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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
My nine year old: Are you cool? Me: I guess so, yeah 9 y o: You're a constipated, overrated, outright loser? and then he laughed for seven minutes
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Panel 1: A guy with tan skin, dark brown mostly down-pointing hair, and a big ahoge, is sitting on a bench at the park, near the edge of the bench. He's resting his hand on one knee, and his elbow on the other, and wears a white tank top. He says "I love writing characters, but HATE world-building"

Panel 2: A guy with light skin and orange hair sits on the other side of the park bench. He wears a teal sweatshirt and blue jeans, and has messy hair that flares out to the side, with 2 ahoges. He says "I love world-building, but I HATE writing characters"

Panel 3: The lighting turns sunbathed to paint an emotional scene and they turn their heads to look at each other across the bench. Rays of light beam down on them. It is a crisp day. Perhaps... they can shore up one another's weaknesses... perhaps this will lead to something more.

Panel 4: Just the text "they both proceeded to not finish their webcomics"
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Pfp/Owner 😼
A digital painting of a caucasian man with blue eyes and dark blonde hair and a dark blue shirt collarA photo of a caucasian man with a striped shirt sleeping in a chair while his white fluffy cat rests in his lap
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/05/2025
emma (@forestdruiddyke) on twitter: 
"oh boy i can't wait to eat my loaf of bread today!" 

the dastardly white mold:

[Image of a ridiculously floofy white rabbit. ROUND.]
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
weapon
Digital painting of a woman with a beautiful face, and a skinless, mutated body. Her muscles are exposed with tendons sprawled in unnatural patterns all over her flesh. There are barbed wires constricting her left wrist, and an open hole in the middle of her left hand. 

Her entire right forearm is a mutated weapon of sorts; a dismembered skeleton's skull and ribcage tethered to her flesh by bloody tendrils, and its lower part ends in a serrated blade.
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Melanie Baker @melle.ca · 30/08/2025
I have been laughing at this joke all day. 🦉
Screenshot of a magnificent joke that says:

me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression

him: when

me: holy shit that is bad
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2025
i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
just because i said something terrible?! you can't get mad at me for that!
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Are you tired of greasy pots and pans? Stubborn kitchen stains? Messy sponges and sprays? Me too. I wish the sun would devour the earth.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Panel 1: Shen is scratching the back of his head, looking awkwardly off to the side, and blushing a bit. He says "Listen bro this is so embarrassing. I've, uh ... I've imprinted on you ... Yeah ... Yeah like a baby duck."

Panel 2: Shen raises his hands defensively, seeming to be responding to something you, the viewer, are saying. He says "NO, >>LISTEN<<! LISTEN, INTELLECTUALLY--"

Panel 3: Shen puts both his hands out, as if to indicate for you to stop talking for a second. He says "Can I talk? Can I just talk for like a MINUTE and then you can say your piece"

Panel 4: Shen nervously tugs the left sleeve of his sweatshirt with his right hand, looks to the side and down, and blushes. He says "Okay, so ... INTELLECTUALLY I know you are not my mom. But"

(The comic ends there.)
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Citizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
*chuckling to myself* amateurs
screenshot from a government report about pizza consumption (real). it says. on average, males had four and females had three slices of pizza at an eating occasion
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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Matteo @matteocateo.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Evergreen tweet
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Ibanut56 @ibanut56.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Panel 1: A young Shen is at an old CRT monitor computer, smiling happily. He says "wow, websites are so cool! The internet is SO COOL!"

Panel 2: Young Shen's eyes sparkle and he clasps his hands together and looks up in wonder, saying "I can't wait to see what the internet will be like in the FUTURE!"

Panel 3: Young Shen notices an older Shen coming through a time portal in his room. He's excited to see what news his older self will bring of the internet of the future!

Panel 4: The older Shen shakes his head with a strained facial expression.
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Jake Hanrahan @hanrahan.tv · 28/04/2025
Eraserhead baby ecstasy pill.
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CharrChan @charrchan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Fluttershy goes swimming! 🐟🐠🐬💕 #mlp #mlpfim
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Chip Wiseman @chip.mom · 23/04/2025
Fluttershy #chipwisemanart #art #mylittlepony
Humanised Fluttershy from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls reaching out to the viewer with the caption "Let's take Progesterone together"
Fluttershy is a slim woman with pastel yellow skin, long pink hair and aqamarine eyes. She is wearing a shoulderless teal dress adorned with buttlerfly patterns and accessories, including a hair clip. Around her neck is a gold locket with more butterfly patterning.
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MelTheNoGoodScoundrel.com @melfunnysmell.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
some say boobs are better

some say ass is better

real one know police have a harder time responding to several smaller protests happening at once rather than a single big one
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Saw a good Bluesky profile picture today
A muscular Pikachu with the text antes eu tinha medo do escuro agora choro neleWhich translates to Before I was afraid of the dark, now I cry in it
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 09/04/2025
This doodle I made.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 19/04/2025
i owe you an apology grimace i wasn't fully familiar with your game
somebody in a grimace costume with a huge ol butt
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Schellis @schellis.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
some taski maidens because she's one of my favorites :] #art #ena #enadreambbq #taskimaiden
An illustration of the taski maiden from ENA: Dream BBQA sketch of ENA & Taski Maiden. Taski is exclaiming "YOU HAVE A JOB?!" while ENA looks smug with herself.A small doodle of taski maiden
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
Happy Autism Awareness Month
Thoughts an autistic person may have throughout the day...Were they flirting with me
10 years ago?

l am in physical pain from being perceived

I didn't deserve to be treated that way

If I stop listening to this song I will die

I wonder what's new on
wikipedia

Big Fat
Mommy
Milkers yummy

I should buy something
today

my tummy is ouchy


I am feeling all the feelings

I'm so cute and fuckable hehehe

A spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of communism. All the powers of old Europe have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Pope and Tsar, Metternich and Guizot, French Radicals and German police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as communistic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of communism, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
I. Communism is already acknowledged by all European powers to be itself a power.
Il. It is high time that Comm
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Jackie "Wolf Mode 2" LeezartTime @leezarttime.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
do you think my therapist will be mad if i post this
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WongKarWaifu @wongkarwaifu.com · 31/03/2025
#TransDayOfVisibility
C'est un dessin de l'artiste dinosaur couch. C'est un drapeau transgenre carré sur lequel figure un petit dinosaure bleu. Il est écrit "fuck transphobia" en blanc. Pour celleux qui ne le savent pas, le drapeau transgenre est constitué de cinq bandes horizontales : bleu, rose, blanc, rose, bleu.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Do not use Grok or Chat GPT or AI art tools. It's important. I know they were funny to clown around with when they first arrived, but now we know more about what purpose they serve. If you are serious about the threat you think they pose, do not use them even for ironic reasons
“This is the weapon of the enemy,” says Batman in The Dark Knight Returns comic while breaking a gun in half. “We do not need it. We will not use it.”
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Pixel🍉 @rgb-pixel.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Dr. Habit says Fuck Nazis!! #smileformegame
Dr. Boris Habbit, from the game Smile For Me, punching a nazi
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midwest BMO @gendermarxism.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
tweet screenshot: ah, america’s two political parties 

screenshot attached with Matthew saying “capitalism is more important than democracy.” and west coast elite replying “they are both equally important”
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natasha allegri @natazilla.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
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〚Ẋ〛 @projectendo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Bite the hand that starves you.
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
"Flow" won the Oscar for Best Animated Film ♡
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Windchimes
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man and a witch are in a graveyard at night. The man asks, "Why are we here again?" Panel 2: The witch replies, "I thought a haunted graveyard would be romantic." Panel 3: She adds, "Plus, this guy over here owes me money." Panel 4: The witch starts digging and says, "Just gonna grab a few bones for my custom windchime Etsy store."
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Them: "What is your spirit animal?" Me: "Well...do the Skeksis from 'The Dark Crystal' count...?"
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 07/05/2024
Leslie is angrily typing on the computer while Brianne stands behind her.

BRIANNE: You can use the internet to look up photos of any baby animal you can imagine, and you’re using it to debate politics with strangers?

LESLIE: I’ve concluded the ideal way for all of society to function, and it would be morally reprehensible if I did not attempt to convince Analbonerfart85_ that they are wrong.
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 26/05/2024
Leslie is sitting at her computer, dressed in professional-looking work attire from the waist up, while Brianne walks into the room.

BRIANNE: Leslie!!! I just took the most massive shit!!! You have to see it!!

LESLIE (out the side of her mouth): Brianne, shhhhhh! I’m in a work meeting!

BRIANNE: I sent a pic to you as a snap!!

LESLIE: I’ll check it out later!
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 24/06/2024
Leslie and Brianne are sitting on their couch.

LESLIE: Imagine if you could travel back in time and talk to your younger self.

Brianne begins imagining talking to herself as a child.

YOUNG BRIANNE: Is there VR in the future?

BRIANNE: Yeah.

YOUNG BRIANNE: Is it cool?

BRIANNE: Eh, it’s okay I guess.
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 07/07/2024
Leslie is holding a Nintendo 64 controller.

LESLIE: I can’t wait to play all three games the N64 library has to offer!

We see that the controller is full of that N64 analog stick powder.

LESLIE: Ugh, this controller is full of that N64 analog stick powder again.

Brianne runs in with a straw.

BRIANNE: Yesssssss!!

Brianne snorts up the powder and here eyes get all colorful.

BRIANNE: Get N or get out!
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 21/07/2024
Leslie is watching Brianne, who is in front of the refrigerator, holding up a case of soda cans to the fridge shelf.

BRIANNE: Hey Leslie, check it out. I got a COOL trick to get all the sodas in the fridge at once.

Brianne begins opening the flaps on the back of the soda case.

BRIANNE: First, you gotta open up the flaps on both sides…

The soda cans start pouring out of the back side of the case, rolling onto the floor.

BRIANNE: Ah, I fucked it up!

The soda cans are all over the floor. A mouse steals one of them.

BRIANNE: I fucked up my cool trick, Leslie.
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Wacky Lesbian Hour @wackylesbianhour.com · 23/07/2024
Leslie and Brianne are sitting on their couch.

BRIANNE: You’ve got something in your teeth.

LESLIE: Oh, can you get it?

Brianne shoves her entire upper-torso into Leslie’s mouth.

LESLIE (thinking): Hey, is she taking a nap in my mouth again?

We see that Brianne is taking a nap in Leslie’s mouth.

BRIANNE: Ah, so warm and cozy…
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Donny S. @arealbonecracker.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I understand it is a dark read for many, but I wanted to say, Maus 1 and 2 are available for free through the Internet Archive. archive.org/details/maus...
archive.org
Maus : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
all the maus books
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PEAR哥 @peargor.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Cattail
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