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Cheff Goldblum

@cheffgoldblum.bsky.social
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Independent filmmaker, paranormal investigator, and a little eccentric. IMDB: m.imdb.com/name/nm8280967/?ref_=ext… TikTok: paranormalmiked

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We need to ban data centers.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My Boomer Opinion: Fries come WITH the burger. If the burger costs $10, then the fries should be free.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(walking in on my wife in bed with another man) This raises serious questions about our marriage
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The way you know the website "X" is thriving is that once a month someone writes an article about how great it's doing and begs everyone to go there
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels.” THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN (1976) #PeterSellers
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This 👇
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The alarmists have yet to be wrong 😕🇺🇸
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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Cheff Goldblum @cheffgoldblum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂😂
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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Thanh Neville, MD, MSHS @thanh-neville.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My end-of-life patient told me she wanted her favorite Domino's pizza--feta & spinach with Alfredo. So of course, I ordered it to the #ICU. And yes, when she insisted that I sit down & eat a slice with her, I did. Her nurse told me she has never seen anything like this 😊@3wishesprogram.bsky.social
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iolanthe @iolantherosa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got my COVID and flu vaccinations today! Nothing makes me happier than protecting what's left of my one wild & precious life. I worked like a dog for 40 years to get to retirement & I'm not about to fuck it up now. That said, I feel like crap & I'm going to bed. Catch you on the other side!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Coral King @rocketcoral.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😍
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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My dad, who has literally no experience in dealing with a daughter after a breakup, just doordashed me a breakfast burrito and I think he deserves a Nobel Prize.
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Once again, political cartoonists tell the truth by keeping things simple.
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DianaResists @dianaresists.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PAUL NEWMAN — who left us 18yrs ago today, aged 83 — and wife Joanne Woodward get breakfast going in the kitchen of their Beverly Hills home in 1958.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only in America do they deny children free lunch while forcing them to read about Jesus feeding the hungry.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MEL BROOKS on Warner Bros asking him to remove the “offensive” jokes from BLAZING SADDLES (1974) “I took their notes, crumpled them up and threw them away."
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/06/2023
HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations
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👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026
My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)
A photo cake with the Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake.The Alan Wake logo image turned into Alan Cake via photoshop.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They're fucking the cats. They're fucking the dogs.
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 19/09/2026
‘CLAYFACE’ film variant cover for an upcoming comic. (🎨: Frank Cho)
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What kind of person tries to make one of our Nation's greatest tragedies all about themself? #Pathetic
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So now we’re supposed to hate Canada and love Putin? That’s where we are at with this corrupt gangster government?
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 07/09/2026
Nicolas Cage has reacted to ‘SPIDER-NOIR’ being cancelled after 1 season: “For me, one season is perfect, having said what I wanted to say with this dangerous, innovative, pop-art Spider-Man. Onwards, upwards, inwards.” (Source: Deadline)
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What’s an example of perfect casting? Tim Curry as Darkness in ‘Legend’ 🖤
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What do you think of Anna's approach, folks?
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Anna Faris Praised After Sharing How She 'Challenges' Her 'Religious' Teen Son With Ex Chris Pratt
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A particularly infuriating aspect of this A.I. bullshit is that nobody seems to remember that we all got along just fine without it for centuries. How are we all suddenly incapable of reading and understanding written words? Of creating art? Of telling stories? It’s madness.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Possibly the most American news of all time
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Prison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debt
Residents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
screenshot of discord message showing sonic special with the user lao saying: "This is what a physical horizon on a sphere would look like." the meme top text says: "I JOINED A FLAT EARTH SERVER AND THEY TRIED TO USE A SEGA GAME AS PROOF"
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever watched a media company suffer actual consequences for their shitty behavior?
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Megolin | Failed Druid Vtuber | Vgen Comms open! 🌿✨️ @megolin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Its not much. But this soup partially cured my depression.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Foster puppy Cowboy works up the courage to snuggle with Cactus: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
BonesSpurs McDraftDodger had the unmitigated gall to post this image & I just threw up in my mouth a little. At long last, sir, have you no sense of decency? #StolenValor
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
apologies for twitter posting but the auto-embedded chart made me laugh too hard not to share
Dasha tweeting "Are you r[REDACTED]s going to buy this crypto coin or what@bennycarlyle "wait what's it called"

@dash_eats "$dasha"

embedded chart shows it is $.000323 per coin and down 54.41%
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I lost my Mom to pancreatic cancer. It’s insidious, painful and almost always diagnosed far too late. This new drug offers much needed hope to patients and families… but almost no one can afford a half million dollar price tag Shameful. Survival shouldn’t be for the rich only
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New pancreatic cancer drug carries a $39,800 monthly list price: What to know
The FDA has approved a new pill for one of the most common forms of pancreatic cancer. What to know about managing the financial impact of a cancer diagnosis.
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CUDDY @ptcontagion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"How sad it must be, believing that scientists, historians, scholars, and journalists, would devote their entire lives to deceiving you. But a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth and honesty."
Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Aerin Finehair @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
meet my new therapist:
open styrofoam clamshell container showing Chinese food consisting of beef, mushrooms, and bamboo shoots in a spicy brown sauce with fried rice and a small egg roll
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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hmmm... Turns out, food regulations were really important for regulating food.🤔
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