Reposted by Chripes 🏳️⚧️

Whenever a machine or an app or a site addresses me as if it's a friendly little guy, I get irrationally irritated, lol.
It's a tool! Imagine turning on your stove and instead of just heating up, it goes, "Good morning, buddy! What are we cooking?" Get that Peewee's Playhouse shit outta here, man.