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christian 🇨🇦

@chr.bsky.social
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android developer, meme connoisseur, bsky n̶o̶o̶b̶ elder

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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the sleepytime tea bear, fast asleep
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
is this what I think it is-
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can I get uhh 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pasta, 55 peppers, and 155 taters
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
meanwhile the US is imploding, we have our own national tragedies here too
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
fearmongering cheesemongering
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
seems pretty par for the course for this administration
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I remember this post from aaaages ago, I implemented this as one of like my first open source projects 😅
github.com
GitHub - christiandeange/NumberView: A "simple" number tweener
A "simple" number tweener. Contribute to christiandeange/NumberView development by creating an account on GitHub.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
🇺🇸 - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN BORN IN THE USA WHO IS UNABLE TO LEAVE IN ANY PRACTICAL WAY ,,,,, "
THIS IS THE U.S.A - COPS KILL US NO PUNISHMENT, WE PICK OUR PRESIDENTS FRM A PRE APPROVED LIST OF 2 PEOPLE, VEGETABLES SUCK, WE LOVE OUR BILLIONAIRES, RENT GOE'S UP AGAIN, BUY NOW PAY LATER AMBULANCE, WE PICK YOUR PRESDENT TOO, DONT LIKE IT? ME EITHER, THE ONLY WAY YOUR ALLOWED TO LEAVE IS IF YOUR RICH OR THEY SEND YOU TO PRISON IN EL SALVADOR - dashare.zone ADMIN
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
guess which option they're gonna take
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Enforcement for file counts is crazy because there's like 9 signature and checksum files per actual asset So unless I'm missing something the effective file count limit is only like 100 per month if you're signing everything
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NEW YAWK
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
having had a mayor that smoked crack, the joke wears off fast
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
whatever, s/deterministic/consistent/ you know what I mean
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Google has never been deterministic, the world is messy and complicated.
washingtonpost.com
Google redraws the borders on maps depending on who’s looking
How Google, Apple and others are showing a shifting global landscape.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Skill issue
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 28/05/2026
Breaking News from @theathletic.com: Claude Lemieux, a four-time Stanley Cup champion and one of the fiercest playoff performers in NHL history, has died. He was 60. nyti.ms/49oe8g7
Claude Lemieux carrying the torch into Bell Centre and firing up the home crowd. Headline: Claude Lemieux 4-Time Stanley Cup Winner
Dies At 60
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Neurotica @schwarzgerat.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
slop is something that takes more human effort to consume than it took to produce. When my coworker sends me raw Gemini output he’s not expressing his freedom to create, he’s disrespecting the value of my time
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I don't board flights on experimental, non-human-rated aircraft 🤷‍♂️
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Sorry, there has been a lot of bad faith replies from earlier in this thread. I was maybe a bit harsh there.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It was the ascent stage that had issues. But hey, good to learn that now and not when there's people on top of it!
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Actually it handled re-entry fantastically, if you care about not being a chud and actually want to learn more: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starshi...
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Scene from Mad Men:
"I feel bad for you."
"I don't think about you at all."
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I wouldn't really say Challenger "landed" on the water, so I'm not sure what your point is.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Falcon 9 Block 5 has hundreds of successful flights and only a single in-flight loss. It's probably the most reliable space vehicle ever flown. Blowing up when you test is expected, and necessary! So that you know what NOT to do to avoid blowing up for the real thing!
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Yeah, those Boeing engineers snapping the wings off their planes to test their load limits are so stupid, right!? Why would they test the wings by breaking them on purpose??
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Falcon program has been a HUGE boon for American spaceflight. Elon Musk is a giant wanker. Both things can be true but don't let your (well-founded) hate for Elon cloud your judgement on space innovation!
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Also don't search for who made the Command Module and Lunar Modules for Apollo. Here's a hint — it wasn't NASA!
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Congress isn't going to give NASA the money, so I don't really know what the alternative here is.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You won't know the limits of hardware until you surpass them. Would you feel comfortable flying in a plane where the engineers DON'T know how much it can flex before snapping?
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
What do you think would happen if the Space Shuttle landed in water? It would immediately sink and kill the crew. Starship is also not meant to land on water, but it does for testing. The alternative is that it lands on land and maybe kills someone/wildlife. Which would you prefer?
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
In case you're being genuine, here's an actual list of the mission objectives and whether they were successful or not
en.wikipedia.org
Starship flight test 12 - Wikipedia
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
During a nominal flight, it would be touching down slowly like that on land, so it wouldn't tip over. It tips over in water. So yeah, it's meant to explode.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It landed right beside a drone buoy they sent out into the middle of the Indian Ocean. It landed exactly where they wanted it to so they could film it from a drone. I don't know how you could possibly do that "accidentally"
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
"Oh your NHTSA testing was successful? Then why is your car all crumpled?"
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm all for Elon hate but that's literally what they intended for it to do...they're testing how it handles re-entry, they're not trying to fly the same ship again. Being an ass when you're wrong just makes you look uneducated
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the other person who blocked them first:
static.klipy.com
Call An Ambulance But Not For Me Meme
ALT: Call An Ambulance But Not For Me Meme
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
remembered a good tweet
Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Has anything manned ever completed splashdown in Stable Two?
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
That doesn't really answer my question.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I don't understand where this argument is going. Bad actors are going to post gore and CSAM either way. Would you prefer... 1) an automated system filters it? 2) a human filters it (and simultaneously trains an automated system to get better)? 3) everyone on Bluesky sees it?
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Not only ethically correct but even as a matter of law:
theverge.com
Facebook will pay $52 million in settlement with moderators who developed PTSD on the job
Current and former moderators will all be paid a minimum of $1,000. Selena Scola filed the case in California.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Toronto is so back
A printout out of a page saying "You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" On the back of a road sign.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
media.tenor.com
some of you may die but it 's a sacrifice i am willing to make ..
ALT: some of you may die but it 's a sacrifice i am willing to make ..
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Toronto Star @thestar.com · 21/02/2026
#Breaking: Canada beats Great Britain to win gold in men's curling
thestar.com
Winter Olympics 2026 live: Canada defeats Britain to take men’s curling gold; Homan wins bronze; Canada’s Blondin takes mass start silver
Our live coverage has everything you need to know about Team Canada and the biggest stories at the Milan Cortina Olympics.
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christian 🇨🇦 @chr.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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