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TfL Barbie

@chaff.bsky.social
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Procrastination World Championship Runner Up (2016)

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 5h
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 3h
"Don't genetically engineer crabs to be as big as men."
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 3h
lmao
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 3h
just lowly worming (cruising round in my apple car
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 3h
omg I just searched to see who else was doing fiddly stuff with accessories and look at this! bsky.app/profile/btan...
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 3h
that’s so cute though!
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 5h
I need to learn proper embroidery for real. I’d just do it on everything I owned
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 6h
I was doing very short bits to try and make it rounded, but that’s also what made it so difficult to replicate on the other side lmao
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 6h
thank you! the piping/trims/lace are so tricky to manage
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 6h
this is dressmaker btw for those of you somehow unaware of the addiction I have to this game
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 6h
tested embroidery with piping and leaves and flowers. really difficult to make the same on both sides mind
A blue silk ballgown with a light blue silk (looks white) under skirt and frilly bodiceClose up of the skirt showing gold piping, lilac and pink daisies, purple wisterias, and pink silk flowers, with green leaves
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 16h
I’ve missed this, what’s happening?
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 16h
good luck! (My phone tried to say good lick)
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 16h
can’t see it because bluesky thinks it’s adult content 😭
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Britta from Community saying “I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty” but I’ve edited racism to “bombing” and animal cruelty to “British doggers”
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mockup wikipedia battle graphic - Battle of Fairford
w/dates, location Whelford just outside RAF Fairford
Result: Total rout of US forces

Belligerents infobox
One side: US Air Force, RAF, NATO
other side: 5 lads looking for red diesel
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve had to stop due to hand cramp, but here is the latest slutty masterpiece
Risqué (aka revealing) gothic slit dress with peplum, corset bodice and collar, in a red velvet, red sequins and black sequins material. A gold chain of little suns runs from… tit to tit
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just like the pattern cutting section
A right sleeve that is now “100% straight” on snow petal lace
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this honestly makes me feel better about the significant amount of hours I end up gaming every weekend
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is so fancy!
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I even managed to put some feathers on the back (it was actually really difficult lmao)
my dress construction screen, showing a mannequin in a green sequin and silk dress, with peacock feathers along the back collar
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
back on my bullshit (making cute dresses)
A green sequin and silk risqué slit dress A gothic pink and purple corset style dress with a fitted skirtA pink tiered dress with a sequin bodice and lace frillsA cream patterned long dress with lace waterfall tiered trim on the left side, blue silk split sleeves and a blue waistband
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have a wine coloured velvet cape, with leopard print fur lining, a gothic black velvet cape with fur and lace trim, and a blue and red checked cape that makes me look like a detective
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
right??? can’t believe the weather is ruining our cute ensembles
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, just the wildest fucking thing to say to defend some YouTuber
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah I’m unsure how many of these accounts have just popped up here to argue their disgusting thoughts on rape and SA or are genuine guys who think like this
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s gonna be 22 here today ffs. I just want to wear all my beautiful coats and capes
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
was this guy. he tried quite hard to argue with people, before moving to “I’ve phrased this badly but wanted a good discussion” to now deletion lol
Shawn fleshpockets.bsky.social
I don't mean to downplay sexual assault but also have known a lot of good people who had to learn healthy boundaries by violating someone else's and never forgetting the experience
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
by the looks of it “fleshpockets” has deleted both his post and account
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dudes rock
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is Matt looking after your son?
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it’s genuinely quite something as a woman watching guys go out of their way to bat for rapists AGAIN, while also wanting everyone to think they are a good leftist
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
he chastises someone in his replies for an “insane response” without a hint of self-awareness
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this is the sort of shit you say when women are merely objects you can regrettably damage along the way of your main character hero journey to Becoming A Good Man
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what the fuck
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dune: Part Two (2024)
Lucille Bluth saying “I wanna cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's really fucked that I've had so many people say "thank you for calling out the bad article defending the rapist, I wanted to say something but didn't want to get dogpiled for criticizing a youtube man" very safe and normal website we have here
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
omg I love the orange one so much
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
got a new thingamabob for my wall
A blue heart with an embroidered eye and flowers on it My little fun area of thingamabobs and doodads (pink cuckoo clock, parrot vase, monster munch art, neon deities, wire flowers, and a skeleton bat)
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yes! I really want to see what everyone else is making
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
might have to get into dressmaking for real
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah now we’re talking
My tv with Dressmaker on. A gothic woman called Vivian is being awfully flirtatious 

“Mmm. I suspect you will be even more to my taste than dear departed Mina.”The black velvet, wine coloured silk and sequin dress I made for my new goth girlfriend Vivian
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fuck me this is hot
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love this game. Absolutely addicted
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
got an assistant while I play Dressmaking
A black and white tuxedo cat sat on the sofa next to me
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