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Matt Rees

@chalfie.bsky.social
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ADHD gamer that is addicted to buying tons of games but only ever completing about 1% of them.

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know what Ipswich. Big respect for this 🚜
Image: a picture of various blue stim toys on a blue football stadium seat with a blue Ipswich Town drawstring bag 
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To mark the start of Sensory Processing
Awareness Month and ADHD Awareness Month, we are pleased to launch our brand new 'build your own' sensory packs.
Packs are now from the online store, with more info available on the club app and website.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Tap, tap, tap at the window. Bloody AI Greta Garbo, trying to sell me ball bearings.”
Pete and Dud.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 28/09/2026
Carly responded to a Bluesky post two years ago when I was in a panic and needed someone to do some really basic photoshop. Instead she came up with illustrations that shaped how the publication looked. Do send her more work if you need actual talented human illustration.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can't stop watching this. Please send help.
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A slightly tricky one to write but I did promise honesty from the start. janehill64.substack.com/p/sometimes-...
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Sometimes a duck is a duck
On trying to avoid wishful thinking
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two people I knew took their own lives last week - we still view mental health with too much cynicism and not enough compassion - remember @samaritans.bsky.social and @calmzone.bsky.social - it is not weak to share how you feel #mentalhealth #depression #suicideawareness
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely cannot argue with this.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No matter how you answer “the better of two sci fi franchises” in this NYT crossword, the other clues still work. Even more diabolical, if you give Star Trek as the answer, 71 down is the Star Wars answer.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Child drowning deaths have doubled in the last five years. Jeremiah, as well as all those taking part in this scheme, is helping to bring that number down, teaching kids who would not otherwise be able to afford swimming lessons. What a guy. #NiceThings
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Inspirational boy who helped teach 780 children to swim for free
Jeremiah Carnegie wanted to give back to the pool that he achieved so much in
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My classics Phd professor: “I want you to do a thesis” Me: “you want me to kill a minotaur?” Them: “congratulations, you’ve passed”
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can't come to work today boss as I have had a loss of wine transmission. Doctor has given me some carafes to help with the pain.
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh Misfits boxing on DAZN is cheering me up. Much like what would happen if I ever entered a boxing ring. Hewitt vs Kimbo Bimbo is fantastic.
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mine was purely the evil scarecrow thing from Worzel Gummidge. Everything else on my list pales into insignificance in comparison.
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inkle @inkle.co · 11/09/2026
🎙️ Call for voice actors! 🎭 We're looking for two lead voices for our next game. - One male and one female, vocal age 40 to 60 - Cornish / Welsh / South-West England accent If that's you, please send an acting sample to info@inklestudios.com, marked “casting call”. (Paid, ofc) <3 RTs!
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Patrick Stewart's Witty 'Acting' Moment
ALT: Patrick Stewart's Witty 'Acting' Moment
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 10/09/2026
IKEA’s made a Skyrim mod where you get a bookshelf companion voiced by Matt Berry www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tBl...
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KALLAX STORAGEBORN, a free creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ from IKEA.
YouTube video by IKEA UK
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A detail missing from The Times story… the woman who took the photo shared it to a Facebook group called ‘South east patriots’.
Facebook post showing the photo of three white women on a train with a group of black-clad, masked men being shared to a group called ‘South east patriots’
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am absolutely hooked on The Blood Of Dawnwalker. Didn't think it would be my thing, but it is fantastic. Really great story telling and the game mechanics make me feel like my decisions mean something.
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KateW @kateweb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you're in the mood for free to air Marvel movies, Film4's showing them on Saturdays at 8pm - which means they're also available to stream on Channel4.com. So far, there's Black Panther, Doctor Strange and Captain Marvel up there, with at least Shang Chi and Endgame to come.
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TIL that the feminine voice in High Voltage by Electric Six is actually Jack White from the White Stripes, omg
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I live nearby so no probs for me to pick up if it is still going.
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Haunter @holybible.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am interested in Napoleon III's corpse if nobody else wants it
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is one of the new football rule changes that Hey Jude must be played before kick off at all Premier League games? Massive Beatles fan, so no problem with the song!
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I always get so much joy from reading this ❤️
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
amazing interview, incredible human being www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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‘I don’t chase the dollar. I never did’: the astonishing hidden life of Mr T
He grew up in the ghetto, became a global superstar – then gave it all up. Why did he step away from the spotlight?
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Ocean Colour Scene Oasis Dannii Minogue Pulp Coldplay Paul McCartney Arctic Monkeys Meatloaf Elvis (slightly hard one to explain!) Adele
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m afraid I have some sad news. We had to say goodbye to our little Nutmeg on Friday morning. She was having trouble walking so we took her to the hospital in London on Tuesday but she got progressively worse. We were able to give her a cuddle at the end. I love this picture Karen took of us.
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Teal Dixons
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What the fuck, now Optimus Prime has gone. Is there no end to this?
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Now Tim Curry 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jane Fonda’s tribute to Dolly is perfect.
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I am devastated. I just learned that Dolly has moved on. I know that millions are mourning and I want to say this - more than anyone I have ever known, Dolly will always be with us because she was so present, so powerful, so generous and playful that she is woven into all our lives and hearts forever. We have our memories of her, her songs, Dollywood, "9to5," the millions of books she got into the hands of children, all the iconic images that bring her to us. And they are all blessings. Let's be grateful for all that she has left us to ease our sadness now. I never knew anyone like her. She was simultaneously a naughty, playful southern gal from the hollows of
Tennessee and a deep, soulful thinker who could see through people right down to their true selves. She was many things...lyricist, songstress, player of many instruments, writer, prankster, visionary, loyal friend, who'd never go to bed before she and her friends had laughed so hard
they'd have to cross their legs.
She had a survivor's instinct and seemed to always know just what to do, just what to say, to make things right....and then she's stick her butt out the car window and moon Kenny Roger's home. She was the voluptuous embodiment of empathy. That's something of hers she'd want us all to take with us.
To her gay and trans fans, I want you to know that she loved you. You know that without me telling you. She loved all her fans and they are legion. And you know she doesn't want y'all to mourn now. Dress up and celebrate her spirit. But first, watch the final episode of Grace and Frankie where she's an Angel, the head honcho working class angel in Heaven.
RIP, beautiful woman. We love you.
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️ I'm in tears at the news. Hope BBC play her Glastonbury set from a few years back so we can admire her greatness again.
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Not here to fuck spiders" is my favourite new phrase.
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Deb Chachra @debcha.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This explainer out of Australia is genuinely useful background and analysis of what happened with the Canada-US trade deal last night. Note that it is extremely and delightfully sweary. Also there’s an appended glossary of Australian slang. ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
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KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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Richard J @preachypreach.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Genuinely inconceivable now in terms of being able to get that many people on set for a TV-only advert for a fizzy drink sold only in Britain. (Which is quite a shame in many ways)
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It was lovely meeting up with Emily the Mastermind of Moquettes for a future favourite station feature.
Selfie
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have watched this at least 15 times today.
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Harrison Ford and Cookie Monster nom nomming their way through the Indiana Jones theme fills me with an unreasonable level of joy.
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Greg @gregularjoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom.... 🍪
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Infant school teacher absolutely in bits marking my work (Getting notes aged 6).
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A brilliant set of questions. Our neurodiversity group at work were just talking about it. None of us want to watch it as just the thought makes our blood boil.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
On my first shift working in A&E I had to remove an object a man "had sat on" from his arse. He didn't take it home with him. I washed it and took it home. I had my husband create a frame to display it on the wall in our downstairs toilet. It's been a talking point for 27 years.
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'm all here for this
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Helen Czerski @helenczerski.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A lovely little bit of physics that you might have spotted if you ever play with a slinky. We should all play more, because we should all embrace our curiosity. And finding out how the physical world works is fun!
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Matt Rees @chalfie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
iPlayer always makes me laugh when this message pops up. All very polite and British 😂 "If you could be awfully kind and ensure you had a licence, that would be lovely. Thank you so much. Sorry for the inconvenience."
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s been an emotional day. This morning my eldest son, my sister and her husband travelled down to the University of Plymouth’s graduation ceremony for the arts faculty.
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Chris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If you haven't seen it yet, BBC's montage at the end of the World Cup was fucking tremendous www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Fi...
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BBC FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing Montage
YouTube video by Pick Six Productions Xtra
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