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Pronouns he/him This profile is funded by grants from the National Endowment for the Inanities. Style for use with Stylus to get Bsky to use a serif font (at least on desktop), so you can tell Weird Al from Weird AI: userstyles.world/style/18544

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Betty Hitler Weiner United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Baghdad Fartass Spouse Africa, French Colonial Civil Registration Records, 1700–1950
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Woolf Jackinoff England and Wales, Census, 1901
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Biggay Head Ohio, Tax Records, 1800-1887
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Faketits Mária Mother Hungary, Civil Registration, 1895-1980
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dearest lover, timing is our bitter enemy. If we should find our way back to one another, if we should be able to realize our fate, if we should survive this parting of a million cuts, meet me at
Katie McButt's bar establishment sign that is yellow and green with a butt-human hybrid character holding a beer
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oral Head United States, Social Security Death Index
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Tommo @murray1976.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twatt%2...
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Twatt, Orkney - Wikipedia
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Milf M Milfs United States, Census, 1950
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Asa Pudcock Wisconsin, State Census, 1905
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fanny Cough England and Wales, Census, 1901
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 14h
(Most likely a Sandman fan)
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 14h
We don’t point and laugh at people’s names, but Lucifer Morningstar. He’s called Lucifer Morningstar.
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Driver blamed his speeding through M6 roadworks on 'screaming kids' in back of car
M6 driver Lucifer Morningstar blamed screaming children and a medical emergency for doing 59mph in 40mph roadworks near Penrith. He was fined £368.
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 13h
Anna Isgay England, Births and Christenings, 1538-1975
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 12h
Creature Winborne Spouse England, Sussex, Parish Registers, 1538-1910
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 12h
Abram Cockfail United States, Census, 1860
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 12h
Peter Prickhard England and Wales, Non-Conformist Record Indexes (RG4-8), 1588-1977
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Thorne 🌸 - Play Cozysters! @ens0.me · 3h
Four Corners #98! good luck, have fun! fourcorners.smol.quest/98
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Four Corners · Game 98
Play Four Corners — Game 98 (Oct 9, 2026). Sort twelve words into four categories around the board — four corner words belong to two at once.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tweet series but the kicker is a person saying that every time they cook they use all of their flour and most of their spices.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13h
this is also why we gotta exile bigots (of any stripe obvs, not just transphobes) from our movements, because by affirming these systems theyre enabling the exact talking points that then get used to maintain capital. its wrecker shit
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13h
incidentally its actually impossible to smear socialism as gay shit in a society where gay shit isnt seen as bad
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 13h
its so funny to me anyone tries to make the argument of "we should exclusively focus on class struggle instead of identity politics" because the ways in which RWers use """unrelated""" bigotry to defeat socialism is extremely fucking transparent
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Photography Pi 314 @photographypi314.bsky.social · 3h
Those yellow cottonwoods pop right out of the dry hills, and the little crown of pines on the knoll behind them is a nice echo. Very Montana in October.
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foresterbob @foresterbob.bsky.social · 7h
Along US 12, east of Miles City, Montana. Photo taken October 8, 2026. #photography #landscape #nature #travel #Montana
Two groups of trees are lined up in an otherwise treeless landscape. In the foreground are two cottonwood trees with yellow autumn leaves. In the middle distance are rounded hills, one of which is topped by a group of ponderosa pines. A taller line of hills dominates the horizon.
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 3h
Real ones know that the optimal response when someone asks a question that dumb is to say that there's no way to know for sure before it makes landfall, and to ask if they want to know when the best time is to walk their armadillo in a hurricane while they're at it.
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scare-anatar 🎃 @vibecode.rodeo · 3h
You don't even need to prep or anything for a cat 1 lol. Stay in the house for a bit of a thunderstorm and then you're good
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 4h
Non-Floridians are like, "IT'S GOING TO BE HIT BY A CATEGORY ONE HURRICANE ON FRIDAY, WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING?!?!" and the Floridians are like, "it's probably only a cat 1 there, that's not that big a deal."
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 4h
Over on Threads, people not in Florida are melting down and getting offended over some tourist asking if they'd still be able to come on their Pensacola Beach vacation on Sunday, while Floridians are like, "meh, it'll probably be a cat 1 there, grocery stores will probably be open by Sunday."
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Jason Lengstorf @jason.energy · 6h
we don’t need to explain atproto. we need to move the Overton Window to get people asking why it’s considered normal that a company can unilaterally control (and destroy) part of our identity and we just… let them
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Jason Lengstorf @jason.energy · 6h
eventually we stopped tolerating that as a population/market I have literally no idea what protocol allows me to keep my number when switching from Verizon to T-Mobile but I would never give up that capability now that I understand it’s possible
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Jason Lengstorf @jason.energy · 6h
I was thinking about atproto more and had a thought: no one needs to know or care about the protocol. we just need to normalize the idea that it’s bonkers to allow any company to own part of your identity it’s like how you used to lose your phone number if you switched carriers. that sucked
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JauntyWunderKind @jauntywunderkind.bsky.social · 3h
This world resting delicately upon telecommunications act of 1996. The Obamacare for telecom. To be without it would be intolerable.
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 5h
Fun fact for the nerds though, they basically made their own did plc en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_...
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Number Portability Administration Center - Wikipedia
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 11h
Slutty waist? Oooor… cheese
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 3h
POV you accidentally found yourself on mousegirl twitter
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 3h
Star Trek: The Motion Picture - The Director's Edition (1979) Dir: Robert Wise Released: 11/6/2001, DVD 00:51:03.848
Caption: Of course not. I'm well aware of Mr. Spock's qualifications.

Star Trek: The Motion Picture - The Director's Edition (1979)
Dir: Robert Wise
00:51:03.848

Released: 11/6/2001, DVD
Studio: Paramount Pictures
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chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social · 3h
If you're sloshing among the tails for more than four hours be sure to brag to your doctor.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 6h
The self sloshing amongst the shapes and tales.
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chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social · 3h
The wind is so disrespectful. So haughty. We must break it.
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 6h
The world won’t wait and the wind doesn’t ask.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 14h
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social · 3h
According to modern Republicans men having sex with women is gay.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 3h
i want jon ossoff to ask mark zuckerberg why he makes a product marketed to perverts and i want him to demand an answer
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 3h
a thing that everyone says they hate but revealed preference contradicts is the Grandstanding Thundering Senator who will Make An Example of bad actors, and if tonight’s debates are anything to go by, we have got plenty of actors waiting in the wings ready to eat unprepared executives alive
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Corgi Dad of Bluesky @msopchak.bsky.social · 19h
Throwback Thursday to Olwen somewhere hot and out west. #corgi #corgicrew #dogsofbluesky
Olwen (she/her) Pembroke Welsh Corgi panting in profile on rock formation.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h
this is honestly one of the worst and most irresponsible things he has ever posted, and that's really saying something
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🎃𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙🎃 @austereluna.bsky.social · 9h
How Luna asks for scritches. (Ignore my squeaky voice-it comes & goes🫠) #CorgiCrew #DogsOfBluesky #corgisky #corgi
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 9h
"New Onion makes weird "jokes" about how Poles are stupid" is something that seems baffling until you realize that hang-ups about the Poles are something very common in late Imperial Russian and early Soviet geopolitical commentary
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chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social · 4h
Making their way to the nearest pyre.
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