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ChazzzyF

@chazzzyf.bsky.social
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Trying this place out, hope it's better than the other one He/him nb, 28, pfp drawn by my husband

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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
low effort spheal post showing the pokemon spheal from the pokearth youtube video in the snow looking vacant and the text says "I am both dumber and smarter than I look. do not estimate me"
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy—
A sign for ‘CIS INSURANCE’
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bramblebrine @bramblebrine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
rhea has two approaches to any situation: thoughts and prayers or a tactical nuke strike, and she employs them seemingly at random #fe3h #art
rhea, sparkling, reminiscent of satoru gojo: my child
rhea: two of those under your care, their vibes are bad. their vibes are rancid, my child, and its affecting my work. 
rhea: mommy has a stress-induced tension headache caused purely by foul child aura
byleth: …
rhea: so i’ve put together some special high potency hash from my own personal stash. i will PAY you to deliver it.

byleth holds up a plant that looks like chamomile, box pops up and reads you received calming herbs
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Pringle @quincypringle.com · 02/10/2026
No, you can't have any
A plate of homemade sushi rolls, containing salmon, shrimp tempura, avocado, and cucumber.A stupid and quite frankly fat and greedy cat begging for the aforementioned homemade sushi
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
him being the recruitment tutorial in cai route is so funny man. 3 kids just walk up to a bragging drunk guy bc they dont know where else to look and it turns out He Wasnt Lying He Really Is Him
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Oneirio @oneirio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[FEFW] The first rule of being like The Unkillable Guzran, is don't get killed!
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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RARA @rararibon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i love this creature sm #deltarune
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GameCube Jake @gamecubejake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fire Emblem Fortune Weave's characters when they ask a random bird what the secret to life is and the bird sings a song instead of flapping its wings:
MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE
AND MY DAY IS RUINED
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two bunnies, one brown and white and the other white stand on their hind legs in a wire-fenced pen.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Movie recommendation for tonight, Kung Fu Hustle I'm always adamant that the best parodies have a love of what they're parodying, and nowhere is this more evident than Stephen Chow's glorious and manic send up of Kung Fu movies. It's impossible to not have fun watching this.
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Comedic Slipper Whooping Showdown
Alt: Comedic Slipper Whooping Showdown
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@mario @luigi @REDACTED Its my birthday
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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sunkoid @sunkoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mips’s
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Autumnal Manoeuvres in the Borbs @borbs.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's the Jeb! full map 538 electoral votes meme except instead of Jeb it's the Wicker Man from the movie
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Mao Mao! @maotenno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He could have stood by Macklemore. Because either the venues owners cave (Because they would lose money from the tour) or the actually did cancel the venue...and everyone would be mad at the billionaires while Ed gets to be a hero. Instead he's bawling on stage.
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Burnt Bleghk 🎃 @brentalfloss.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everything now costs what it would have cost at the airport in 2019 except stuff at the airport, which now costs 2019 hotel room mini-bar prices except mini-bar stuff, which now requires you to sacrifice a child
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
no one was on sonic team's level. from like 1998 to 2006 they did not know what shame was. and it was stupid. and it was beautiful. shadow the hedgehog died for the sins of man and then omega crucified him
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
you cant marry sonic. but you can take the memories of your whirlwind affair with sonic with you your whole life and let it make you a better person. this is genuinely the message of sonic 06
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
the thing about sonic 06 is that you think oh sonic kisses a human woman it must be on some crash bandicoot 90s shit. sonic the stud. but its so much crazier than that because its not horny even a little. its instead deeply sincere about what it means for sonic to be your summer boyfriend
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh no
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Tribute to Ed Sheeran's Bravery Fundraiser T-shirt
"Ed Sheeran’s “I am not complicit.” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt. All proceeds from the sale of this shirt will be donated directly to Palestine Children's ...
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Lorenzo Hall 🍉 @lorenzohall.com · 22/05/2025
"In Memoriam" A little one pager me and @scourgefrontiers.bsky.social came up with. Their art really makes it stand out. The hope for the writing was to dig into more of Bruce and Shadow's parallels. We hope you enjoy. #sonicthehhedgehog #batman #dc
Writer: Lorenzo Antonio Hall
Artist: ScourgeFrontiers/Cal

Page One: (7 Panels)

Panel 1- Establishing the scene. We see SPACE COLONY ARK in space. Earth is distant. If one’s feeling ambitious, we can put in other details like Sonic’s Shattered Moon or the Justice League Watch Tower in the distance.

	Caption (Batman)
	So, this facility is where you were created?

	Caption (Shadow)
	Yes. This is where I lived, and where I lost my family.

Panel 2- From the outside, we view into a window on the Ark. Batman and Shadow are standing in the room where Maria passed. There might be a crack/shatter on the window to symbolize the bullet that killed Maria.

	Shadow
This room is where Maria was taken from me.

Panel 3- Batman’s expression is stoic as he listens to Shadow. He’s reminded of his own past as he listens.

Shadow (off panel)
 It was the one time in my life where, for all my power, I was helpless…

Afterwards, between the Professor’s unraveling and my own grief… All I knew was the desire for revenge. 

Panel 4- Near match, but Batman’s expression is slightly softer. He understands and knows even his words won’t salve that wound.

Batman
…I’m sorry.

Panel 5- Inside the room, Shadow  looks up at Batman, who looks down at Shadow.

	Shadow
The time for regret has passed. It wasn’t long ago that I was able to get some closure, but sometimes I wonder…

Though my cause is in their memory…If they knew all I had done, would they approve of the way I protect the world they so loved?

Panel 6- Batman looks at the bullet spot and speaks to Shadow, who still looks to him.

	Batman
	We can only wonder, but you know in your heart why that pain exists. 

	And you know why it is important to protect others from feeling that same pain.

Panel 7- Shadow’s arms are folded. He’s not smiling, but there’s a contentedness. Batman should be standing near, ready to move on.

	Shadow
	So even in their darkest moments they won’t have to lose that hope

	Batman
	Couldn’t have said it better.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
On the purpose of the computer
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A.J. Wilden🏳️‍⚧️ @wcwit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"They're not misunderstanding the film; they're co-opting a message"
Screencap from the interview linked in the quoted post

Marlow Stern (the interviewer):  You have one of the most renowned replies in Twitter history. Elon Musk tweeted out, “Take the red pill,” then Ivanka Trump enthusiastically wrote, “Taken!” to him, and then you replied, “Fuck both of you.” I’m curious how you feel about the co-opting of “The Matrix” by those on the right who don’t really seem to understand its messaging.

Lilly Wachowski: I mean, I can’t sit in a room and explain the movie to every single person who watches it. Even if I did sit in a room with Elon Musk and Ivanka Trump — yikes — it doesn’t matter. They’re not misunderstanding the film; they’re co-opting a message. And that’s what fascists do: They co-opt the messages of progressives and use it to their benefit to confuse and obfuscate what is going on and the intention of their ideology. They do it with everything. They do it with Martin Luther King Jr. Look at how they’ve changed the idea of what antisemitism is.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 13/09/2026
the best place to start any game series is the one you'll actually play
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chicken finished. So… next chicken?
A round black-and-white cat wearing a red bow tie sits in a loaf position on a bed, looking slightly upward
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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The weeks after 9/11 were filled with unhinged Islamophobia and any claim that we were completely united explicitly places them on the outside of who you consider to be American
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I forgot
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hi yes, can we get a cake for the table? it's our anniversary. What? no not us, charlie's
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 10/09/2026
he really hasn't changed at all
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 10/09/2026
Sony seems weirdly dedicated to not having good press this year
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Marsh Nix 💀 Final They @marshnix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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The Hundred Line 100line
ALT: The Hundred Line 100line
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Muz 🍀 @muzyoshi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ssb yoshi
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026
the next generation of game developers don’t need a special grant for 20 geniuses to get some walking around money they need entry level jobs that a) exist and b) keep existing next quarter
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 21/10/2025
I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong. Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.
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Ultimate Pullahoko @pullahoko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ranma
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
saw someone say "I don't get the media's fascination with this guy" wrt this story - rahm emanuel's brother is the CEO of WME Group, a huge media agency. he can get instant fawning press wherever & whenever he likes, which makes it all the more incredible that he is still so unpopular
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
im a finance guy with a podcast and i have very detailed and strongly held opinions on what medicine should be given to which children at what ages
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cat wearing a tie saying "don't get me started" in front of the Getting Me Started factory.
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!
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