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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

What kind of psychopath does this to banana bread, I just wanna talk…

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I’m just gonna say it, the odds of these kids being normal are not fucking great

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Absolutely losing it at the male/female difference here

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

This adorable dog has generated an impressive amount of money that will (optimistically) go towards his vet bills and neurological care and I am truly thrilled for him but also $4k for dental work or $1k for rent assistance or $7k for car repairs can be life changing for humans

GoFundMe for a pug that has raised over £146k

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

You can pet all of the animals except the raccoons I’m working on petting the wild turkeys but they haven’t opened their hearts to me yet

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Complete and absolute failure on behalf of this green anole to hide but I admire his gumption, he’s sucking it in like his life depends on it

A small brown-colored green anole with a massive bug-filled gut is trying to be as small as possible while standing out sharply on a neon yellow garden hose

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Just this one, now free of dead beetles and one very fat tree frog I saved 😌

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Chiropractors really can do anything I guess, goddamn

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Wait is this intentional? The c. Diff? The diarrheal infection? I feel insane, I cannot be the only one who sees this

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Hell yeah time to tap the sign until my fingers bleed

“We believe the Pope is infallible in this muthafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to American protestantism” meme with Kevin Hart laughing

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

2.) This terribly-designed ad for three-legged shorts but not actually three legged shorts

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

A thread of things that have had me question reality lately 1.) This pad of paper someone gifted my son, out of the corner of my eye it looked like it was reaching inside a stab wound and pulling out a flower

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

We need to learn literally anything from Japan’s excellent use of generally non-threatening and lovable mascots but instead we make the turtle version of this

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I just want to talk to whoever approved this Channel Zero-lookin morherfucker’s mascot design

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

There is a kid on Vanderbilt named Chandler Bing and to his immense credit, this is the only line of his “Personal” section from his player bio page

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Kids have this unique ability to compliment and insult at the same time, like when they put you in their Circle of Safe Adults (compliment) but also make you very short and horrifying and show someone slipping on a banana peel for some reason (insult)

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

My childhood neighbors are finally moving and I should not have looked at the listing

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

When I look at these shoes I get the sensation that perhaps I’ve had a stroke

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Does anyone use an app for just general news? I’ve been using CNN but lately it’s mostly giving me articles irrelevant enough to actually piss me off, such as

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

There had to have been at least 2 better ways to write this headline

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I actually have an entire playlist made but you better believe I’m going to twirl around outside to this one first

Spotify screen showing the song “Feeling Good” by Nina Simone

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

My 5 year-old wanted to make something special for me so he grabbed some paper and markers and ran off for like 5 minutes before coming back with this, “heart with a mustache and it’s screaming” He thought I’d find it funny, and he was absolutely right

Nearly inscrutable child’s drawing of a red and orange heart with purple eyes, a green mouth, and a brown mustache. Actual size is about 1/2 that of a human thumb

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

The only Joel Berry we recognize in this house is 2017 Final Four Most Outstanding Player Joel Berry II 😌

Joel Berry II in his blue UNC Basketball uniform

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I have been laughing at this for like a day and a half

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Someone got this postcard in the mail and I’m so fucking jealous it wasn’t me because it is ART

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I don’t begrudge anyone their consensual lifestyle choices but poly folks always enjoy a level of unnecessary drama that exhausts me just thinking about it

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I hadn’t seen this meme in a bit, glad it’s making a comeback

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Only if it’s this Starter jacket, I don’t make the rules Joe

Mac from Sunny wearing a Charlotte Hornets Starter jacket

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Saw a simple text to speech error on Reddit and I will never say “small claims court” the right way again it’s “small flame squirt” from here on out 🫡

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

For the sixth year in a row, my children have left a fat, dirty handprint on my Spotify Wrapped lol

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Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty @cheaplaughter.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I’m sorry I simply could not look at this photo without hearing this song and I had to make it

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