Reposted by Cheff Goldblum4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026We need to ban data centers. 326156404921
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My Boomer Opinion: Fries come WITH the burger. If the burger costs $10, then the fries should be free. 5983260
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026(walking in on my wife in bed with another man) This raises serious questions about our marriage 311722119
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The way you know the website "X" is thriving is that once a month someone writes an article about how great it's doing and begs everyone to go there 273340392
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumXela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026@claytoonz.bsky.social 451819515
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026“I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels.” THE PINK PANTHER STRIKES AGAIN (1976) #PeterSellers 1118624
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The alarmists have yet to be wrong 😕🇺🇸 29991313845
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.” 18099693242
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumThanh Neville, MD, MSHS @thanh-neville.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My end-of-life patient told me she wanted her favorite Domino's pizza--feta & spinach with Alfredo. So of course, I ordered it to the #ICU. And yes, when she insisted that I sit down & eat a slice with her, I did. Her nurse told me she has never seen anything like this 😊@3wishesprogram.bsky.social 1432598203
Reposted by Cheff Goldblumiolanthe @iolantherosa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I got my COVID and flu vaccinations today! Nothing makes me happier than protecting what's left of my one wild & precious life. I worked like a dog for 40 years to get to retirement & I'm not about to fuck it up now. That said, I feel like crap & I'm going to bed. Catch you on the other side! 1182146124
Reposted by Cheff Goldblumpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168125152684
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumMarcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My dad, who has literally no experience in dealing with a daughter after a breakup, just doordashed me a breakfast burrito and I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. 1485076208
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumStealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Once again, political cartoonists tell the truth by keeping things simple. 13887722440
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026PAUL NEWMAN — who left us 18yrs ago today, aged 83 — and wife Joanne Woodward get breakfast going in the kitchen of their Beverly Hills home in 1958. 1143894355
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumAskme @askme99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Only in America do they deny children free lunch while forcing them to read about Jesus feeding the hungry. 563249716
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026MEL BROOKS on Warner Bros asking him to remove the “offensive” jokes from BLAZING SADDLES (1974) “I took their notes, crumpled them up and threw them away." 842680508
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15/06/2023HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations 81162253
Reposted by Cheff Goldblum👻 Gordon Little 🎃 @gord.games · 18/09/2026My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social) 533716962
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They're fucking the cats. They're fucking the dogs. 3334759
Reposted by Cheff Goldblum👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 308163403177
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 19/09/2026‘CLAYFACE’ film variant cover for an upcoming comic. (🎨: Frank Cho) 2876120
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What kind of person tries to make one of our Nation's greatest tragedies all about themself? #Pathetic 1534152783605
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So now we’re supposed to hate Canada and love Putin? That’s where we are at with this corrupt gangster government? 909186134343
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 07/09/2026Nicolas Cage has reacted to ‘SPIDER-NOIR’ being cancelled after 1 season: “For me, one season is perfect, having said what I wanted to say with this dangerous, innovative, pop-art Spider-Man. Onwards, upwards, inwards.” (Source: Deadline) 1052269
Reposted by Cheff Goldblum𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What’s an example of perfect casting? Tim Curry as Darkness in ‘Legend’ 🖤 6357955
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/09/2026What do you think of Anna's approach, folks?comicsands.comAnna Faris Praised After Sharing How She 'Challenges' Her 'Religious' Teen Son With Ex Chris Pratt 4335926
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumWard Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A particularly infuriating aspect of this A.I. bullshit is that nobody seems to remember that we all got along just fine without it for centuries. How are we all suddenly incapable of reading and understanding written words? Of creating art? Of telling stories? It’s madness. 44691822018
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026Possibly the most American news of all timelocal12.comPrison inmates donate more than $4,000 to pay children's school lunch debtResidents at the prison contributed $3,810 of their own money, while Kansas Department of Corrections employees added another $457. 280173824948
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sure, sex is great, but have you ever watched a media company suffer actual consequences for their shitty behavior? 3947071170
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15333976316127
Reposted by Cheff Goldblum Megolin | Failed Druid Vtuber | Vgen Comms open! 🌿✨️ @megolin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Its not much. But this soup partially cured my depression. 170258070
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Foster puppy Cowboy works up the courage to snuggle with Cactus: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil... 238105171179
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 05/09/2026BonesSpurs McDraftDodger had the unmitigated gall to post this image & I just threw up in my mouth a little. At long last, sir, have you no sense of decency? #StolenValor 3132185044175
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026apologies for twitter posting but the auto-embedded chart made me laugh too hard not to share 342846238
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I lost my Mom to pancreatic cancer. It’s insidious, painful and almost always diagnosed far too late. This new drug offers much needed hope to patients and families… but almost no one can afford a half million dollar price tag Shameful. Survival shouldn’t be for the rich onlyfinance.yahoo.comNew pancreatic cancer drug carries a $39,800 monthly list price: What to knowThe FDA has approved a new pill for one of the most common forms of pancreatic cancer. What to know about managing the financial impact of a cancer diagnosis. 20029861090
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumAerin Finehair @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 02/09/2026meet my new therapist: 1783416161
Reposted by Cheff GoldblumTuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hmmm... Turns out, food regulations were really important for regulating food.🤔 22779401589