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@tiddypills.bsky.social
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head writer @tolariancommunitycollege.com regular writer @ my house

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Alma Avalle @goodbyealma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ Has Menace and Ward 2 @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Canadian Highlander
Shitload of printed proxies on a page
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bridget @bridget.party · 02/09/2026
a 4 panel comic. in the first panel, a girl is looking at someone's art on her computer monitor, with a neutral expression. a speech bubble at the top says "my work is shoddy compared to this." in the second panel, she's looking at a portrait in a museum. another speech bubble says "my work is shoddy compared to this." in the third panel, she's watching a movie in a theater, with a thought bubble saying "my work is shoddy compared to this." in the last panel, there is no border; the background stretches behind all 3 other panels. it's just after sunset and she's lying in a field of grass. there's a crescent moon in the sky, and faint stars are coming out. there are hills and trees lining the horizon, and visible curly lines of wind blowing through the grass gently. text around her, not contained in a speech bubble, reads "my work is shoddy compared to this." she has a content smile on her face.
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
super proud of this one. hope you enjoy!
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
uncritical support for ken jennings & them.us btw
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
looking through old pics i stumbled across my first and second drafts of Breach (i guess it took me 13 minutes to remember Jace Wielder of Mysteries)
a notes app decklist from December 31, 2019 at 1:32 PM. the list was:

Jeskai Grindr
4 goblin engineer
1 lab maniac
4 simian spirit guide
4 serum visions
4 opt
3 idyllic tutor
4 underworld breach
4 grinding station
4 Mox opal
4 mishra's bauble
4 arcum's astrolabe
2 engineered explosives
4 prismatic vista
4 scalding tarn
2 steam vents
1 hallowed fountain
2 snow covered island
2 snow covered mountain
1 snow covered plains
2 darksteel citadela notes app decklist from December 31, 2019 at 1:45 PM. the list was:

Jeskai Grindr
3 goblin engineer
4 simian spirit guide
1 Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
4 serum visions
4 opt
3 idyllic tutor
4 underworld breach
4 grinding station
4 Mox opal
4 mishra's bauble
4 arcum's astrolabe
3 engineered explosives
4 prismatic vista
4 scalding tarn
2 steam vents
1 hallowed fountain
2 snow covered island
2 snow covered mountain
1 snow covered plains
2 darksteel citadel
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Jules @commedesfuckon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
gonna be laid up in bed for a month but bills still need paying, please share www.gofundme.com/f/jules-ffs-...
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Donate to Jules' FFS Recovery Fund, organized by Amelia Menzel
My name is Jules, I’m a trans woman painter and former sex worker living and working in Brook… Amelia Menzel needs your support for Jules' FFS Recovery Fund
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
an Arena powered cube draft with only two pics. p1p1 Balance, p1p2 Demonic Tutor
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the vast majority of this script was written by the newest addition to our writers room, @mixolydia.bsky.social 🤩. i'm very excited for the future of TCC with Amy on board
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 05/08/2026
Huge shoutout to @mixolydia.bsky.social, our Assistant Producer and awesome new addition to our writing team, who wrote and developed this script under the direction of our Head Writer Jesse Robkin! 🔥
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 05/08/2026
Are you going to The Hobbit prerelease this weekend? Check out our complete prerelease deckbuilding guide for everything you need to know: youtu.be/KDNr-raXpVg #MagicTheGathering
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
bro
a hardcover copy of Next Level Magic Forever wrapped in bubble wrapthe second page of NLMF’s table of contents featuring bsky user Jesse Robkin among names such as Reid Duke, Gabriel Nassif, and Patrick Sullivanthe first page of my chapter :,)
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Sloane @emulsion.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
zohran mandani drop off that disposable at new york's only film lab run by trans women full spectrum photo
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Herzatz Fish @herzatz.fish · 26/07/2026
Reed Richard and Dr Doom playing at the final of the Pro Tour Marvel Super Heroes
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Matt Sperling @mattsperling.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He waited so damn long for his first in-universe set.
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Doctor Doom i owe you an apology. i wasn’t really familiar with your game
screenshot from the Doctor Doom wikipedia page that reads “Doom placed second in a magic tournament”
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Daniel Weissmann @danweiss.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Imagine someone saying the Polish or French resistance killing a German soldier "is a crime in its own right". Laughable.
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
y'all ever work really hard on something that drives you insane and then finish it and go to bed? nothin better
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it’d be so sick to make the Matrix and then just live for another 20+ years. be like damn that was crazy . what else should i get up to?
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
no matter how advanced it gets, AI cannot replace writing for the same reason the solutions in the back of a textbook don’t replace math homework
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
if you're stressing about your existing writing style sounding like AI you are NGMI. who cares if the robots overuse "it's not ___, it's ___" ? if that's the best way to convey whatever it is you want to say, then use the phrase. write with your chest
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
let he who has not gotten carried away with unilateral control over millions of american lives cast the first stone
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
search it up! get it straight!
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
we'd love to do more of these! pls give it a watch & lmk what you think
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
up there w The Devil in the “obvious make-believe fear tactic“ category (current all-star vs GOAT situation)
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i'd thought my adderall was having less effect lately but here i am manic posting on bsky at 5 p.m.
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it's so funny that this post is very obviously dripping with emotion. look i am only human
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
that Israel is another country we cannot control is all the more reason to prioritize candidates who treat it as such over those who treat it like our picked-on little brother
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
we'd love to do more of these! pls give it a watch & lmk what you think
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
so humbling to realize a word you've been using for years means something entirely different. i found out the other day that titular and eponymous are not synonyms
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Finally dug up my favorite Odyssey tweet ever
@Owl_Meat on Twitter

Cyclops (crying): omg I'm so ugly

Odysseus:*puts hand on shoulder* Nobody cares

12:22PM 2/3/16
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it's so ass that i write all my best work between the hours of midnight and 4 a.m.
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Cammy! @camelliagrass.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Finally made time to watch this; loved it. Superb pacing & structure. Earns every bit of the run time. Plus it hits the nostalgia for an oldhead like me. I picked up a playset early from draft & trading at my college town LGS and proceeded to make everyone there regret it in standard til it rotated
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
when google docs gets excited that it predicted the next word i'm about to type it's like yes you nailed it, the word after "teeming" will be "with" . but please relax
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
the GOP party line that the left needs to "tone down the rhetoric" when calling a spade a spade (re the operations of this fascist admin) is a clear precursor to an attempt to explicitly criminalize dissent
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
ever since alma moved out i haven't been able to get through a loaf of bread without it molding. i eat 2 slices a day and haven't even gotten close
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
just 70 hours left to help Muscle hit their stretch goal. if YOU 🫵 want to see female body builders in 35MM on a big screen near you, then give this kickstarter your money! you can even get a sick tank, tote, or hat for your trouble 🤠
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It would be amazing to see @muscledistribution.bsky.social hit their 35MM print stretch goal. Can you pledge? Share the link one last time to fans of indie film & queer history--and tell your straight friends with money that opening their wallets is praxis 😎 www.muscle-distribution.com/kickstarter
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
bringing a capsule wardrobe to the function
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the way a lot of tgirls often use the word chaser is honestly so transmisogynistic
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Patrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My oldest daughter has spent most of the past year asking if she could see The Backrooms when it came out. I went to see it in advance with my wife, and after some consideration, we decided to say yes. (Spoiler: She had a blast) www.crossplay.news/p/taking-a-k...
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My Nine-Year-Old’s First R-Rated Movie
Yes, I took her to see The Backrooms.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No one needs permission. You can just get started where you are. A group of 5 people is a good way to begin.
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
RIP current state...
a laptop alert that reads 
"Rip current state...
Just issued"
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Class is in session 🤓📝 m.youtube.com/watch?v=LrK2...
m.youtube.com
Umezawa's Jitte: Magic The Gathering's Iconic Design Mistake
YouTube video by Tolarian Community College
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MTG Arena @mtgarena.com · 17/07/2026
We're excited to announce that the return of the Pro Tour Hall of Fame is, THIS YEAR! We're sharing more details this Sunday on our Pro Tour stream right after the Quarter Finals. Make sure to tune in at twitch.tv/Magic!
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i forget what the colors mean is this good
a map of brooklyn covered in red and yellow with an air quality index of 114
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
it’s crazy that the potion seller guy wrote challengers
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Maury Matcha
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jesse @tiddypills.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
my (i assume new) neighbor has taken to pounding on the wall of my office/living room anytime i’m on a phone/video call regardless of time of day. it’s happened 4 times in the past two days at 4:10a, 8:45p, 11:40a and 8:40p. i’m speaking at a normal volume & have lived here for a year with no issue.
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