Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026 552666885
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialDr. Émile P. Torres @xriskology.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In case you missed it, here's my article about how completely f*cked the whole "ASI extinction" discourse is right now. If ASI is "misaligned," humanity dies out (they say). But if ASI is "aligned," humanity also dies out. www.realtimetechpocalypse.com/p/the-asi-ex...realtimetechpocalypse.comThe ASI Extinction Debate Is the Opposite of What You ThinkThe media needs to wake up, fast. (3,100 words.) 45628
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialheaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell 10453981027
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Yet another Kalshi offering that serves no legitimate economic purpose. It's not possible to make a rational bet on this without material non-public information. It's a market solely for fraud by both regulators and corporate insiders, and everyone connected to it in any way should go to prison.bloomberg.comKalshi Will Offer Sports-Style Betting on Drug Trial ResultsKalshi Inc. is expanding in biotechnology by offering wagers on the outcomes of clinical trials and regulatory decisions, giving traders a more direct way to bet on key industry catalysts. 811855581
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026NEVER FORGET the debt we all owe to the Miccosukee Tribe, without whom it would still be open. And never forget that Indigenous sovereignty and all our safety and flourishing are forever intertwined.nativenewsonline.net“Alligator Alcatraz” May Close After Months of Tribal Resistance in the EvergladesThe controversial immigration detention center dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz” could soon shut down — a dramatic reversal following months of resistance led by the Miccosukee Tribe, Native advocates, and ... 1841971478
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026First Minecraft inside of Minecraft, now this? Exquisitely unnecessary. 000
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialJohn Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Tech CEOs in 2026: ‘We spent billions to hopefully one day have an ai that can make people feel like it’s portraying real emotions for tv, but we need way more money to do it’ Jim Henson in 1955: ‘yeah so I stuck some ping pong balls to a bit of old felt and called it Kermit’ 51444524
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026 954762
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...thedreydossier.substack.comI found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White HouseThere is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead. 6938062403
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialSkepticpunk @skepticpunk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Old man blocked by Cloud 22175
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Make a band out of two others: Third Eye Blind Melon 041
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.social🧟♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 07/05/2026let’s see… * low poly silver vehicle * sometimes loses parts from collisions * on rails, kinda * trying to destroy everything in its path i think the spirtual successor to Starfox might be riding in a cybertruck on autopilot 1112
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos 3790731450
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Slightly diminish a video game: Region of Skirminshcraft: The Singed Endeavor 000
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Ruin a band by changing one letter Third Eye Bling 010
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialSenator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 18/12/2025Reminding everyone for no particular reason that Section 230 is one of the last things standing between free speech online and Trump having control over everything you see and say on the internet 12435931494
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.social🎃🎃SCOOPS🎃🎃 @sundogscoops.bsky.social · 02/12/2025firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now (copy paste-able in the alt text) 8592015064
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialKelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 04/11/2025hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue. we’ll all subscribe en masse 1667211566
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 31/10/2025If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from"Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers" 100
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialDrew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 01/10/2025I spent some time with OpenAI's new AI video app Sora. Not just slop but ragebait, fake crimes and women splattered with white goo. The implications of all of this are horrifying. 231060348
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialfurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again 48189365470
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/06/2024Bro they're roasting your Brussels sprouts in the group chat. Yeah they're tossed with olive oil and spices and parmesan. No dude they are coming out delicious. 110919
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialCrystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I want historians to remember that our Reichstag fire was BigBalls getting punched by a 15-year-old. 9439138
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialKevin Church (Spooky Remix) @beaucoupkevin.com · 10/08/2025Yes. 02339720
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 05/06/2025On today's episode of "Pundit or Pornhub?" we have a pride month special 020
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialeva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 05/06/2025either way it dissolves, centrism is an illusory state of comfort that exists between real moral positions 0479
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/06/2025centrist: we need to focus on popular policy me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare? centrist: no haha not that policy me: ok so…gun control? centrist: no lol not that policy either me: ok which policy? centrist: oh you know the ones 17884281633
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialemma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 16/05/2025people using em dashes to identify chatgpt sucks cause I liked being the kind of person to pretentiously use them correctly 917718
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialAnarchy Goose @anarchygoose.northsky.social · 15/05/2025The whole 'Grok is a boer now' thing is very funny, but it also really exposes how every 'AI tool' isn't just passively biased from training data, but actively designed to shape your worldview according to the interests of the billionaires who made them. 7270322357
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 10/05/2025media.tenor.coma man in a striped shirt is making a funny face and saying here i am .Alt: Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock saying "here i am." 061
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/04/2025They’re arresting judges now 2925182815289
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 25/04/2025PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081 5865978920441
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/04/20251. In a new leaked memo, Pam Bondi is directing the DOJ to go after trans care providers under "anti-FGM" laws. She also has directed the investigation of HRT manufacturers. She calls transgender people "infectious." The latest from S. Baum. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.com“Infected an Entire Generation”: AG Bondi Targets Trans-Affirming Health Care in Leaked MemoThe memo isn’t law, but it is the latest escalation in Trumpian efforts to wage war on trans people. 1362403859
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Literally something Trevor from the bad place would pullmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and bow tie is clapping while another man says hey ding dongsAlt: A demon, Trevor, saying "hey ding-dongs” 000
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 17/04/2025BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News. www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...cbsnews.comFDA making plans to end its routine food safety inspections, sources sayFood safety inspections would be left to state and local authorities under the plan being developed by the FDA. 1801575768
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Illegal ideas. 51294711669
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/04/2025national. high speed. pneumatic tube infrastructure. for corndogs 1981922190
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialTimothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 24/03/2025If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary. 3252757510444
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialDanielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Pete & Pete made us all weirder and I'm thankful for it 2338
Reposted by @celendine.bsky.socialAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/02/2025THEY'RE GOING TO ISSUE PERMANENT VISA BANS TO TRANS VISITORS TO THE US. This isn't just for athletes. The directive as stated applies to all visa applications made by trans folks and declare it material fraud to use a different gender marker on applications. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...theguardian.comUS threatens permanent visa bans on trans athletes based on sex markersExclusive: State department memo directs officers to bar those deemed to misrepresent birth sex on applications 24052942626
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