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Scary Squirrel 🎃

@chaossquirrel.bsky.social
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
"We understand that it is our responsibility to teach Cornell collegiates what a good Rape Essay looks like. Rape Essays 101 is the best manifestation of this commitment that our most tenured minds could come up with." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
promising young woman (2020)
[scene from promising young woman]

I mean it's every guy's worst nightmare getting accuses like that 

can you guess what every womams worst nightmare is?
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re shipping sensitive military supplies the same way Walmart’s shipping the cowgirl boots for my Halloween costume lmao
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
as a big boobs and good morals haver i think i speak for all if us when i say we will miss our leader
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When you’re an adult, no one can stop you from giving yourself a manicure the color of Flamin Hot Cheetos
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are unquestionably sending people to their deaths, all because the President and his appointees are making policy based on pure racism and bigotry.
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
$250 million and I get to hang out with Pokemon doing habitat restoration for a year 🥹💕
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And lo, when she had almost forgotten, she was remind’d
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One month into owning a house, thinking about starting to compost
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We need a website that specifically curates happy photos of the animal actors who play sad parts. Yes I’m Odyssey posting
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is rape culture.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
hey sorry i was weird earlier that's just who i am as a person
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Cool to open LinkedIn, like a post about queer rights, and immediately be served homophobic suggested content lmao
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/07/2026
working on the laptop from your couch instead of your desk is like 40% of a vacation day
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emerald @thegemthecolor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
all seven tapes from seven shows in seven cities from @themountaingoats.bsky.social's HYPNOTIC WAVES 2026 tour are now all up on the live music archive! columbus! kalamazoo! st. louis! nashville! charlotte! athens! go listen! it's good for you! archive.org/details/@lil...
seven album covers for seven mountain goats tapes arranged in an offset grid with a photo of a stormy ocean in the background.

the tapes are from the HYPNOTIC WAVES tour including recordings from Columbus, Kalamazoo, St. Louis, Nashville, Lexington, Charlotte, and Athens.

tape cover art by emerald (@thegemthecolor.bsky.social)
tapes recorded by kyle (@kyle2.bsky.social)
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Don’t forget to put out Bud Light and sliders for Uncle Sam tonight
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I think I’m into soccer now 😅
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is such a disgusting, racist lie. When I was growing up, Springfield was a shell of a town. Wittenberg was the only thing keeping it going. Immigrants have breathed life into it and the entire surrounding area
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 25/06/2026
One last thing: I often see people saying things like ‘never talk to the police without a lawyer’ and a lot of people don’t have lawyers and are like, what should I do? The answer is that you should not talk to the police at all.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
In one of my bio classes, we went to a graveyard & studied the # kids<5 who died by year. It was sobering to see kids who never got a chance & whose parents would’ve given anything to have vaccines. imo everyone should have to do that, bc I’d rather have ppl learn that way than see stories like this
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tapioca boba & jelly tea🧋 I want to like it, but I just don’t 😭 (lil fruit boba that pop easily are fine though, totally a texture thing)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Meet Crumb, Button, and Clover. A friend in the Bay Area found them behind a gas station. Unfortunately, she isn't able to keep them, so if she can't find someone to adopt them, they will be going to a shelter. Can you help me find them a home? They are in good health and very tame.
Three kittens in a small cage. Two are orange; one is black. The black cat wearing a blue scarf.The two orange cats in a blanket and wearing blue scarves.The two orange cats laying next to each other while wearing blue scarves.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 03/06/2026
It is important to set quantitative and achievable goals and in that spirit I have decided I will be 20% more gay this month 🏳️‍🌈
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It's June
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Having a garlic & onion and a cold brew to make my breath as off putting as humanly possible
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Remembering my elementary school class trip here hits different now
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
More movies and concerts should be 90 minutes
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
He's just a good negotiator.
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Przepraszamy za naszego idiotę 😔
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!
Uggi the dog next to my hand, holding a copy of Dead Weight Two copies of Dead Weight with teethmarks
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
relatedly, “legal“ does not mean “morally justifiable.” We have many laws that are not morally justifiable.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i just can't stress enough how getting your foot in the door at DOJ used to be a knife fight against the best knife fighters in the country and now they're begging people to join
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
You can basically just go outside and get a cat for free. Like they’ll just appear out of nowhere. And once you have one, and people know about it? Boom, cats for life bc your friend’s mom found one at the church or w/e and knows you’d take good care of her
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Happy May Day!!!
Black and white drawing of a woman in a draped gown standing within a large floral garland. Pro-worker slogans are on the ribbon wrapping the garland.

Titled:
• A GARLAND FOR • MAY-DAY •1895 • DEDICATED TO THE WORKERS BY WALTER CRANE •
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Stefan Bohacek @fediverse.stefanbohacek.online · 01/05/2026
Happy #InternationalWorkersDay! ✊ #MayDay #workers #WorkingClass #WorkersRights #WorkerSolidarity #labor
A vertically-split three-panel hand-drawn protest artwork. Each panel is labeled with "8 hours" above it and additional text below it:

- 8 hours for work (person working)
- 8 hours for rest (person sleeping)
- 8 hours for what we will (a couple on a boat, woman reading newspaper called Union Advocate)
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
doing things to help the people who live near you is a very good way to abate your stress about the world at large. there is very little you can do to prevent the horrors far away, but there is so much you can do to care for your neighbors
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
i am not a lawyer but an employee handbook should not, under any circumstances, contain the quote “no does not mean no”
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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Not only should all video calls be off camera, I’d prefer everyone close their eyes for in-person meetings.
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Me going “oh I could knit that”
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Maxwell Frost @maxwellfrost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
THE HOUSE JUST VOTED TO EXTENDED TPS FOR HAITI!!! Thank you, Rep. Ayanna Pressley for your leadership on this. Proud to help co-lead this effort for our Haitian brothers, sisters, and siblings. What a day.
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Jesus Christ the middle-aged women behind me in line are having ChatGPT make their Cava bowls
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Never, ever forget that fascists are losers and they can’t survive democratic elections because fascism sucks
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
a criminal conviction isn’t required to say someone does not have the moral character to run for office and i don’t understand why this needs to be said over and over and over again.
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Honestly I can’t find my phone most of the time so I feel this
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I think I could easily convince my cat the moon is made of cheese
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