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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The stakes are quite high.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nights are drawing in, time to start preparing for vampire season.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never did get round to adding the “talk this way” stickers to the corridors at work. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little known fact, that drummer went on to be Radio 4 panel show stalwart Miles Jupp. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’ll grow into it by year 11. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is wrong, everyone knows the lyrics to Howard’s Way were “HOWARDS WAY you’re watching HOWARDS WAY.” #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Might call my daughter down and show her the old guy from Community is on. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Broke up over fax. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’re on mute. #teams #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is what you’d request on Steve Wright’s love songs if you didn’t actually like someone. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The hits keep coming.” #totp
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am D - dopamine sensitive I - irritable S - sweaty C - cant get the glue off my leg O - ooh ooh ohh perimenopausal #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And they say variety is dead. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Distinct memory of the school-related stuff in pop visuals back then. This, Pink Floyd’s the Wall, Boomtown Rats. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Play whatever that Tron thing was you cowards. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Keytar early adopter. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think RoSPA came around and handed out those outfits at my primary school. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s a shame Yewtree wasn’t based general annoyance. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Backronyms Song. Kind of like it though. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Legs and Co have picked up three crystals and are now moving on to the Medieval Zone. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not quite sure what that zoom out from the pointy thing on the floor was about. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was disgusted when I found out what My Old Piano is a euphemism for. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Possibly the most realistic of all the muppets. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah having a playground craze for “walking on the moon” like the Police was about as close as I got to relating to music this year. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire. Oxide and Neutrino have been assigned. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She sings a bit like Les Dawson in drag communicating something rude. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
System F was the last before #totp switched to intel chips.
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Nostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#TOTP
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you get to late in the show and you realise you’ve not got your Steps in. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Convinced she’s standing on a reverse shot of peppa pig. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oops I did Britney’s song again. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pizzicato? No I’ve not touched a drop. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The animation team are putting on a great show, considering they were going the pool aerobics just a few hours ago. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She gets a free pass, sorry. #totp
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Woman Crying: Leave Her Alone Meme
ALT: Woman Crying: Leave Her Alone Meme
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tucker’s Miracle. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Play none of this you cowards. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who ordered the philharmonic orchestra, possibly while stoned? #totp
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The Simpsons: Cypress Hill & Lisa
ALT: The Simpsons: Cypress Hill & Lisa
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you remember that Play Doh hair salon toy? #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A lot of people like Oasis, a lot of people watch Emmerdale. I know none of these people. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Less who feels love more who won’t feel the benefit later. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I was sold an endowment mortgage by Dane circa 1998. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dane Bowers all over your boink. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not my Sisqo.
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine
ALT: Star Trek Deep Space Nine
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weird to think Kevin and Perry will be in their forties now. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry but it’s the law.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“There’s never really a good time to swipe someone hard across the nose with your claws fully out, so why not now?” - my cat at 3AM this morning
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Rufus Hound @rufushound.com · 23/09/2026
Opt out of Palantir being given access to your NHS data 38d.gs/PalantirOptO...
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A happy #totp 21st of September for all those who celebrate. youtu.be/ZGlvrdme_OY?...
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Legs & Co [Earth, Wind & Fire] - September [TOTP] (1979)
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still the best version of this video. #totp youtu.be/BHkhIjG0DKc?...
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Dancing in the Street | Silent Music Video
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