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LEGO Allan Houston

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Where is my mind? Way out in the water. See it swimming.

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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 3h
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Mortal Kombat: Fatality
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 3h
Tyler Murray has the most aggressive “radio guy voice” I’ve heard in some time.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 6h
Yelp keeps calling trying to get me to buy ads. The rep is the worst. Would it be weird to leave a bad review of Yelp on Yelp? Or would this cause a rift in space-time?
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 7h
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
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Giancarlo Far Cry
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 7h
As far as I can tell Sports Illustrated is now a "the writer has to post their own work on Reddit to get some page views" publication and that really makes me sad.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 9h
Just catching up on the controversy du jour but... hasn't Shane Gillis always kind of sucked?
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nothing illustrates just how much dead time there is in an NFL game quite like watching play by play on a gamecast app.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hoon Lee is so freaking talented.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Billionaires shouldn't be a thing, latest example: gizmodo.com/a-billionair...
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A Billionaire Is Fueling a Rat Explosion in a Chicago Park in the Stupidest Way Possible
Undeterred by fines and warnings, 94-year-old electronics billionaire Barre Seid has been accused of creating a “public health hazard” by paying henchmen to feed park animals en masse.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In case anyone needed another reason to never, ever shop at Target...
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees' philosophy is "get to the playoffs and then it's anyone's game." The Yankees have a well-earned and documented reputation for folding like a cheap suit under playoff pressure. Who's gonna tell Hal that this equation doesn't work?
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Will not miss Trent Grisham.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've been a Yankee fan for a really long time. My mom likes to tell me she's never seen me as upset as I was after the 1981 World Series. So when I tell you I just hate the way this team plays - and have for years...
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TNT play by play guy keeps pronouncing things like RISP as words and I hate it. And I hate him.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Comic Book Guy's Life Regret & Explosion
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey... so if you get a text from "Stand Together for Truth" you should know that: - The organization is funded / run by Brad Parscale's company - They're apparently trying to build support for a war on Iran that's already happening. - Messing with them won't be fun.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN HIRE GUYS TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR YARD AND THEY WILL SHOW UP AND JUST DO IT? THE YARD IS GETTING TAKEN CARE OF AND NOT BY ME IT'S THE BEST!!!
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey, let me tighten up that headline for you a little bit, @nytimes.com "Some Rats Have Recognized that the Ship is Sinking"
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fact that I’m sharing this is in no way motivated by Adobe’s shitty subscription practices.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When I get a text from a political candidate - how does that process work? Anybody know? Is it volunteers actually sending out messages, or is it automated from one central hub?
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gonna go out on a limb here: John Steinbeck probably needed a hug.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Funny timing - literally minutes after posting this I got a survey from NYRA asking what I thought of my visit.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Visited the newly re-opened Belmont Park over the weekend and people... I have thoughts.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In fairness, we've all been in one group hug of celebration since the Knicks won.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So if I'm reading this correctly, the Iranian military that we've rendered totally inoperable is a credible threat against our forces IN FUCKING ENGLAND?!?
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Extreme pullage" Who is the clown calling this game? He is now my sworn enemy.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HBO Max doing a really good job of convincing me not to watch the rest of this game.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That one wasn't even in the zip code of the catcher's target.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's interesting to me when dog food commercials talk about how much the dogs like the taste of their product... Dogs have to be stopped from eating their own poop.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it really just the fifth inning?
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
STAY AT SECOND AUSTIN
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grisham looks like he's running through jello.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This was my view of Rice’s home run. I hate streaming games.
“We’ll be right back” screen - and very much not the live feed of Yankees / Rays
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They change personnel, but they consistently play super-tight in big spots. That's gotta be on Boone, doesn't it?
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a stupid bullshit embarassment of a stadium. Contract this team immediately.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh, look at that... the Yankees looking like they're playing baseball for the first time in a big spot. Shocking, that.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today Meta (yes, I'm still on Facebook - can't ditch it entirely for professional reasons) decided I wanted to see content from RFK Jr., and the Daily Caller that shit cannot possibly be an accident.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And - assuming, against all odds - this unicorn ethics bill actually passes and is signed into law. Donald Trump is suddenly going to be bound by ethics laws? C'mon.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Prototype for today's Republican party, amirite?
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giants will take a lot of heat off the Jets if they blow this.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Almost can’t wait for my Monday morning dev standup - my Zoom background just got a major upgrade.
Autographed Patrick Ewing jersey now hanging in my home office.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just saw a commercial funded by "Texas PAC" asking voters to support "the Republican ticket." The messaging wasn't subtle - it was basically "Yes, Paxton sucks, but we need to elect him anyway." Worth noting: I'm not anywhere near Texas. Feels more than a little thirsty, if we're being honest.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jets making Bagent look like Tom Brady. Not a fan.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I could do this tomorrow and end up with nine different records…
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They deserve to lose this game after that play. Little leaguers know better than that.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you fucking kidding me? And with two outs?
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People asking the government to regulate AI: Spend 10 or 15 minutes learning about how the government regulates data privacy. It's a mess. And AI is way more complicated. They absolutely should regulate AI. And they absolutely do not have the expertise to do it.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am optimistic about the November elections - but I am flat-out terrified about the shit Trump and a lame-duck Republican majority might try between November and January.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So Sonny Gray hates the Yankees and feels disrespected by the Red Sox and I'm wondering if he's considered the possibility that he's just an unhappy person.
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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Kiefer Sutherland & Jami Gertz in The Lost Boys (1987)
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