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Hank Tough (Turbo Dude)

@chprpipr.bsky.social
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You guys might not be following the internet the way I do. If I reposted it, I probably made a noise when I read it.

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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 06/06/2025
“big balls” is trending but apparently it has nothing to do with Paris sewers of the 1870s which is unfortunate
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Big balls were used to clear sewers of the 1870s
Yes, cleaning sewers in Paris literally required rolling giant spheres of wood and iron through the tunnel.
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
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It's really funny how America and the UK stopped investing in infrastructure in the 1980s because the free market will pave potholes and make the trains run on time and now literally nothing works and you cannot go anywhere or do anything but like 4 people are richer than God.
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Kurt Helin @basketballtalk.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Things I find funny today: Telling your Knicks fan friends that they should hire Doc Rivers.
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Josh Hilden @joshhilden.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
this is one of my favorite Star Wars video edits
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 16/05/2025
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Really confusing day for anyone who worked in a restaurant to realize that when we were told an item on the menu had been "86'ed" that meant the kitchen staff had assassinated it in cold blood.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
If this person sat next to you on a bus or train and started ranting about Bruce Springsteen in this way, you would get up and move to a different seat. In the United States, we have him the nuclear codes.
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WNBA @wnba.com · 16/05/2025
*tap tap* 🎤 is this thing on? The WNBA is officially on Bluesky! And what better day to kick things off. The 2025 season tips-off TONIGHT at 7:30pm/ET. Don't miss a second of the action ⬇️
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Hank Tough (Turbo Dude) @chprpipr.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
When you get a little too excited about the #NBAPlayoffs
Jimmy Butler appears to glance back at a couple who were passionately kissing at the Golden State Warriors vs Minnesota Timberwolves playoff basketball game.
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NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Draymond: “The agenda to keep trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I’m sick of it. Its ridiculous “ Also Draymond... 👇 (via HaterReport) #NBA
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
[Karoline Leavitt saying the Librarian of Congress was fired for having books in the library] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen *refreshes feed* [The mayor of Newark is being held at an unspecified facility] Wow that's the worst thing I've ever seen
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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I’ve always liked Cecily Strong it’ll be nice to see her for these last couple season 50 episodes
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dan favale @danfavale.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
donovan mitchell just dunked on pascal siakam, his ancestors, and all of his future family members
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J.A. Adande @jadande.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Buddy Hield earned $8 million of his $8.7 million salary in tonight’s game
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The James Harden Hall of Fame discussion is going to be one of the most unpleasant things in the history of sports internet debate
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John Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Loss Angeles
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
DAD POWER
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Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Happy 503 Day, Portland!! 🫶
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Matt Fulton @mattfulton.net · 03/05/2025
They know we are, and deserve, so much better than this, and wouldn’t excuse or ignore this stone-cold lunacy from anyone else. And yet, for reasons known only to them, they lack the will or courage to say so out loud. Forgive them, for they know what they do and must shame themselves anyway. 6/6
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Former heroin addict turned HGH guy with worms in his brain who plays around with roadkill and only drinks raw milk: Everyone else is stupid and, frankly, their teeth work too good.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Yup…
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
every shot a masterpiece
Jimmy Butler (front 3/4 view) talking to Dillon Brooks (back 3/4 view), mouth open with Brooks looking at JimmyJimmy Butler (profile) looking at Dillon Brooks (front), Brooks has head back and mouth open laughingJimmy with his hand up and thumb pointing at Dillon Brooks looking at referee Bill Kennedy who is in front of him while Brooks to the side is laughing at looking at JimmyJimmy Butler bent at the waist with hands on knees with his head tilted slightly toward Dillon Brooks who is leaning over talking to him in profile
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Do you worry that your Cybertruck doesn’t look stupid enough? We’ve got just the product for you!
A Cybertruck with a camper shell
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COURT$IDE KEV @kevindu.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
DAMIAN LILLARD FOREVER
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Hank Tough (Turbo Dude) @chprpipr.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .
Alt: Michael Scott, from the TV show The Office, grimaces in anguish.
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RipCity Joe @ripcitybasketball.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Will the Thrill, the People’s champion. Enjoy the retirement! www.blazersedge.com/2025/4/25/24...
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Will Barton Retires From Basketball
"The Thrill" is calling it a career after 13 professional seasons.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 27/04/2025
Aaron Gordon with a buzzer-beater dunk to win Game 4 for the Nuggets 😱
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
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John Schuhmann @johnschuhmann.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
In the time since the Pistons last won a playoff game, three teams - Boston, Miami & Golden State - won more than 100.
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bebe glazer @owlhix.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
One thing I’ll never know is if Kawhi Leonard likes playing basketball
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Howard Beck @howardbeck.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Steph Curry leads the league in shots that make me audibly laugh on my couch.
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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
pete hegseth's fantasy football commissioner:
Bob Odenkirk from the "I Think You Should Leave" diner sketch saying "This is good news, that airstrike went through."
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Laura Eek!! Hall @lauraehall.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Here’s a cool opportunity for PDX artists: All Classical Portland’s Access Recording Project will give studio/performance hall time + event management and audio production staff support to 3 creative projects, deadline is April 25 www.allclassical.org/access-recor...
Through the Access Recording Project, All Classical Radio aims to break down financial barriers to high-quality recording, rehearsal, and performance spaces and resources for artists and organizations. The project will provide 10 hours of no-cost rental time in All Classical Radio's new state-of-the-art recording studio and/or performance hall, including event management and audio production staff support. This opportunity is for artists, creatives, and arts organizations who may otherwise not have the financial, staffing, or technical resources to create, document, and share their work. All Classical Radio seeks to effect lasting positive change for artists, organizations, and community members at large through its Access Recording Project-expanding portfolios, building audiences, and elevating and launching careers.What are examples of projects? 
 
Examples of projects we aim to support could include: small chamber recording projects, rehearsal of a community choir or other creative ensemble, launch of a new podcast, small recital or theatre production of up to 75 audience members, video recording of dance performances or audition tapes, workshopping a new play, and more. Up to 3 projects will be selected through this pilot program of the Access Recording Project.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I try not to be pedantic but sometimes it’s very important to what’s being said
A Bluesky user remarking on the stern continence of the Lao Gan Ma grandmother on the jar meaning it’s good and me pointing out that it’s countenance because continence would imply she’s going to the bathroom in the chili crisp
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'm seeing grown-ass adults marvel at how high stocks jumped today - they must think their mom actually vanished when she played "peek-a-boo."
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 10/04/2025
Brand Trump: Toxic Uncertainty 🇺🇸🤷‍♂️
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA): "I'm writing to the White House to demand who knew in advance that the President was going to, once again, flip flop on tariffs. And are people cashing in? There is just all too much opportunity for people in the White House and the administration to be insider trading"
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Hank Tough (Turbo Dude) @chprpipr.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
47: Unplanned and Chaotic
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 04/04/2025
Stock market’s crashing, retirement savings are disappearing… and he’s out golfing.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
It's like a pandemic, but for your 401(k) plan.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white. by Stephen Miller
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
evergreen
Woman gazing out window at skyline, thinking “what a stupid time to be alive.”
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Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
1,000 Deni dimes ✨
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