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Chartreuse

@chartreuse.bsky.social
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Cat owner, book addict, fabric hoarding nightmare.

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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are some incredible indie sewing pattern creators. At the same time, there are also some who make me want to tear my hair out as they aren't accurate when it comes to the supposed sizing of the end garment. It's such a crapshoot. I need JoAnn Fabric, I'm blowing through my stash of muslin.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know it's fairly common for those of us with cats to save their shed whiskers, and now I'm wondering what other similar quirky things people who own other kinds of pets do?
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Dr. Alexis Turner @surliertexan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI propagandists are more willing to believe a computer program feels pain than a woman or black person.
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Sophie Lawson @lawsonsv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cartoon of a guy telling a computer to say “I am alive” and responding “oh my god” when the computer follows his prompt and says I AM ALIVE
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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DrJ,EdD @joejeph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of the awful things about all this is that pointing out the literacy crisis fuels the rhetoric of the EdTech and testing lobby, who use it to sell more products to districts who then throw books and curriculum out and and make the literacy problem *worse.*
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not everybody knows this, and everybody should. On Sept. 26, 1983, a Soviet nuclear warning system alerted Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov that the U.S. had launched a missile attack. He did not retaliate, preventing WWIII. This is a post about AI. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...
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Stanislav Petrov - Wikipedia
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have a tendency to be a completionist when it comes to video games. I've been playing Blood of the Dawnwalker. There's just too many wolves and it's particularly triggering. So hey, at least the dog attack is keeping me from wasting a lot of time.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you're a Dem who thinks you'll gain something by going anti-trans, look at Gallup's "most important problem" and Fox News' "most important issue" polling and see where trans issues rank. Whoever told you going anti-trans is a savvy or necessary move spends too much time on X and should be fired.
Gallup polling. "LGBTQ rights" moves between 0 and 1%.Fox news polling. Wokeness/transgender issues at 0%.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The past 24 hours have reiterated why I am very much a cat person. If you've ever wondered what it's like to be attacked by a 75 pound-ish sized dog with an aggression/territorial problem, I can state from personal experience that it is painful, traumatizing, & I do not recommend it.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why are so many ferengi verified on twitter
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just went through my shoes & realized that over half of them can be described as "quirky take on an oxford with a 2-3 inch heel." I had the realization that I've leaned towards quirky oxfords since high school. I guess this really is kind of a trademark of mine, along with the pixie haircut.
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I finished playing through Blood of the Dawnwalker this afternoon. While it's imperfect, I will give the writers credit for nailing emotional motivations for characters. Grief, unresolved trauma, self-hatred, guilt, were all played out accurately. Unfortunately, everyone needed Ye Olde Therapy.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
21st of september sheet music trombone part
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm flattered that my cat seems to think I can do anything about thunder and/or rain. In his eyes, I'm apparently just not doing my job and I'm just letting this happen. I can't decide if this is flattering that he thinks I have that much power, or if it's an insult that he thinks I'm a fuckup.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Societal shifts do not happen if people are unwilling to take a moral stand/be brave enough to do so. Appeasing the people who want to continue the status quo or make things worse doesn't mean things will improve, it just makes it more difficult in the long run as things become more entrenched.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I voted WITH Republicans" - regardless of what comes next - should be disqualifying for any Democrat in this cycle. Jesus, people. Read the room. Nobody is looking for nonpartisan cooperation right now.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/09/2026
Holy shit. Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined. "I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports." This is getting out of control.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
klingon mac and cheese recipe
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Simplicity has released another four vintage Gunne Sax/Jessica McClintock dress patterns. I'm having horrible flashbacks to Mormon church meetings. Hard pass.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This thread spells it out very well. This. THIS THIS THIS THIS.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We could probably compile a list of high schools in Georgia who have students who act like this. My kid was in marching band, our school's rival was notorious for this kind of abusive shitty behavior. Complaints were made. Nothing was done. Nothing changes.
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Racial slurs yelled at marching band leaving high school football game
Players were also spit on and forced to park across the street.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm not sure what mood this is or why, but amen, cat. Amen.
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🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇 @arsenalbat.art · 13/09/2026
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!!! Call it out for the unserious shit that it is!
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of my maxillary sinuses is prone to severe clogging, which causes misery when things get all backed up. It never fails to amaze me that something as basic as a clogged sinus can be painful and can throw everything off. ...now for another cup of tea, and hope it helps.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 12/09/2026
hey, kids, brought you present
product photo of a 24 count pack of multicolored Sharpie "Glam Pop" permanent markers
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you can't stand your kid having any color in their life, maybe parenting really shouldn't be for you. Kids deserve better than being treated like some sort of accessory to their parents.
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Shannon Ellery Hubbell @brundlefly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shared bond? I mostly remember being told I wasn’t a real American because I didn’t think we should nuke the Middle East.
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Choosin' Blexas @fkamono.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It was actually really creepy and fucked up to see everyone go insane with bloodlust but cool to know you’re into that
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Elliot @1t2ls.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They burned down the Assyrian Orthodox Church near my house and left a note in graffiti: “are you with us or against us?” The main feeling I remember was a sudden pervasive fear everywhere.
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Jinn, Insistent Witch (she/they) @polarisjinn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reducing Muslims and anyone remotely brown to terrorists, yeah, that was "unity". Great that you think we're missing MORE xenophobic messaging today. I remember my cousin getting assaulted as a student in NYC in the aftermath of insurmountable tragedy. Jfc some people just exhale toxins
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Potentially a controversial take, but I don't think that the US on the whole learned a damn thing from 9/11, other than learning just how deep xenophobia really runs in our culture and just how easily manipulated the general public tends to be.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It never fails to amaze me that every time I try to put fresh clean sheets on the bed, the cats magically appear. It doesn't matter what they were doing or where they were in the house, they just KNOW they need to come shed on the sheets.
A rather fat ticked tabby sitting on a bed.
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infopleaseh.bsky.social @infopleaseh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IMO you either believe in civil rights & liberties, or you don't. The rights that trans people are seeking aren't special rights, they are just basic civil rights that are supposed to come with personhood. Anyone against protecting the rights of trans people is someone who is denying them personhood
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a black cat. The text above the cat reads, "For a long time, black cats were said to be evil and working with the Devil."
The second panel zooms out and shows Sarah, the protagonist, next to the cat. The text above the pair reads "But now we know that's not true."
The third panel shows Sarah hugging the black cat.
The fourth panel shows an orange cat behind Sarah, standing with its arms reaching up as a fire blazes behind it. The text reads, "It's the orange cats."
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every one of Gillian's non-cis-straight-male fans right now:
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Dumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance'
ALT: Dumb And Dumber: Lloyd's 'There's a Chance'
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The longest that any octopus species lives is five years. Consider how quickly they learn. Now, imagine what that would be like if they had a lifespan that matched ours. I think it's probably safe to assume that they'd be the dominant "intelligent" species of earth, not mostly-hairless-apes.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If somebody is throwing around irrational hateful bs as an argument, you don't pretend to go along with it because it gives the argument weight. You're unintentionally giving it/them validation. You're silently telling them they have a real point, instead of reasoning with them or cutting it off.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
I'm not reading or reposting anyone's goddamn substack, but HRC supporting anti-trans candidates is clown shit.
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Fire Angel @fireangelbrc2fl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How hard is it to say, when pressed with trans issues by bad faith actors, “I care about people and trans people are people. And quite frankly, trans people didn’t start a war. They didn’t raise your grocery/gas prices. Trans people are not the problem”
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Team Blue No Matter Who is going to have their work cut out for them because I for one refuse to entertain voting for or even saying nice things about someone who wants to compromise on trans rights. Like get the fuck away from me.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It fascinates me how people want to immediately excuse behaviors if it's "their team", politically speaking. Just because the other party may be bad doesn't mean yours is automatically good. Everyone can suck here. We all need to step back and hold "our team" accountable, just as much we do others.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Seems pretty simple, if you are an organization willing to throw the trans community under the bus, you're not actually for equality. You can call yourself whatever the hell you want, but when push comes to shove, either you want everyone treated equally or you don't. You don't get to cherry pick.
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tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Silly prick clearly needs to walk a few more thousand miles to find and read a a proper biology book.
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Chartreuse @chartreuse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We had to cut the cats off when it came to treats, because they're fat, but also because the orange one throws tantrums if he thinks there's a chance he'll get a treat. With that said, I'm considering maybe getting a small box of treats & only giving them to the cats when the weather radio goes off.
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
At a 9/11 event, Trump fabricated a story about two firefighters carrying him away from an unstable building at ground zero. The truth: Trump was interviewed via phone and he bragged about how he now had the tallest building in NYC. More: substack.com/profile/2357...
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