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TfL Barbie

@chaff.bsky.social

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Procrastination World Championship Runner Up (2016)

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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 9h

was searching for something else on Reddit, and found this thread on what did you think was magic in hp but was actually just British and this might be the best one I’ve seen

Littleredrobots 5y ago

When Hagrid mentions some people think Voldemort died and then says it’s codswallop? Yeah, I definitely thought codswallop was some wizarding world disease for the next…decade or so.

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 16h

went to Dunelm, couldn’t resist these cushions

A bright blue cushion with pink and green circles and stripes across the front and a bright pink cushion with large jagged edge flowers (look pixelated) in yellow, blue, green and red

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

a dress to attract aliens (apparently)

My tv showing the front of a rainbow coloured dress

The back of the dress

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

he did eventually leave, but I had a lot of this before he did

A tuxedo cat staring out of an open door annoyed that yes, it is in fact still raining

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

oh my god, I am so ready

My cupboard stuffed full with coats and jackets of various colours. Faux fur features heavily

Three capes hanging on a door. A black fur trimmed goth one, a blue and red checked one, and a wine velvet one

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

tested embroidery with piping and leaves and flowers. really difficult to make the same on both sides mind

A blue silk ballgown with a light blue silk (looks white) under skirt and frilly bodice

Close up of the skirt showing gold piping, lilac and pink daisies, purple wisterias, and pink silk flowers, with green leaves

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Britta from Community saying “I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty” but I’ve edited racism to “bombing” and animal cruelty to “British doggers”

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve had to stop due to hand cramp, but here is the latest slutty masterpiece

Risqué (aka revealing) gothic slit dress with peplum, corset bodice and collar, in a red velvet, red sequins and black sequins material. A gold chain of little suns runs from… tit to tit

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

just like the pattern cutting section

A right sleeve that is now “100% straight” on snow petal lace

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I even managed to put some feathers on the back (it was actually really difficult lmao)

my dress construction screen, showing a mannequin in a green sequin and silk dress, with peacock feathers along the back collar

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

back on my bullshit (making cute dresses)

A green sequin and silk risqué slit dress

A gothic pink and purple corset style dress with a fitted skirt

A pink tiered dress with a sequin bodice and lace frills

A cream patterned long dress with lace waterfall tiered trim on the left side, blue silk split sleeves and a blue waistband

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

was this guy. he tried quite hard to argue with people, before moving to “I’ve phrased this badly but wanted a good discussion” to now deletion lol

Shawn fleshpockets.bsky.social
I don't mean to downplay sexual assault but also have known a lot of good people who had to learn healthy boundaries by violating someone else's and never forgetting the experience

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dune: Part Two (2024)

Lucille Bluth saying “I wanna cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture”

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

got a new thingamabob for my wall

A blue heart with an embroidered eye and flowers on it

My little fun area of thingamabobs and doodads (pink cuckoo clock, parrot vase, monster munch art, neon deities, wire flowers, and a skeleton bat)

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hell yeah now we’re talking

My tv with Dressmaker on. A gothic woman called Vivian is being awfully flirtatious

“Mmm. I suspect you will be even more to my taste than dear departed Mina.”

The black velvet, wine coloured silk and sequin dress I made for my new goth girlfriend Vivian

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

got an assistant while I play Dressmaking

A black and white tuxedo cat sat on the sofa next to me

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

adding this to my lexicon immediately

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m doing it, I’m making weird dresses

My tv showing the game Dressmaker, with a dress that is “elegant” and “glamorous”, but it is a gradient yellow and blue dress

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

cat I don’t own has taken to sleeping on the bed, so I’ve been putting down a doughnut towel to protect the sheets, which he seems to like

Cat sleeping in the centre of a round towel with an image of a pink doughnut with sprinkles on it

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

30th September / 1st October

Dean Pelton from Community in a normal outfit

Dean Pelton wearing a sexy corset Satan costume

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The focus group man from I think you should leave saying “oh, my god, he admit it”

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Tim Robinson looking at his phone saying What the fuck?

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

being dizzy as an adult vs being dizzy as a kid (watching my nephew spin around for 40 seconds)

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

yeah, you could say I’m into new experiences

A box of Ferrero Collection Experience (that’s chocolates for people who aren’t familiar with the Ferrero back catalogue)

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

another interesting paragraph slipped in here - ICBs also introducing minimum waits for other conditions

The British Medical Journal recently revealed that 17 of the 36 ICBs had introduced minimum waits of 12 to 16 weeks before patients could have a new hip or knee fitted or cataract removed, even though the NHS is meant to give 92% of patients planned hospital care within 18 weeks.

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

got a new guy

Bright orange and yellow parrot vase on a mantelpiece

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

gonna miss this guy

It’s a piano that I am playing the raiders march on

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Mr chaff’s favourite thing is that the place we rented is in the middle of a park, nature reserve and reservoir

Some water through some trees and a little space for people to fish

A reservoir surrounded by green

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

lest you think I forgot your fave lad

My husband posing in front of a pirate ship on an adventure golf course

With his face through one of those boards so it looks like he’s got the body of a luscious red headed mermaid

Staring at some shipwreck bits in the shipwreck museum

Standing in front of a ship outside at the shipwreck museum

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

had a great time tbh. banger British holiday

Me on the pier looking out at the sea

Me posing in front of a pirate ship on the pirate golf course

Me trying to hit a ball from a series of three skulls and a big rock

Standing in the old town after visiting an occult shop that sold some really nice soap

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

anyway no more discourse

Me on Hastings beach

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

also found a new cool book

A black hard cover book called The Art of the Occult: A Visual Sourcebook for the Modern Mystic, by S. Elizabeth

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

also look at this cool painting by a 7 year old

A 7 year old has painted a picture of a nature scene, with trees, snowy mountains (or cliffs) and a waterfall. The painting description reads:

‘Tree by the Waterfall
Medium: Acrylic on canvas
“i love drawing and painting and have been inspired by Bob Ross on the TV.”
Isaac Matthews, Age 7’

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

museum mirror selfie

It’s me and my husband looking into a mirror in a museum and taking a selfie

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

found a cool guy in the museum

it’s a bear jug in a museum case. It’s a weird interpretation of a bear, but that’s what the description said. I love him

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

there’s genuinely no need to post like this

A post where a man apparently wants to see Lauren Boebert having oral sex with a female staffer, more graphically described

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

really want one of these t-shirts tbh

‘The Flying Toasters were one of the main reasons that After Dark became popular,
and Berkeley began to produce other merchandising products such as T-shirts with the Flying Toaster image and slogans such as
"The 51st Flying Toaster Squadron: On a mission to save your screen!"’

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I‘ve booked a holiday soon at a self catered place and I’m already experiencing intense kitchen jealousy

A kitchen with loads of room for cupboards and appliances and even a dining table

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’ve done a Freeform version of my kitchen (apologies to any one with actual skill in this area, best I could manage with my fingers). Basically I’ve got a classic tiny kitchen. The cupboards are 1 floor and wall cupboard either side of a built in oven, and there are 3 entrances/exits

A pretty terrible floor plan of my kitchen

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The smashing pumpkins in the video for bullet with butterfly wings

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

look at this shit ffs

Some nonsense communist or trump slop video liked by 12k people

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this was post zero and there have been many offshoots lol

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

actually this concluding paragraph from this blog will do very nicely tommorris.org/posts/2026/w...

“But us ordinary non-billionaire non-tech-founders have the power to point out that the entire philosophical structure of their weird Al doomsday cult was formulated by a bunch of skull-measuring racist dorks on a message board that's devoted to a crap 600,000 word Harry Potter fanfiction written by a fully grown adult, and this will never stop being funny. All of this is a deeply ridiculous and absurd circus and ought to be treated as such.”

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Aella had an infamous birthday celebration that resulted in this diagram

Aella’s sankey diagram about what happened to the men who came to her birthday celebration

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Erm… I’d say that’s a pretty major thing for AI scribes to be fucking up tbh

“The classic is, it will get the side of the body incorrect and say right when you’ve said left … so you need to check things pretty closely, especially things like drug doses”, he said”

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

my brother sent this to me. I think I’m going to try and turn it into something I wear when I graduate (again)

A WhatsApp message that says “You’re better at getting degrees than most people I know
Degreemaxxing”

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Matt has copped a 3 day suspension for some bullshit, I have this message to share with you all

A we will never forget Diana or 9/11 meme that has been edited to include Harambe, Captain Tom, Stonehenge, Pret cheap coffee and Matt’s bsky pfp

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Finally watched Birds of Prey and regret to inform you all I’m now obsessed with this jacket

Harley Quinn wearing a blue jacket embroidered with loads of bright embellishments

Same again, but you can see the cool flames on the bottom of the jacket

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

my visitor is back

the top half of a tuxedo cat, with his head resting in my hand, lying on my husband’s desk (he loves a desk)

TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A ginger cat having finished brushing against my legs