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CelestialQwert

@celestialqwert.bsky.social
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Long Sock Wearer, Skee-Ball Speedrunner, and FFXIV Enthusiast non biney they/them

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Lunao Azurus @lunao623.bsky.social · 17h
Don't forget
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formthehead @formthehead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tataru with a gun #FFXIV #FFXIVART
Tataru pulling back the slide on a pistol, her eyes locked onto her unfortunate target
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Natalie @nataliethenerd.com · 26/09/2026
It's a god damn shame how many people are using AI to make a tonne of slop in the retro gaming scene. All for money
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Pokémon Fangame News @pokefangamenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Emerald Rotate is out NOW! ↩️ Vanilla Pokémon Emerald but rotated 90º to the right. ⏬️ Check it out ⏬️ www.hackdex.app/hack/emerald...
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Edit of the Snatcher intro text. Green text against a background now reads "This story is dedicated to all those cyberpunks who reject GenAI and commission extremely niche pornography from real artists every day of their lives.
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternatively, you could use WordArt

I'm not even joking!
This is literally cooler, aesthetics be like that

AI art is so rancid it caused a cultural inversion
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YAY enjoyer @arcaneclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
trying to learn Mahjong genuinely feels like this
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CelestialQwert @celestialqwert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reading up on local candidates, and wondering if I would get more mileage out of not voting for any of them but yelling at whoever wins at the next city council meeting
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/09/2026
it is btw. anything that is capable of existing with the intent of altering ur emotional state, and that goal being achieved differently depending on the person because of difference in life experiences is art in my eyes. anyone trying to loudly convince u otherwise should be immediately distrusted
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/09/2026
i think one big factor (among many) as to why AI has had such a foothold in coding spaces is because the majority of people dont consider programming to be art
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this was funnier in my head
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MAGFest - The Music and Gaming Festival @magfest.org · 18/09/2026
Y'all. We did know we would sell out eventually but we did NOT know we would sell out in less than 12 hours. We are currently SOLD OUT of badges. Please stay tuned into our social media accounts and newsletters for any and all updates we may have. We just need some rest. 🥲
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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WereZeki @zekidragon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's 9/11 so I get to remind people that Mimi was at ground zero canonically
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws. Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
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animal jayson ⭐️👁️ @animaljayson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
wolverine cover arttouhou koumakyou title screen
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izzy @isobel.top · 09/09/2026
wow, they made a game for liberals
NEVER STRIVE
FOR A BETTER TOMORROW
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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rose 🩷🪽 @aerti.pink · 11/06/2026
notice how it's always "nintendo hire this man" and never "nintendo hire this woman" this really says a lot about nintendo's hiring practices
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026
honestly best direct of the year. they then spent fifteen minutes doing this for one of the most played-by-everyone games in history. this is so much better than i could have expected
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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satin ribbons

After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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walpurgis fechtbook @padgettish.kaiba.online · 04/09/2026
Everytime I take these I laugh at all the obviously hyper specific, incredibly weird local slang that comes up in this until the Brew-Thru question hits
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 17/08/2026
new error page deployed
tcrf ban page featuring a vaguely butthole-shaped claude logo with two hands on either side of it, saying "claude user detected". 

claude users aren't welcome here. claude frequently circumvents blocks and other anti-ai measures.

plus, our community is built by humans, for humans.
asking some robotic butthole to digest the information here
does a disservice to everyone who has ever contributed.
you are banned from this site.

to attempt to resolve this issue, join discord
and mention reference code "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx".

warning: your chances of success are near zero.
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Kastia| The Farmer And The Wolf @kastiakbc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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spooky scary renegade cut @renegadecut.com · 30/08/2026
found something great on reddit, which is such a rare happenstance that i felt i should post it
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In the files for New Super Mario Bros. (DS), there's a fully coded, unused ghost enemy referred to as "scripulous_fingore". When asked about the enemy in an interview, Miyamoto disregarded the question, seeming unusually upset.
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girls 2 @jazzcatte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
its SO fucked up that in the time since he recorded that line, capitalists corrupted space
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CelestialQwert @celestialqwert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq...
youtube.com
Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
YouTube video by geoff EXE
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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Stephen Georg @stephenge.org · 20/08/2026
are y'all excited about the new pokemon games
A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Sheetz", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Sheetz gas station.A photo of a fictional Nintendo Switch 2 game called "Pokémon Wawa", with the cover art featuring the exterior of a Wawa gas station.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Krispy @feathernotes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If you know, you know (Quifrey doesn't know) #art // #WHA // #witchhatelier
a circle drawing on the left with a silly doodle on the right with a character asking what the other is doing. digital
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
microsoft flight simulator, print ad, dos (1995) archive.org/details/comp...
a city, skyscrapers, the twin towers.
main text:
remember, as you buzz the 42nd floor of the twin towers and rudder into a power-off spin recovery above times square, safety is a pilot's first and foremost concern.
(small box art picture in upper right hand corner of ad, small in game screenshot in bottom left hand corner of ad, microsoft logo in bottom right hand corner of ad, lots of small text down the lower part of the ad).
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Grimm ⎇ (Comms open) @spiderqueenpc.desktopgeneration.com · 03/10/2025
people who aren't furries: errrrm that's not a furry 😂 it's a bird?? birds don't have fur. that's like, a feathery lol furries: yo cool spray bottle fursona
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 11/08/2026
The "Winners don't use drugs" screen, but it's edited to "Winners don't use ChatGPT" by "Wiki S. Sessions, PHP"
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 08/08/2026
I haven't seen anyone on here fawn over the Carlisle 5216 cup for a while and I think perhaps that's where we have gone astray as a community
A Carlisle 5216 16 ounce stackable tumbler cup in ruby red, ubiquitous in many a pizza restaurant from our youths
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OneDishwasher @onedishwasher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Virginia Is For Lovers"
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Stuffed Wombat @stuffedwomb.at · 06/08/2026
MARBLE SOULS coming 2026 wishlist now - store.steampowered.com/app/4531440/...
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
QRP with your mosy popular piece on Bluesky Its Zoot Suit Samus and its not even close lol
L'Samus Aran d'Zeut Seut
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