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Scary Squirrel 🎃

@chaossquirrel.bsky.social
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
"We understand that it is our responsibility to teach Cornell collegiates what a good Rape Essay looks like. Rape Essays 101 is the best manifestation of this commitment that our most tenured minds could come up with." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
promising young woman (2020)
[scene from promising young woman]

I mean it's every guy's worst nightmare getting accuses like that 

can you guess what every womams worst nightmare is?
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They’re shipping sensitive military supplies the same way Walmart’s shipping the cowgirl boots for my Halloween costume lmao
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Christ, these people are monsters. Just monsters. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fwiw Consumer Reports says September is a good time to buy a grill (I have never bought one though)
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of my coworkers had to ask what year it’d happened 👵🏻
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I like that this post reads like a cat wrote it (cat tax included)
Grey cat with a white tummy and paws lying next to a sunbeam on a slightly scuffed, reddish tile floor. The cat is tummy out, eyes closed, and totally relaxed. Met him at an architectural salvage store
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
as a big boobs and good morals haver i think i speak for all if us when i say we will miss our leader
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When you’re an adult, no one can stop you from giving yourself a manicure the color of Flamin Hot Cheetos
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We are unquestionably sending people to their deaths, all because the President and his appointees are making policy based on pure racism and bigotry.
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
$250 million and I get to hang out with Pokemon doing habitat restoration for a year 🥹💕
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And lo, when she had almost forgotten, she was remind’d
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
One month into owning a house, thinking about starting to compost
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The only one I’ve read is Mexican Gothic 😅 (which I adored)
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We need a website that specifically curates happy photos of the animal actors who play sad parts. Yes I’m Odyssey posting
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is rape culture.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
hey sorry i was weird earlier that's just who i am as a person
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Alani is spot on, the fitness girlies at work got the rest of us hooked 😭
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I didn’t even know it went that high 😭
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Cool to open LinkedIn, like a post about queer rights, and immediately be served homophobic suggested content lmao
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/07/2026
working on the laptop from your couch instead of your desk is like 40% of a vacation day
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emerald @thegemthecolor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
all seven tapes from seven shows in seven cities from @themountaingoats.bsky.social's HYPNOTIC WAVES 2026 tour are now all up on the live music archive! columbus! kalamazoo! st. louis! nashville! charlotte! athens! go listen! it's good for you! archive.org/details/@lil...
seven album covers for seven mountain goats tapes arranged in an offset grid with a photo of a stormy ocean in the background.

the tapes are from the HYPNOTIC WAVES tour including recordings from Columbus, Kalamazoo, St. Louis, Nashville, Lexington, Charlotte, and Athens.

tape cover art by emerald (@thegemthecolor.bsky.social)
tapes recorded by kyle (@kyle2.bsky.social)
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This reminds me that I recently saw Woke Inc on the bottom shelf of a Half Price Books clearance aisle. He’s really cooking on all fronts
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Don’t forget to put out Bud Light and sliders for Uncle Sam tonight
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bluesky pics aren’t loading for me rn, but that alt text was perfect lmao
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I think I’m into soccer now 😅
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This is such a disgusting, racist lie. When I was growing up, Springfield was a shell of a town. Wittenberg was the only thing keeping it going. Immigrants have breathed life into it and the entire surrounding area
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 25/06/2026
One last thing: I often see people saying things like ‘never talk to the police without a lawyer’ and a lot of people don’t have lawyers and are like, what should I do? The answer is that you should not talk to the police at all.
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Potato
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Wasted in Grand Theft Auto
Alt: “Wasted” death screen in Grand Theft Auto
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The dedication I want from all politicians 🌭
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
In one of my bio classes, we went to a graveyard & studied the # kids<5 who died by year. It was sobering to see kids who never got a chance & whose parents would’ve given anything to have vaccines. imo everyone should have to do that, bc I’d rather have ppl learn that way than see stories like this
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hi, bi person here, don’t invoke me to justify your transphobia. Trans folks are an integral part of our community
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tapioca boba & jelly tea🧋 I want to like it, but I just don’t 😭 (lil fruit boba that pop easily are fine though, totally a texture thing)
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ooh I’m genuinely curious about this one—is it the cold?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Meet Crumb, Button, and Clover. A friend in the Bay Area found them behind a gas station. Unfortunately, she isn't able to keep them, so if she can't find someone to adopt them, they will be going to a shelter. Can you help me find them a home? They are in good health and very tame.
Three kittens in a small cage. Two are orange; one is black. The black cat wearing a blue scarf.The two orange cats in a blanket and wearing blue scarves.The two orange cats laying next to each other while wearing blue scarves.
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Thank you! ❤️
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ooh which labeler is it?
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 03/06/2026
It is important to set quantitative and achievable goals and in that spirit I have decided I will be 20% more gay this month 🏳️‍🌈
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Not the preci-piss 🫡
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It's June
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Bought a 2025 Prius with 20% down, 36-month term and decent rates last year and can confirm the payment is $780. It’s bad out there. They only gave me like $2500 for my 2013 Prius, which I’m sure they turned around and sold for several times that
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Having a garlic & onion and a cold brew to make my breath as off putting as humanly possible
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Then they realize CLE is too blue and decide to route you to closest county airport where the crop dusting planes land
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Remembering my elementary school class trip here hits different now
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Scary Squirrel 🎃 @chaossquirrel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A Taxi Driver (2017) is an extremely good fictional version of the uprising and is currently on Kanopy (free for many with US library cards)
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