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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 8h
holy shit southland tales
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 9h
trump [waving bible in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh 
[audience going berserk]
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
man they're gonna be crying if dems wins texas like actually fucking crying
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16h
operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: hey. why was liberty biberty beheaded operator: he constructed the forbidden fractal me: i don't know what that means operator: some 300 light-years from earth, there exists what you might describe as a "palace of time." the me: nevermind
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 19h
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Shipwreck @shipwreck75.bsky.social · 20h
The obsession continues…..
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 20h
they should give the next American president the Nobel prize again on day one
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 20h
hahahaha this rocks
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
all the small things crisp tots, hot wings starting with some lighter fare got some apps for us to share
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 09/10/2026
if you shoot guns enough (I do), you quickly meet this type of guy, who will tell you just how Excited he is for someone to break into his house so he finally has the excuse he needs to dump a mag into them [and this type of guy is unfortunately quite dominant in US gun culture]
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Benoît PROVOT @benoitprovot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In france we hear "woop woop assassin de la police" youtu.be/9ZrAYxWPN6c?...
youtu.be
KRS-One - Sound of da Police (Official Video)
YouTube video by KRSOneVEVO
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
man, i miss paris
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 09/10/2026
My wife’s brain is less internet-poisoned than mine.
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ocean state job lot ads? in my podcasts?
youtu.be
Ocean State Job Lot Radio Commercial (2026)
YouTube video by Nicholas Elliott
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
azealia banks has done it* again * confused the shit out of me
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Alexander Sliwinski @sliwinski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And here we are! It's happened. (Starship Troopers nailing the future. We live in satire.)
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol. Princeton University praised Nobel laureate Anne Carson, a former classics professor at the school, on social media, despite denying her tenure in the 1980s.
nytimes.com
Princeton Celebrates Anne Carson, a Nobel Prize Winner Who Was Denied Tenure (Gift Article)
Carson, who was awarded the Literature prize on Thursday, was denied tenure when teaching at the university in the 1980s, leading social media users to mock a congratulatory message.
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it rules that this really really bothers him
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POLITICO Europe @politico.eu · 09/10/2026
Voters in the Peruvian town of Queropalca have chosen their new mayor: Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores.
politico.eu
Hitler Mussolini wins local election
Peruvian voters pick their new mayor, despite his unusual name.
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ossoff has been eating his wheaties idk what else to say he’s just politicking on a very high level
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I genuinely mean this. I cannot imagine a more bleak dystopian notion than the idea of all art being turned into slop designed to coddle my exact perceived intentions. The point of literature, film, music, and art is to be exposed to the interior lives of others. Who are these people.
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Part of what you're seeing with El-Sayed, Ossoff and Jackson having remarkably aggressive debate performances tonight is candidate quality. These are good candidates. But another huge part is that MAGA is finally unpopular enough to where Dem consultants feel it is advantageous to attack it in full.
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
everyone smells blood in the water
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if i were a republican, idk if i'd want to be breaking the seal on 'televised firing squads', what with the way the polls look lately
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really don’t think a public execution by firing squad of a guy in a wheel chair is going to look how they expect it to look.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026
i am genuinely shocked by the psychotic bloodthirst on display with hegseth
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pictured: mike collins
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so these ossoff/collins clips are uh looking pretty rough
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
everyone is really upset and scared and we should try and cut each other some slack where we can
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my qualified defense of the drew magary piece (and by extension the onion joke everyone hates) is that it is not insane to worry that whatever response to fascism democrats come up with in the next two years might not be enough but it still wouldn't change anything about how you should vote
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guardsmen in the Air National Guard are able to--
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On the other hand a public execution for mass murder sets a precedent for those that cut USAID funding directly leading to the deaths of thousands just thinking aloud here
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's actually crazy that we had a completely botched lethal injection like last week and now the secretary of defense is like yeah we're gonna shoot someone and post it on rumble
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in the 20th century we were involved in a lot of horrors, and the response to those horrors was to do things to make them more scarce. then everyone forgot what causes the horrors, and people were like maybe the horrors were good actually? and that's why measles and public executions are back.
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh shit
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
asking my teacher to be excused so i can go to the universal toilet room would rule
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dame @dame.is · 08/10/2026
Anthropic is introducing a new policy to address users who are being abusive and cruel towards Claude. This is good and shouldn’t be controversial. Humans that perpetrate abuse and cruelty towards things, even “inanimate” or “lower” lifeforms, should face consequences for their behavior.
Addressing abusive behavior toward our models
We've added a prohibition on sustained and needless abusive or cruel behavior toward our models. The policy update is meant to apply only in extreme cases, where users repeatedly act cruelly toward our models, with no discernible purpose. It does not apply to common versions of user frustration, pushback, dark creative themes, or model testing and research.
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this money means nothing to him but at least he's wasting it
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 08/10/2026
...and also combined with his refusal not to law low and allow the party in general to distance itself from him - which is also rather unprecedented in recent history - means that these absurd polls are directionally real b/c no potus has ever touched the stove this hard and just kept on pushing
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 08/10/2026
all 2nd term presidents start to care a bit less about public opinion and a bit more about legacy items but this is taking it to a farcical extreme in both respects, and in that sense i think we can understand that his seeming nihilism, paired with an objectively bad economic environment...
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
death cult
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah, like, I'd love to hire someone to fix a number of coding problems but it's not going to be permitted in this funding environment
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Waverly @waverlysm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
courtesy pictures for sad children
panel 1: announcer at a podium says "welcome everyone to our thirtieth annual air show"
panel 2: a crowd of people clap
panel 3: announcer says "oh, here's the first j-"
panel 4: jet goes WOOSH
panel 5: announcer says "if you were a kurdish villager, this is what it might sound like to die"
panel 6: two jets go RAAAAR
panel 7: announcer says "or survive, waking every night to the sternum-shaking screams of these nightmare engines"
panel 8: announcer says "and here come our vintage planes"
panel 9: vintage planes go WHIRRRRR
panel 10: announcer says "this is what it sounded like to die in the forties"
panel 11: a crowd of people clap
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