve at a Talking Heads themed fast casual salad concept
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Laura “y’all’d’ve is grammatically correct” Stone @stoneyboboney.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Welp. Apple snuck something dirty in our phones last night. Settings > Apps > (pick an app) > Siri > Learn From this App TOGGLE OFF. You have to go through each app. My garage app, my BANKING APPS, others had that turned on automatically. 😡
Screenshot of a phone setting highlighting the “learn from this app” invasion of privacy, courtesy of Siri, toggled on. The app is a password manager, which is concerning.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I've been told you're interested in watching Aaron Rodgers get sacked in his own end zone.
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Chris Elion @chriselion.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
If you like Christmas songs, but wish more of them were to the tune of “Piano Man”, Titus Andronicus has you covered: youtu.be/0Gy6WyZQBtI?...
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Titus Andronicus - "Drummer Boy" (Official Lyric Video with Fireplace for the Home)
YouTube video by Titus Andronicus
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 18/12/2024
I'm about to rebrand all my cron jobs to AI agents and raise a $100,000,000 seed round.
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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 04/12/2024
It is professionally disqualifying as a researcher, journalist, or pundit to use a LLM as a source for a fact
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/11/2024
The arc of the moral universe is out of ideas. The arc of the moral universe is being talked over by your worst uncle. The arc of the moral universe called in sick today. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/upd...
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Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
“The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.” — Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. - - -The arc of the moral universe is feeling ...
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 08/11/2024
if you hear someone say “your body, my choice”, you’re legally allowed to punch them in the face. after all: your body, my choice. i don’t make the rules.
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