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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sir, I’m asking you to step away from the Lathe and raise your hands
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
😤 bsky.app/profile/choa...
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Today's arbitrary, subjective ranking of Targaryen monarchs: 1. Jaehaerys I 2. Aegon V 3. Daeron II 4. Aegon I 5. Maekar I 6. Baelor I 7. Viserys II 8. Aerys I 9. Aegon III 10. Jaehaerys II 11. Viserys I 12. Maegor I 13. Aenys I 14. Daeron I 15. Aegon II/Rhaenyra 16. Aegon IV 17. Aerys II Discuss.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 24/07/2026
Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is actually false but I don't feel great making the correction.
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🎶 They say that there’s a secret plan That Trump will use to beat Iran But you don’t really buy that bullshit, do ya? It goes like this: the bombs, Hormuz, And Hegseth chugs his fill of booze Eventually the whole thing goes ka-bloo, yeah 🎶
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Get fucked, Temu Riefenstahl
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ne Cede Malis, Marathon Infinity. Incredible environmental storytelling with economy of detail.
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I just want to note that we actually have precedent for this: the covert exfiltration of nuclear material from Kazakhstan in 1994. This was not militarily contested, had the support of the Kazakh government, and took a month’s worth of 12-hour days to complete.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
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Kampf mit Kette @kampfmitkette.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
doing some thinking about religion in warhammer 40k for a thing i'm writing and i am struck by, despite being characterized as "space catholicism," the ecclesiarchy is like the most protestant form of catholicism there is
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
ayfkm
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Jack Brandes @jbrandes.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Using my community's fascist occupation as an opportunity to prosecute your online beefs from out of state is insane wrecker shit
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rainy jorbo ☔️ @bookenj.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
turns out you do need opsec when you’re just making shit up lol
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John Ganz @lioneltrolling.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
They're gonna call it Stancilgrad
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Will Stancil After Another
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.
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sam @samthielman.com · 17/01/2026
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Holy hell, what an obituary
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Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Slightly diminish a game: Blue Duke
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make him famous
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Moved into our first house!
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
if you are above the law's judgment you are beneath the law's protection
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Donald Trump, median voter
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
THAT'S RIGHT -- now that I know you've redeemed your strawman, it's obvious: * You're a "free man on the road," and don't NEED to register your car. * The government IS improperly charging so-called "income taxes" under admirality law. * ... and you don't have to pay child support, either!
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/11/2025
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Senate Democrats think this is the appropriate response because they begin every conflict with the assumption they will lose, and then ask “How can we end this as quickly as possible while creating the appearance of having tried to win so the base isn’t mad?”
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
at this point we have so much evidence for the proposition that “the electorate with trump on the ballot looks radically different from the electorate when he’s not on the ballot” that weighting to a trump year in a non-trump year is polling malpractice
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Webthing @webthing.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Image of an advertisement for sex work captioned:
“MY HUSBAND IS DEAD
I don’t want to remarry
I only want CUOMO
See my BALLOT
CLICK HERE”
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
coming over!
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/10/2025
also, what an image. the president demolishing a portion of a humble people’s house to make room for his royalist monstrosity
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
a small thing that i would like to be a part of the Second Reconstruction is changing the national anthem from the frankly kinda washed Star-Spangled Banner to The Battle Hymn Of The Republic
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Tabletop Battles @tabletopbattles.com · 17/10/2025
Ever wonder why 40k gets called Gothic? We dive deep, deep into Gothic literature and come up insane in our three part look at the Gothic in Warhammer.
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We Have Always Lived In the Imperial Palace: Gothic Fiction from the 18th Century to the 4001st, Part 1
Ever wonder why 40k gets called Gothic? We dive deep, deep into Gothic literature and come up insane in our three part look at the Gothic in Warhammer.
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Cassilda’s Song (Taylor’s Version)
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Drag Rat Survivor @dragratsurvivor.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Way better angles for y'all on this one.
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
it is astonishing. i always say “the median american swing voter is stupider then the stupidest person you’ve ever met,” but the reality is somehow even worse than that.
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
back when i was on facebook my in-laws used to post shit like this all the time. i am 100% positive some of them voted for milei.
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homerus heresy @choamchomsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
this post has been fact checked by Real Pharloom Patriots
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missourimtg.bsky.social @missourimtg.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
We are COOKED
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