Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. But give a monkey a beer and some fireworks, and the weekend starts here. 35412
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17171491959
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is so very funny youtu.be/SHUvSffmLIQ?...youtu.beMost TV is Just This NowYouTube video by Michael Spicer 55971307
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.social1,129 Bastards @john3ners.bsky.social · 28/09/2026life comes at you fast when you're a gobshite 1114934
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can you take 2 mins to respond to Ofwat's consultation to demand they BLOCK the water bill hike. If water companies can't survive without hiking our bills, let them go bust and bring them into public ownership. Deadline: midnight Thurs 24th Sept weownit.org.uk/NoBillHikeweownit.org.ukOfwat: No to water bills hike, let them go bust - Respond by midnight on Thursday 24th SeptemberDemand that Ofwat says no to bill hikes. Let water companies go bust and bring them into public ownership for nothing. 000
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialAuthor Krishna Prasanth Guttikonda @krishna-author.bsky.social · 18/09/2026#booksky #books #Kindleunlimited #thriller #suspense #romance #novels #geopolitical #mythological #darkromance #women #contemporary #fiction #fantasy #crime #amazon #sifi #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #author #readers #indie 16575136
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Slow Horses. Like getting back with old friends. 010
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Looking at YOU, microwave that I've replaced twice. 000
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off 34391617
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialThe puppies Penn & Teller, and Richard @rdaily.medsky.social · 15/09/2026Peak 541793207
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026To all retail outfits: — I ordered a jigsaw. For my other half. — I ordered a yellow ink cartridge. For my printer. I don’t need repeated emails, weeks later, asking to review the fucking purchase and service quality. 021
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026LAST CHANCE to experience The Onion's 9/11 issue the same way a terrified nation did 25 years ago—in print. Become a member, and get your very own copy of this historic edition. membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?… 1356263
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialJD @jag032507.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Netanyahu is a murderous tyrant and Israel is acting like a terrorist state. If you think that makes me antisemitic then go ahead and block me. 1513133
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026🚨 An undercover investigation shown on Channel 4 exposed Reform figures allegedly breaking the law over foreign funding. Now demand a full criminal investigation. Sign the petition. 🔥 you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/in...you.38degrees.org.ukSign the petition to hold politicians to accountTogether, we can make sure no one - however rich or powerful they may be - is allowed to take us or our democracy for a ride. 000
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialDavid Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Don't forget that if you don't like something you probably shouldn't repost it. 1337
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialThomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My meme is making it's debut for the Burnham government. 1126478
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Listening to a mix of three albums by the late William Orbit. It's like revisiting a personal 1990s soundtrack. Just need my old Mazda and an open New Zealand highway and I could almost be there. 000
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialProf Bill McGuire @profbillmcguire.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Well, this is a surprise - says no-one whatsoever www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comSummer of 2026 was UK’s hottest on record, Met Office saysMeteorologists say average mean temperature of 16.5C was made 130 times more likely by climate crisis 610726
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This. Seriously. Stop doing it. You might have found something enraging. You think we should all know so you take a screenshot. WE FUCKING DON’T. 030
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialStephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026 133118392583
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Still unbeaten. RIP 2570137
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Another 70s paranoia par excellence film. Haven’t seen it in decades, damn it’s good. 000
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialMike D London @mikedlondon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026'Invasion': LATEST No wonder Refuk and the Tories have shifted focus onto hating on foreigners already living in the UK legally. 55529
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Silo, Season 3. I've hit episode 4, or is it 5, I'm really starting to not care... ...does this get any better than its current dumb-as-fuck "oh I've forgotten everything" plotline? 000
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026This is one of my often-visited melodramas. Evry time, my god is it lovely to watch. Adjani at her most luminous, French history at one of its bloodiest. 001
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Excalibur. Expository shouting, hammy acting by nearly everyone from Rada, 80s lens flare, oversaturated colour, all the homo-eroticness you could shake a stick at, and Helen Mirren… …I’m in hog heaven. 010
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialPeter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Of course, Bluesky is a bubble and long may it continue. I don't invite the local knuckle dragging racist when planning a night out with friends. 09311
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I mean, I’m just so sick and tired of him. His face. His voice. His very fucking existence. Yes, this can be applied to quite a number of absolute cunts at the moment. 020
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Looking at USians on this site. It's been ... lots of years now. And I'm sympathetic, really. But this is, basically, "move fast, break things" -- writ large. Like it was telegraphed it was going to be. All these calls to "impeach" and constitutional stuff ... it's not happening, is it? 000
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialKuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I think it's probably time to post this again ... www.change.org/p/replace-ch...change.orgSign the PetitionReplace Chris Mason with a neutral voice 14244102
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialGreg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Happy 10 year anniversary of the best mic drop on Twitter. Hard to believe it’s been so long! Congrats @astrokatie.com 121121292062
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I do similar: when I've emptied a wine bottle into my other half's glass, I "wring" it out for any last drops. Will only stop doing it when she stops laughing. 000
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialJames Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Helpful update from the BBC here if you need advice after staring at the sun. 637272
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialWraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Really? Nobody? Fine, I’ll do it myself: 231
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Travelodge are arguably absolute cunts but look, they gave one of the women a £30 refund afterwards. 000
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Apparently there’s some accolades for the hateful ex-prick we’re expected to lap up before this rag is finished with him. 021
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialBryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 07/08/2026I saw someone refer to homeschooling as “trickle down stupidity.” Immediate addition to my lexicon. 465130822270
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Finally. This baby has been needing the 4K love for what feels like forever.bfi.org.ukKen Russell’s The Devils definitive 4K restoration to launch ahead of major BFI retrospectiveBFI Distribution and Warner Bros. Clockwork unveil a 30 October 2026 cinema release and a major BFI Southbank retrospective celebrating Ken Russell’s work in summer 2027. 000
tomaustin.bsky.social @tomaustin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026RIP, king, your stuff was part of my personal soundtrack from the late 90s onwards.theguardian.comWilliam Orbit, pop producer for Madonna, All Saints and more, dies aged 69Musician’s projects included Madonna’s Ray of Light, Blur’s 13 and All Saints’ chart-topping singles Pure Shores and Black Coffee 100
Reposted by @tomaustin.bsky.socialObsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 06/08/2026I just think they're neat 13809154