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@chr.bsky.social
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android developer, meme connoisseur, bsky n̶o̶o̶b̶ elder

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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the sleepytime tea bear, fast asleep
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
meanwhile the US is imploding, we have our own national tragedies here too
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
fearmongering cheesemongering
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
🇺🇸 - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN BORN IN THE USA WHO IS UNABLE TO LEAVE IN ANY PRACTICAL WAY ,,,,, "
THIS IS THE U.S.A - COPS KILL US NO PUNISHMENT, WE PICK OUR PRESIDENTS FRM A PRE APPROVED LIST OF 2 PEOPLE, VEGETABLES SUCK, WE LOVE OUR BILLIONAIRES, RENT GOE'S UP AGAIN, BUY NOW PAY LATER AMBULANCE, WE PICK YOUR PRESDENT TOO, DONT LIKE IT? ME EITHER, THE ONLY WAY YOUR ALLOWED TO LEAVE IS IF YOUR RICH OR THEY SEND YOU TO PRISON IN EL SALVADOR - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NEW YAWK
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 28/05/2026
Breaking News from @theathletic.com: Claude Lemieux, a four-time Stanley Cup champion and one of the fiercest playoff performers in NHL history, has died. He was 60. nyti.ms/49oe8g7
Claude Lemieux carrying the torch into Bell Centre and firing up the home crowd. Headline: Claude Lemieux 4-Time Stanley Cup Winner
Dies At 60
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Neurotica @schwarzgerat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
slop is something that takes more human effort to consume than it took to produce. When my coworker sends me raw Gemini output he’s not expressing his freedom to create, he’s disrespecting the value of my time
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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OrcGirlBoss @orc.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
remembered a good tweet
Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Toronto is so back
A printout out of a page saying "You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" On the back of a road sign.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
media.tenor.com
some of you may die but it 's a sacrifice i am willing to make ..
ALT: some of you may die but it 's a sacrifice i am willing to make ..
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Toronto Star @thestar.com · 21/02/2026
#Breaking: Canada beats Great Britain to win gold in men's curling
thestar.com
Winter Olympics 2026 live: Canada defeats Britain to take men’s curling gold; Homan wins bronze; Canada’s Blondin takes mass start silver
Our live coverage has everything you need to know about Team Canada and the biggest stories at the Milan Cortina Olympics.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/01/2026
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice theonion.com/letter-to-congress
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
Share This Editorial
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Scene from Arrested Development:

"WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE?"

"NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEMSELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT..."

"...BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US."
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We had a good run
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
new year same me
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 07/12/2025
I've seen this complexion before
Brown-faced trumpKramer from Seinfeld as a turkey
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
finally the kind of hard-hitting journalism I pay the nyt for
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Troy Goodfellow @troyg.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Ben Steiner @bensteiner00.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
So close. Centimetres.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Another inning has hit the Dodgers Stadium
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mike tigas @mike.tig.as · 28/10/2025
oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
screenshot of a Justin Klugh tweet from October 28, 2015:

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
if you recognize this it's time for a stretch break
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Everyone complains about the Discover feed here but the algorithms at Google, a trillion dollar company, think I would be interested in a 6.0 earthquake 5 days ago in New Zealand
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"Maybe you would feel better about your city if you relaxed a bit and smiled more" is an all timer
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rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
fuck
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Holy shit, New York! Here’s the full view. #NoKings #50501Movement
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
tag yourself im Rëvoltive
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
ah yes, the American Space Program, catapulted by the definitely American-born aerospace engineer, Wernher von Braun
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I *really* need to move off the Eclipse (macOS) keymap in IntelliJ
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
theonion.com/de-blasio-we...
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De Blasio: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn’t Suck Shit, Huh?’
NEW YORK—Clucking his tongue with mock disappointment, Bill De Blasio announced to New Yorkers that “It’s not so easy to find a mayor that doesn’t suck shit after all, huh?” during a press conference ...
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Lindsey Graham would still spin this as a win for the military
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
The press conference announcing the death of Osama Bin Laden was filmed by a cameraman wearing an Alex Ovechkin jersey, the press conference was right after an overtime Caps playoff game
Behind the scenes footage of a cameraman in an Alex Ovechkin Washington Capitals filming President Barack Obama's address announcing the NAVY SEAL killing of Osama Bin Laden, May 1, 2011
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It's really hard to overstate how hugely favored conservatives were up until two months ago. Here's the graph of Canadian polling between March 2023 and March 2025. (Reminder: blue is conservative.) Those are months and months of 20+ point leads for Tories.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
*slaps roof of weekend* this baby can hold so many errands you should probably be running
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Thank you. We're strongest when we are united.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
supergenius elon sitting at his empty unthemed terminal, cackling as he runs ``` find / -name *gay* -delete ```
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Our latest: Vandal Strikes Trump National Golf Club in Virginia, Rebrands It “Fat Nixon”
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Vandal Strikes Trump National Golf Club in Virginia, Rebrands It “Fat Nixon”
Trump has long been dubbed “Fat Nixon”
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 03/03/2025
“[2 wins for ‘Anora’], I guess Americans are excited to finally see someone stand up to a powerful Russian.” — Conan O’Brien during the #Oscars
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 27/02/2025
10 years ago today, a dress was posted on Tumblr. It was later confirmed to be Black and Blue.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
it'll take a bit of getting used to, but good god this man was MADE for ferrari
Lewis Hamilton's yellow 44 helmet in a Ferrari F1 car
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