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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I need an actual adult to take Discord away from me for my own good

Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My kid’s school (mandatory uniforms) tried to implement an immediate “no uniform hoodies worn in school” rule but those hoodies were EXPENSIVE and almost all the kids wear them and the WhatsApp chat is POPPING OFF today

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank god because I’ve tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wonder if painting “GO TO SLEEP YOU DUMB BITCH” on my ceiling will help with insomnia

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

get in folks, we’re breaking new ground in state created danger doctrine

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Drinking an absolute firehose of rum in your honor!!

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

God I’m so glad my ideology doesn’t require me to pretend to think this quote is profound

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Me and my friends would have killed Liberty Biberty with hammers I can tell you that much

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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

understandable

Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 05/09/2026

Precious little time left on this earth… must… write WSJ op-ed… encouraging parents to let their children get brain damage…

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Legitimately do not understand people encouraging their kids to get CTE for an infinitesimally small chance of fleeting glory

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Oh my god this fucking week Wave after wave of bullshit I would like to be put into a coma until next week please

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[toyota carroll] (6,5,,) @iamtherog.com · 25/08/2026

It straight up pisses me off that Dolly Parton was doing this stuff for the past 30 years while the biggest assholes in the world became billionaires whose only charitable contributions are to their own tax-exempt organizations (that they receive tax benefits for donating to & "volunteering with".)

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’ve been rooting for the new Reading Rainbow guy since forever and truly wish him love and light but holy fuck I think he needs to be banned from social media for his own well-being at this point

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

It’s so weird because as I’m telling him they aren’t allowed to show people actually dying on TV in the back of my mind I’m like “for now” because boy do we live a grim hellscape lol

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

“That old lady fell down and she didn’t get up!! (Very small voice in awe) I think she died” Me, for the billionth time: “No, honey. The old lady, who did NOT die, got up later”

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My parents got my 7 year old into watching America’s Funniest Videos and I have had to explain SEVERAL times now that the people did not die, they aren’t allowed to show it on TV if the people die, I feel insane

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This is easily the second-worst thing a guy who played Lex Luthor has ever done

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

i dropped dobby out of a biplane into a pen containing a bunch of ravenous junkyard rottweilers

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

My pediatricians office has generally ignored every single thing that the administration has tried to implement re: vaccines and I hope they’ll keep doing it but holy shit am I glad my kids snuck in under the wire with all shots and I don’t have to worry about this new bullshit

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

And also the kids get to be stabbed on a bunch of different occasions instead of knocking it all out at once, thereby ensuring it’s going to be a shitty trip to any doctor *every time* because they’re going to automatically assume Doctor=shot

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I learned about alpha school today and boy, is that shit depressing

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

“The theatre needs to show other films and even if it didn’t the audience likely have obligations that require them to leave the theatre eventually”

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

What kind of psychopath does this to banana bread, I just wanna talk…

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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I’m just gonna say it, the odds of these kids being normal are not fucking great

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Alan Ritchson is Chris Pratt if Chris Pratt was hotter, funnier, and had better political views

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Guys I’m still really sad about Glen Hansard and I cannot be taking this energy into the weekend 😭

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If you have kids, now is the time to monetize their art! My 4 year old will draw the absolute shit out of your event poster for $15

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Did my kids learn the term “barf sock” from Regular Show? Yes, but they also learned math and British accents from NumberBlocks so there’s also bad stuff but we knew the risks they’d become chimney sweeps

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Classic evangelical bait and switch, it’s how I have so many copies of Watchtower

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

What I’ve learned is “no screens” is way more applicable to tablets, which make kids absolutely insane. If you never let your kids watch TV, ok, but you’re exactly right that it causes an unnecessary divide from their peers

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Oh my god I am not taking this Glen Hansard news well at all for some reason 😞

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

linkedin is where unbaptized babies go when they die

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Absolutely losing it at the male/female difference here

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Grant Marek @grantmarek.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"This is waste on an unimaginable scale. And if our tech overlords aren’t kept in check, they’ll waste everything we have." via @drewmagary.bsky.social www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

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If you don't hate data centers yet, boy do I have news for you

SFGATE columnist Drew Magary writes the hater's guide to data centers.

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

What the fuck is Ti West doing with this (or Andrea Riseborough for that matter)? The whole thing smacks of disappointment

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Might be pivoting from birdwatching to train graffiti as my middle age “watching” hobby

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

You’re aiding and abetting and I appreciate it very much

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I suspect the David Gray thing was a hormonal reaction to stress that led me to throw Babylon on repeat; in this case I just want to send a mass email that accomplishes the following:

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Homer Simpson Burns the Bridge

ALT: Homer Simpson Burns the Bridge

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Might not make it two weeks, might just rage quit, Jesus take the wheel

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

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good morning everyone. his penis exploded

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I think the problem with the Rock is that the Rock still thinks he’s really cool while John Cena realized that he’s a ridiculous human being and did interesting things with that and Batista realized he was a ridiculous human being and decided to become Daniel Day Louis

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